[mykkielee]

My tumblr account and email passwords have been hacked and I know exactly who's doing it. That's ok though cause tumblr is gonna be deleted and this phone is gonna be smashed and next time I will be way more cautious about things and who I associate with and what apps I download. This phone has been hacked for a long time now, It's time to get rid of it. Along with all my accounts and passwords

[did-you-know]

The Discovery channel produced a simulation of a 500km-diameter asteroid crashing into the Pacific Ocean and vaporizing the entire planet.

Watch the video

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[cocaineteas]

[babyanimalpics]

[sandandglass]

[lady-dirtbag]

starship-la-femme

[mykkielee]

WHAT MAKES THE SIGNS SMILE

Aries: Praise and bonfires

Taurus: Cuddles and objects of luxury

Gemini: Fame and warm places

Cancer: Antique shows and museums

Leo: Adoration and children

Virgo: Books and sunny windows

Libra: Fresh-cut flowers and diamonds

Scorpio: Exotic food and star-gazing

Sagittarius: Sunrises and New Years Eve

Capricorn: Nice sweaters and surprises

Aquarius: City nights and raspberries

Pisces: Unused paintbrushes and red wine

[animatedtext]

requested by fastfoodfelon

[cuttothefeeling]

signs least likely to win an oscar

1. leo

[4gifs]

[medusapphic]

this gif should be seen by all

[sensuous-me-deactivated20150630]

I am always going to reblog this it makes me die of laughter every time

[silencegotblownapart]

Oh god so accurate

[orgasmictipsforgirls]

too perfect!

[seductive-lips]

Yyyyup.

[melancholicovertones-deactivate]

More…Satan..

[crackwhore1994]

[zootedboy]

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

[mykkielee]

Ugh why am I helping certain people brake the law and commit crimes? This is so fucking stupid of me to do

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

[8-bitfiction]

[mykkielee]

friend: how are you?

me: i want to get hit by a car

[mykkielee]

Wait a minute, am I doing the smiley XD wrong? Is it xD or XD?