Google Drive
There weren't quite five, but there were two: 'Untitled document' and 'Show ideas'. Here they both are:
UNTITLED DOCUMENT:
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This was an interesting one: Not only do I not remember writing this, but it seems to be written in somewhat broken language and change tense from first to third person pretty freely without regard for any of the usual conventions of English prose. It would be a stretch of the imagination to even call the characters (if there even really are any) one dimensional, and the fragmented utterly disjointed narrative is like trying to complete a jigsaw without all the pieces... frustrating. Can this really have been me?
SHOW IDEAS:
Ricky Gervais; as fat man.
This one was definitely me... I remember thinking afterwards that it had pretty much been done: in all of his shows.
Well so much for Google Drive; I might pop a few good things in there now for the future. Then in a year I can say "Thanks me in the past, You're the best!".
peace x