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academicssay

chewedcorn

christ on a cracker (the last supper, oil on saltine)

hislittleflower-throughconcrete

I don’t know why, but reading “oil on saltine” just sent me

colubrina

nevereverbird

biglawbear

This is dated two days before the armed insurrection at the US Capitol

mayothompson

totally blown away to have found out this iconic scary picture is actually just of an animatronic halloween decoration. That picture and the Russian Sleep Experiment story had me in an absolute chokehold when i was a little kid, and even when i got older and accepted that it was fake, I still could never exactly account for what it was in that picture. Assumed it was some really good prosthetics, made for a macabre art piece or, I hoped, for some really obscure horror movie that I might be able to find someday. Nope! his name is Spazm and he’s from Spirit Halloween

weeping-wandrian

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

zeplerfer

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

wantcookie

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

somewhatgreatexpectations

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

carefulpyromancer

monsterintheballroom

aelric

obsessed with this image

ageofgeek

the special relationship is as strong as ever, lads

nightmarist

humuhgod

hi im all for klaus jus knowin the weirdest useful shit

canthaveshitingotham-crucified

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

canthaveshitingotham-crucified

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

teaboot

Just passed a group of teenage girls walking downtown.... wearing cargo pants and platform crocs.... nature really is healing......

teaboot

Cannot stress enough that this is NOT a condemnation, this is genuine delight that young girls in my town have stopped dressing up like Kardashians and are finally just goofing around on summer break in comfortable shoes and funky graphic shirts.

15 year olds should not be worries about having a thigh gap, they should be trying on SpongeBob bucket hats at the pier and drinking twice their weight in corn syrup like hummingbirds

fiveviktorklaus

s2 v s3

c0ffeeb1ack

i love that the hargreeves had zero money to get a hotel room, and zero luggage, but somehow they're whipping cool outfits out of nowhere for the rest of the season. klaus got a wetsuit and a trenchcoat from, well, somewhere! five acquired a wholeass old man chic outfit. seriously were they raiding the closets of other hotel guests lmao

ageofgeek

the special relationship is as strong as ever, lads

sevaria

I love u crossdressing I love u transsexualism I love u nonconformity I love u leather I love u hormone replacement therapy I love u gay sex I love u transvestites I love u girlboys I love u femininity I love u gender subversion I love u found family through similar experiences I love u freaks I love u weirdos I love u explicit and unapologetic gender variance