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Personal Blog | French Baguette

[ijustreallylikeeevee]

Whatever pokemon appears when you load Pokéfusion is now your government assigned starter

I got Venuew

[thedevilscarnival]

[fusedzamasu]

Magnish…

[mylittlepokeymans]

Behold your new god

[invenblocker]

Praise… Helix?

[king-kong-raisin-bran]

[halcyonjester]

….uh

[myinnerkemono]

...France be like : Mr.Chan ?

[mattibee]

[srsfunny]

If I had any stonks I’d give them to him

[pandyakuza]

So i challenged myself today XD

[myinnerkemono]

HELLO SORA BOOOOY ~ 

[myinnerkemono]

MY MOOD IS EITHER...

Hey Honey... Come here ~ 

HEY BABE ! LOOK ! EHEH ! 

Do not touch me.

[everythingfox]

Firefox has encountered a problem with windows

[real-lesbian-thoughts]

The 1st time and the 101st time you come out

[real-lesbian-thoughts]

1st time: I need to tell you something.. And no one else knows, like..it’s really personal and private.. But I think I like girls.. You know..like girls usually like boys..

101st time: Hello, my name is gay.

[myinnerkemono]

Blogs: We want porn bots taken care of

Tumblr: So what you want is for boobs to be banned?

Blogs: No PORN BOTS

Tumblr: So you want Porn banned?? Ok got it!

Blogs: NOOOOOO WE WANT PORN BOTS BANNED YOU DINGUSES

Tumblr: Ok so how about this...the website BUT midnight blue

Blogs:...

[pridebrary]

[louisamariella]

@myinnerkemono

[pandyakuza]

OTP

[myinnerkemono]

Thank you both... I guess xD ! 

[kakapogirl-deactivated20210509]

A list of my favorite French memes :

Denis Brognart’s “AH !”

Baptiste’s “Mais si, j’suis très net…” 

“AH BAH C’EST BIEN, NILS” 

“Vous savez, moi je ne crois pas qu’il y ait de bonnes ou de mauvaises situations” from the movie Astérix & Obélix : Mission Cléopâtre 

(the entire movie is a meme, honestly)

“Lâche-moi Michel, LÂCHEUH-MWOI !” 

the entire 2017 presidential election

we got so many great quotes like… “Parce que c’est notre prOJEEEEEEEEET !!!!!!”, “iLs SoNt DaNs LeS cAmPaGnEs, DaNs LeS ViiiiiiLLES” and “c’est de la poudre de PERLIMPIMPIN.” 

also Jean Lassalle, Jacques Cheminade and Jean-Luc Mélanchon are absolute memes, I refuse to believe they are actual real people

“PHILIPPE ! JE SAIS OU TU T’CACHES !” 

“Y’a les HENDEKS qui arrivent” 

“Qu’est-ce qui est jaune et qui attend?” 

the intro of “The Legend of Link: The Faces of Evil” is just as infamous in French as it is in English 

“Qu’est-ce qu’on s’ennuie ici !”, “Il est écrit : seul Link peut vaincre GaNON.”, “SQUALALA !!! Nous sommes partis !” will never not make me laugh azhdjfgjhkjgf

“J’suis pas venue ici pour souffrir, oKAY?” 

“C’est la Mer Noire.” 

the first name “Jean-Michel”

the entire series “Kaamelott”

“Parle à ma main” by Fatal Bazooka ft. Yelle, aka one of the best French songs ever

and last but not least, one of my favorite videos EVER :

Les quenouilles. 

Feel free to add your favorites to this list.

[myinnerkemono]

Was Tagged by @louisamariella Relationship status: Taken and not at church because to busy practicing witchcraft and being a lesbian. 

Chapstick or lipstick: None of them.

Favorite color: Green and Burgundy.

Last song you listened to: Ariana Grande - 7 rings

Top three shows: Doctor Who, Supernatural, Adventure Time. 

Top three bands: SNSD, 21 Pilots, Imagine Dragons.

[bogleech]

Hey let’s all do this thing again

[genaleah]

[vegalocity]

[sibillascribbles08]

excluded legendaries because otherwise the regis would hog up four of these slots and that’s no fun

[myinnerkemono]

Choosing “ Favorite One “ was sometimes heartbreaking...

[kindhornet]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[myinnerkemono]

Yes... but you all seems to forget one thing... 

[tankaramo]

touch starved lesbians praying for a girl to raw them:

[blah-blah-blah83]

This is applicable for straight chicks too… Just sayin.

[tankaramo]

it’s absolutely Not

[nephilem-of-the-woods]

Straight girls if your praying for a girl to raw you then buddy, I got some news for you

[chikier]

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

[thetomska]

similarly whenever anyone says “excuse me” reply with “you’re excused” and respond to “i’m sorry” with “you will be”

[hunigi]

Very well very well noted