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fallontonight

One of The Tonight Show writers asks parents Harry Potter trivia, much to the chagrin of their kids!

1dpornhub

#ot5 #this blog is just a scary place to be right now

1dpornhub

one direction human centipede

#rimming #I'm having the time of my life

1dpornhub

#ziall sex #I'm vaguely traumatised by this #i would never put this on my main blog I swear #i have standards there

1dpornhub

#making good use of one direction dolls #this is what I would do with them to if I had any

neatlikemyalcohol

I really think my new url is on point. Btw it used to be bitchonabike

mylessembarrassingblog

it's on point. I'm impressed.

#i logged on specifically to figure out what your new url is because I got confused when I went to check out your new theme #ALSO I HAVE FOUR FOLLOWERS I AM CONFUSED

mulderapologist

lord-kitschener

"what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???"

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotext product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

youre-my-wonderful

failnation

It’d be nice if this had a punchline wooden tit http://failnation.tumblr.com

styles-malik-deactivated2014120

#adorable #let me marry you

I feel weird following people with this username

#i did follow gayporngifs though #i figure they have no room to judge

mylessembarrassingblog

I just created an entirely new blog JUST FOR YOU!!

You know who you are.

I hope you are eternally grateful.

neatlikemyalcohol

Rarely have I been more faltered

mylessembarrassingblog

…

neatlikemyalcohol

how many times have you changed this today?

mylessembarrassingblog

It just makes this conversation look more interesting. Look at all your tumblr friends!

#yogurt shotgun is possibly my best creation yet #what should I change it to next?

mylessembarrassingblog

I just created an entirely new blog JUST FOR YOU!!

You know who you are.

I hope you are eternally grateful.

neatlikemyalcohol

Rarely have I been more faltered

mylessembarrassingblog

Try not to let it get to your head

neatlikemyalcohol

You made a blog just for me whats to not like?

mylessembarrassingblog

It’s going to come in handy. Now I can give this one to everyone who asks me what my url is

neatlikemyalcohol

But I was made for me

mylessembarrassingblog

I lied this is never going to anyone else. Yogurtshotgun must remain a secret

neatlikemyalcohol

This is a Christmas decoration I made for a friend. I don’t like Christmas but I do like penises.

#what a beauty #so festive #talented artist #green dicks

I just realized that if this is going to be my less embarrassing blog I probably shouldn't reblog gay porn on it. Damn it.

#I was just about to #must practice self restraint #learn to be a normal human

mylessembarrassingblog

I just created an entirely new blog JUST FOR YOU!!

You know who you are.

I hope you are eternally grateful.

neatlikemyalcohol

Rarely have I been more faltered

mylessembarrassingblog

Try not to let it get to your head

neatlikemyalcohol

You made a blog just for me whats to not like?

mylessembarrassingblog

It's going to come in handy. Now I can give this one to everyone who asks me what my url is

#my one direction blog is safely hidden #no one will ever know

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