Random crap

Hella gay dude. Just saying. Also there's loads of shit i find funny/reblogworthy down there. EJOY THE ENDLESS CRAP

[felixjasper-deactivated20200801]

[felixjasper-deactivated20200801]

[sweetiepie08]

How to get ready in the morning

Step 1: Stay in bed as long as you possibly can. 

Step 2: Speed run. 

[vorchagirl]

I feel called out.

[digitalfaerie]

if you roll off the bottom of your bed at just the right angle you can clip through the floor straight into the shower saving precious time

[cockhunt]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pyramids are domesticated mountains.

[mjalti]

I hate giving ppl my phone number cuz then they’ll be calling and texting me like … this is my safe space … show some respect

[mjalti]

a voicemail bitch a voicemail? are we married?

[trashythingsgohere]

[queen-neyde]

[arandomthot]

The tea must have been piping hot

[damianimated]

Sometimes those chip readers are just a little too aggressive.

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

wh……….

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Hey uh if you go to that blog

And click that link

The binary in the image from the blog post translates to the password you need here which gets you this

And that url takes you here

I don’t have any idea what the code on the t-shirt is supposed to be tho

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Okay it’s a decimal code that translates to tumblr godknowsnone?

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

On that blog there’s like a captcha image and a long binary string. Stay tuned!!

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Okay that binary translates to ascii code

Which then translates to this

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

So when we log in to that email account

There’s not much there except this vimeo link in the drafts folder

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

The video is just 19 seconds of a very windy kind of woodsy area with a pond and a shortened url displayed over it

[seasonaldepressionmp3]

so that link takes you to this youtube video

and if you scroll down theres only one comment

click on the user and they dont have any videos, but their about page has a link

the link takes you to this freetexthost page, but im not sure what this text is code for

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

“check it out then go way back”

if you go way back to the original blog @nn17gkn

“cbg juj uk fb? Ouppx obpx pbfxc 7xfpb uo jbq? bap” is the first post

using this cypher that post translates to:

You did it now Gimme some money venmo is docworm

[momowaowa]

ok but they posted something new.

if you use the same website from before, it converts to

“Thanks for playing how about round two this is a gays only event hettys need not apply“ (first of all fuckin amazing)

but then the link leads you to this picture

which honestly idk what to do with, someone continue this.

[seasonaldepressionmp3]

thanks for adding this!!!!! i started looking into it

so if you brighten that image super high theres a link on the left side

that link takes you to a freetexthost page with this vimeo link: https://vimeo.com/277172453

the way the camera focuses in this video is morse code and me and @bitchface—mcgee translated it to: tmdlrrecurring17

we have no idea what this means and we’re stuck, if someone knows what this could be pls add on !!!!!

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

It’s still going y'all!!!!

[slimate]

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

I might be wrong but I think y'all might’ve mistranslated the Morse code. It might say tumblr recurring17

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

WE GOT FUCKING PLAYED AGAIN DKCNFSLXKFNRMDCKFNDMXKCNXNFJSLSSJ

[pointnclick]

[surusaurus]

Ladies and gentlemen! Tonight, we depress!

*crowd goes wild*

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[surusaurus]

What i’ve learned about our homeland Finland’s geography

IT’S ALL BECAUSE OF THE ICE AGE

ridges and hills?

ICE AGE

big weird boulders everywhere?

so fucking many lakes?? 

swamps?

ground rising?

no fossils?

IT’S THE FUCKING ANSWER TO EVERYTHING! 

[kaar-ne]

The fact that Koli hills were once comparable to the Alps and now they look like what they do today?

ICE AGE.

Hiidenkirnu (giant’s kettle)?

ICE AGE

Pirunpelto (devil’s field)?

ICE MOTHERFUCKING AGE

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[sensiblesnail-deactivated201907]

When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one (1) good idea.

[kitsurou]

my brother just called me from the toilet??

“em this gonna be weird but i just sat down on the toilet and then james called and hes on the doorstep. could you let him in? beware, he’s dressed as freddie mercury,”

its 2am

[kitsurou]

why

[demareth]

Friendship

[manhub]

Mess

[salty-red-mage]

[c3nric-deactivated20220627]

This is just…nah, this ain’t right.

[gisforgregorryyy]

[romy7]

[upside-happenings]

this is grindr. why are you all so surprised?

[prongsthepart-timejedi]

Reblogging mostly for the Yzma gif.