Third Rock from the Pun

We were the size of mice, yesterday. Now mice are the size of us, and we are the size that mice will be two days from now.

[sobcat]

2026 half year report 🐎

yippee! 🍀

all in all, not bad 🦩

hoping for better... 🧍‍♀️

only a miracle can save 2026 now

despair and misery 🪾

Voting ended onJun 4

[fuzzy-oooze]

There's this really obscure forgotten DC hero named the Heckler, who's basically buggs bunny as a superhero, not having any powers or physically strong, but just really good at pissing people off until they accidentally deal with themselves.

Now they're interesting, but the REAL star of the show is one of his villains, John Doe the Generic Man, who's this guy in a stark white suit with flat pink unshaded, untextured skin with no features or anything who talks like chatGPT and has black text over his face that explains what he's feeling at the moment. That guy is fucking fascinating.

[mightym52]

I first heard about this guy from the "League of regrettable superheroes" Books, (The supervillain one, obviously) and He stuck with me because its such an interesting concept. not only is HE generic, but he has the power to make anything he TOUCHES generic too. I never actually got to experience his whole deal as an actual character, since this was just an info book that tells you about the character, so seeing these panels it really cool.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

make a bunch of wheels with bread/cheese/meat/vegetables/sauce/extra so that you can Spin for Sandwich

you're making a sandwich!! Spin THIS wheel 2-4 times for the toppings!

How is it!

good!!

it's alright

ew

EW

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Voting ended onJun 3

op note: I GOT JAM, JAM AND HOT SAUCE. IM DEAD.

[planefood]

rules for thee and not for me

[cetaceous]

Wind Turbines, Palm Springs, California image credit: David McNew via: The Guardian

[parkchanwoohoo]

This whole series is so goddamn funny

[saltineofswing]

Getting my ability to be creative back and I’m incapable of putting my work away to go to bed

[knucklecurve]

we’ve never been more back

[knucklecurve]

IT’S SO OVER……..

[glitchlight]

[scribbleboxfox]

The Death of a Dance Partner

[pizzapartyplayhouse]

🔊🔊🔊THERES SOUND HI

Song: Surrender - Cheap trick

WOW! ITS MY FINAL! In all its wonky, messy, rushes glory! All things considered, I'm pretty happy with how it turned out (Even if I think it could be better) I know my OC posts never perform as well, but I hope you guys can enjoy my animation at least!

+ a little color key. It's my teen heroes Infinitessa and Armadillo Girl!

(I actually have no idea why the colors in the final ended up looking so washed out, oh well)

There's a lot I would've changed but I only had about a third of a semester to work on this so it is what it is! Didn't had time to do everything I wnated to do, had to cut corners, lines are messy and unfinished and some designs were underseveloped. Backgrounds? Don't even get me started. BUT THIS WAS VERY FUN and something I've wanted to do for awhile. HOPE YOU LIKE IT! And i hope this performa decently i worked quite hard

[roycohn]

stop saying "gen z brought back bush-era purity politics" i grew up in the bush era and even then people weren't saying that you're a sex addict for having boring marital sexual congress in the same house as your children. this is just plain unhinged

[prof-grace-aspen]

Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It's fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn't healthy.

[whatsnewalycat]

I really loved Robert Evans’s response to this

[bettedavisgf]

how is it possible that everyone is so bad at this. it just can’t be this hard

[transtarks]

reblog this and put in the tags at least two (2) songs you are listening to on repeat right now

[wedadnajah]

From a hospital bed... Najah is calling out to you 💔🥺

My name is Najah.

I am not just a number in a medical report, nor just another patient in a hospital room.

I am a girl with dreams, a mother waiting for my recovery, and a home waiting for me to return

Today, I'm writing to you with a tired hand - but my hope is not tired

The doctors confirmed that my treatment is possible and that my condition can improve...

But time is not unlimited, and support is the difference

Just imagine for a moment:

70 people.

70 hearts.

7O simple decisions to give💔

Only $5 from each person

An amount you might not even notice in your daily lirfe...

But here, in this bed,

it is a new heartbeat, a chance to stand again, the beginning of healing💔🥺

The pain is hard...

The waiting is harder..

But the hardest part is knowing survival is close, yet still needs one small step🙏

I'm not asking one person to carry everything alone.

Just 70 small life🥺❤️

people who believe acts, when combined.

that create

With your support, I can rise,

With your support, I can return to my dreams.

With your support, my name - Najah - can truly become "success" 6

Please don't scroll past in silence💔

Share. Donate. Be one of the seventy

You might be the one who completes the hope.🙏

Najah , her mother, will not forget your silence, and she will not forgive a heart that didn't move, or a hand that didn't reach outEvery donation, every share, every word of support... could be the difference between life and death for Najah

She is suffering from a severe calcium and iron deficiency... her body is weak, and her life hangs between hope and danger.

Treatment, vitamins, and nutrients can save her

Every donation, every share, every word of support... could be the difference between life and death for her

Donate now and give Najah a chance at life!

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[wedadnajah]

Donate to Help Wedad's family in their time of need, organized by amelia romain

From the heart of Gaza, we reach out to you with deep pain and a plea for help… amelia romain needs your support for Help Wedad's family in

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[wedadnajah]

Give Najah a chance for treatment… a chance to live.

Without this treatment, death is not a possibility—it is inevitable.

She is growing weaker day by day, and we cannot do this alone.

Just $10 from 50 people could help save her life.

It may seem like a small amount, but for Najah, it is the difference between life and death.

Please don’t ignore this plea. 🤍

[wedadnajah]

Two donors gave her hope during her illness. Now it’s our turn—every donation can change her life. Join us and make a real difference!🥺💔❤️🙏

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[hazemsuhail]

WAIT... A life depends on your kindness today 💔

[hazemsuhail]

My brother Samer is racing against time. From a life-threatening coma due to a lack of bipolar medication to severe injuries from a devastating bombing. He is now caught between waiting for urgent medical travel and struggling to survive on limited medications. full story

[hazemsuhail]

I am not ready to say goodbye. Please, don’t let Samer’s story end here. Share and contribute to save his life!

[a-shade-of-blue]

Vetted! #75 on @/gazavetters vetted list, Family #171 on PaliLiberation list, Also vetted by association.

Donate to Help my family survive and start a new life, organized by Hazem friend

Hello everyone, I hope you take a minute to read our story. I’m Ha… Hazem friend needs your support for Help my family survive an

Israel is still killing and wounding Palestinians in Gaza; at least 618 people have been killed since the ceasefire! Other than killing Palestinians daily in the West Bank and Gaza,  Israel has just passed a new law that allows for the execution of Palestinians, but not Israelis accused of the same offense. Please continue supporting Palestinians!

[hazemsuhail]

He is fighting to live, and time is running out. A single share or donation could save him. Please act now. 🙏💙

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[hedwig-dordt]

a reCAPTCHA will not request a sequence of keys, and what to do if you got scammed

[elamarth-calmagol]

I dont know that I would have recognized that

[coruscanttojerusalem]

Fake CAPTCHA scams trick users with “I’m not a robot” tests to install malware and steal data. Learn warning signs and how to protect yourse

Real source that's not a tiktok video added.