I fell in love with the fire long ago

[transfemininomenon]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[clubpenguin2005]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[transfemininomenon]

you know it sister

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[kirjavas]

some of you were never emotionally devastasted by the end of the amber spyglass at 14 years old and it shows

[mylovelanguageisfireball]

Is it the same if I'm 31 and the whole trilogy emotionally devastated me (so much so that I had to put off reading it for a while after finishing the first book)?

[clarabosswald]

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked the alethiometer and it said ☼☼☼, 🍎 🍎, 𝚨𝛀 𝚨𝛀, 🕯🕯🕯, ⚗️⚗️⚗️, 🐜, 🍎, 𓆈𓆈

[my-secret-shame]

[krakenkitty]

Oh, Marc, sweetheart... no...

[sapphireh3arts]

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

[swiftievolturra]

my average experience reading an Agatha Christie book is genuinely the same every single time and i never learn

first 20 pages: okay so there’s this character and that character and they’re talking and i’m like sure. i’m following. i’m present.

next 100–150 pages: what is happening. who are these people. why are they all vaguely suspicious. why is everyone lying but also being extremely polite about it. i understand NOTHING but i am too deep to stop.

final 10–20 pages: oh.

OH.

OH MY GOD.

every single detail clicks into place. every random conversation suddenly matters. every tiny thing i ignored is now evidence. the entire story rearranges itself in my head in real time and i’m just sitting there like i have personally been outsmarted.

and the worst part is she doesn’t even cheat. the clues were THERE. she just trusted me to miss them.

i finish the book in awe, immediately consider rereading it, and then somehow fall for the exact same experience the next time.

i don’t know how she does it but it feels illegal

[ceruleanheaven]

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever

[klavav]

nothing beats the feeling of going back to a fandom that you were in when you were younger, and rediscovering the chokehold that your favorite characters (still) have on you.

[unusual-suspects]

x

[marveltvgifs]

MOON KNIGHT E01 | The Goldfish Problem

[mussg0]

ok final post in a billion years bye bye

[eyelessfaces]

grey haired oscar. reblog if you agree

[outromoonyy]

Me reading fluff: Haha cute.

Me reading angst: Pain is good.

Me reading smut: I'm going to hell.

Me reading all three at the same time: This is what God meant when he said “let there be light.”

[ambidexedition]

why did nobody tell me that agatha christie was good. people have been saying it for like 100 years but I didn't realize she was GOOD good

[tiredsocalistwithamotorbike]

dorian

henry

basil

[blowfliesorangeeyes]

Elend venture my beloved

"your girlfriend has been lying to you this whole time. She's actually a thief instead of a noble and might've been trying to steal from you"

"🥺poor girl🥺 it must've been so stressful for her pulling this heist off 😔"