In vodka we trust.

There is a 90% chance I will complain about my thesis everyday. This has now increased to a 100% chance.

[post--grad]

there’s a film crew working at the courthouse across from my coffee place today which means that i’ve been sitting here watching a really hot guy get fake-kneed in the groin by a really hot lady who then sprints off with all his files

for about 30 minutes now

[post--grad]

now she’s narrowly missing him with the getaway car

[post--grad]

HE AINT GIVING UP

he’s running out into the street, stopping a car, throwing the driver bodily onto the pavement, and peeling out of there

we’re on take 10 at LEAST and the guy gettin tossed is keeping his energy up

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Justin Trudeau’s support for the Trans Mountain Pipeline Expansion just became a meme.

Credit to @AshCourchene

[incorrect-tortall-quotes]

“I took the form of a 45-year-old white man for a reason: I can only fail up.”

— Lord Wyldon

[ithelpstodream]

[buzzfeed]

“Her breasts jounced their agreement.”

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

Watch: She’s honestly so brave for standing up for herself and her rights

follow @the-movemnt

[arcaneloquence]

Gabby Bowie. Say her name. And fuck this school.

Contact Pleasant Grove High principal Wayne Byram and tell the school their actions are racist and unacceptable.

100 Spartan Drive Pleasant Grove, AL  3512

205-379-5250

[wahdon]

“i have a right to ask you to do anything” is a very dangerous thing for an adult official to say to a child in school.

[asian]

LET’S ALL CONTACT THEIR ADMINISTRATION AND TELL THEM TO SHOVE THEIR ‘RULES’ UP THEIR ASS

[laina-inverse]

Yeah, you have the right to ASK.

She has the right to say no. And the minute someone tries to force the issue, they are being unlawful.

You tell em, girl.

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

What happened to her?

[audreynical2]

^^^

[king-emare]

Protect her

[gwydionmisha]

In case something like this happens  to you, the Supreme Court ruled in 1969 in the case Tinker v. Des Moines Independent Community School District that students do have the right to political speech of this type.  When she says forcing her to take the sign off is unlawful, this is the case she’s referencing and she’s absolutely right.  She is having her Constitutional rights violated.

[eggsaladstain]

on a scale of 1 to john oliver commissioning a competing picture book about mike pence’s rabbit with a storyline about same sex marriage and democracy and tolerance, releasing that book a day before the release of mike pence’s picture book, and then donating proceeds from the book to the trevor project and aids united, how (righteously) petty are you

[tamaresc-deactivated20170902]

What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.

[ithelpstodream]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Nothing is more stressful than having your sleeves slide slowly down your arms while washing your hands.

[thegingeregg]

My favorite sign from the Women’s March.

[aphrodeiti]

Do you ever become desensitized to your own trauma?? Like you’ve been dealing with it for so long that when you accidentally let it slip out in conversation and the persons like “um oh my god?” You’re like wow I forgot my life has been one unspeakable horror after another #noted

[allthecanadianpolitics]

The Globe & Mail: This is really bad.

This is horrific levels of victim blaming of a 15 year old indigenous girl who was murdered and thrown in a river.

The Globe & Mail has changed their sensationalist headline, but their tweets containing the old headline are still online.

Apparently CBC news and the Canadian Press had the same headlines running too, but I can’t see any screen caps.

Do better Canadian Media.

[left-reminders]

[khiroshige-deactivated20221210]

europeans: *throws bananas at black athletes and politicians in their countries*

europeans: you americans are so obsessed with race… so strange….

[khiroshige-deactivated20221210]

Britain: *harasses the fuck out prince harry’s gf meghan markle for being a biracial black woman despite being white passing*

Britain: right? I don’t get this whole “race” thing Americans got going on

[goblinrznr]

Europeans: pissed off about immigration in their countries

Europeans: *colonized the whole FUCKING world*

[cannon-fannon]

Australians: *supports the ‘stop the boats campaign’. let’s one nation back in. closed refugee detention centres and displaced the people*

Australians: we’re so tolerant and multicultural. idk y america has such an issue with race.

[morganeilish]

Canadians: *experience a rise in hate crimes against Muslim Canadians. Forced indigenous peoples off their land and into the horrific residential school system. Has a higher incarceration rate for poc than white people.*

Canadians: we’re way better and more tolerant up here than America. Why can’t they just learn from us.

[cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215]

Abusive men pave the way for lazy men to get wives and girlfirends.

[cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215]

Lemme clarify, how many times have you heard your overworked female friends and relatives say “Yeah, Jerry drinks beer every evening after work while I cook dinner and clean up after everyone and does the bare minimum to help me raise the kids but he’s such a nice guy. He’s never beat me in my life. I couldn’t ask for a better guy in my life.”

Like no, Sally, your husband is a common stone among turds and you know it.

[biggestniq]

I try to explain this conceptually to people as a thing that happens not saying that this is good but it’s a thing that happens.

[wedgemccloud]

This is what male privilege is and how all men benefit from it.

This is why you are not exempt from statements about “all men” even if you are overall good.

You benefit from the bar constantly being lowered by systemic issues within the gender.

The expectations on you are always lower than they should because “at least you’re not X”.

[musingsofatiredmind]

That…is the best response I’ve seen to the “not all men” thing. Thank you.

[spikeasaur]

start referring to things you own as “your inventory”

[fatale-distraction]

“Jackie did I give you my keys?” “idk lemme check my inventory *rustling in purse*”

[ceruleanfuckup]

“yeah mom hold on one sec I just need to equip my shoes”