I'm the Connor sent by android.

Indie rp blog for Connor from Detroit: Become Human. Side blog to blueboy-lanceypants.

[ohmygollygee-blog1]

Season Starters - Winter

Send the bolded text for a starter.

❄ Snowman - My muse and yours build a snowman together

❄ Hot Chocolate - My muse makes yours some hot chocolate

❄ Ice Skating - My muse catches yours during ice skating

❄ Cold Outside - My muse begs yours to stay the night for it is “too cold outside”

❄ Popcorn - My muse and yours sit together, sharing a blanket, eating popcorn, and watching a movie

❄ Coat - My muse places their coat on yours to keep your muse warm

❄ Park - My muse and yours take a stroll through the snowy park

❄ Sneeze - Your muse sneezes and mine is worried they have caught a cold

[moretrashyrpmemes]

Send 🌖 to snuggle up to my muse without explanation

[olramemes]

Send “💚” to hug my muse.

[rk-869]

I should make more 6051 memes

[risesonthecourt]

Promo for all my blogs.

In a bid to get more active across all my blogs, I’m putting all of my promos onto one post. 

First off, my main blog - @blueboy-lanceypants​. My word it’s been a while since I played Lance McClain, but I still love him! I never finished watching Voltron and I don’t know if I will, but I had some great rp partners and I’d love to get back into this!

Now, onto my most active side blog - @radiatedscientist​. What can I say about good old Bruce Banner, I love my nerd man. 

Third! My bird boi, Revali - @championrito​. Sadly, I don’t get to use him as much as I would like, the Legend of Zelda roleplay community seems pretty small. He’s so sassy, come annoy him, it’ll be great fun.

Next, Connor! @mynameiscyberlife​. Who doesn’t love a good android boy who gets confused about emotions as easily as anything? I know I love him, you should come love him too.

Aaaaaand last but certainly not least, my brand new blog - @accidentaldeatheater​. I have yet to use Draco at all so please help me change that!!! He’s so stuck up but not at the same time and he wants love and hugs but doesn’t know how to accept them and I just - I could yell about him for days, alright XD.

That’s all of my current muses! Come bug me wherever you’d like!!!

[thxunlivedlife-deactivated20160]

Hit on my muse

Are you an interior  decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If  I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.

If you were a  vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.

Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.

I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I’m  not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Your  body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

My  doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

If  I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Smoking  is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!

You  know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?

Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

I  bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

I  like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s  only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!

I’m  no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Kiss  me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M  cute.

Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.

My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

I  have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is  it hot in here or is it just you?

I  blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!

You’re  single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

Stop,  drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby,  you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

I  hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

I  just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

If  you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.

Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

You’re  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

Is  your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

I’m  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

It’s  a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.

[radiatedscientist]

Sentence starters - weird things my sister said edition.

“That is a deep ass ravine.”

“No you don’t cook a pigeon but pigeon is the way!” 

“Basically you’re turning the woman into a human glowstick.” 

“These chocolate mice are my Christmas.” 

“How do I climb in this house?” 

“Somebody, let me onto your roof! I’ve got places to go!”

“Wooooaaaahhh. Big boat.” 

“It’s okay to run through someone’s house.” 

“Frogs can’t crawl, they don’t have knees.” 

“Oh when, oh when, will the postman bring my nibling.”

“Yes but bricks, is the same.” 

“He must pass the rite of passage. That’s why they call it that.” 

“I don’t have the how the don’t.” 

“Sad, sad confetti.” 

“Oh, cool, deadly flying things.” 

“Do you think if I push that pig into the fire, it’ll just turn into pork chops?”  

[sphinxmemesmusings]

nonsexual acts of intimacy --- select from the following for my muse to respond to:

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes ♕ : Holding hands ♖ : Having their hair washed by your muse ♗ : Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse’s lap. ♘ : Cuddling in a blanket fort ♙ : Sharing a bed ♚ : Head scratches ♛ : Sharing a dessert ♜ : Shoulder rubs ♝ : Reading a book together ♞ : Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which) ♟ : Patching up a wound ♤ : Taking a bath together ♧ : Your muse playing with their hair ♡ : Accidentally falling asleep together ♢ : Forehead or cheek kisses ♠ : Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc. ♣ : Back scratches ♥ : Your muse crying about something ♦ : Slow dancing

[sexlessrpmemes]

Platonic Cuddling/Bed-sharing Starters!

“C’mere – I am an amazing big spoon.”

“You’re so short! How can you expect to be the big spoon?”

“I’ve.. never been the little spoon before.” 

“You’re softer than a pillow…”

“Everyone thinks this is so intimate, being in bed together… I just want to sleep.”

“Can you scratch my back? It always helps me sleep.”

“Ahh, you’re like my personal bedwarmer! So warm…”

“Jeez, why are you so hot!”

“I talk in my sleep, just so you know.”

“Why are you so far away? Scoot closer.”

“That’s my favorite pillow! Give it back!”

Bonus; the morning after!

“My favorite part of last night was definitely you snoring in my ear.”

“How is it that you’re so small, but still managed to take up all of the bed?”

“Good morning! I’ve made breakfast, here –”

“Could’ve warned me you talk in your sleep.”

[phantomemes]

sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”

“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”

“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”

“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”

“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”

“ you can live in the cave ”

“ i’m a big fan of your name ”

“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”

“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”

“ because i’m a masochist ”

“ i’m going to regret this ”

“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”

“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”

“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”

“ cowards  ,  all of you ”

“ i’m strange and off putting ”

“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”

“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”

“ i hate bats ”

“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”

“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”

“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”

“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”

“ i think i’m gonna cry ”

“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”

“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”

“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”

“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”

“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”

“ were you making horse noises ? ”

“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”

“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”

“ well this is horrifying ”

“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”

“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”

“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”

“ you talk to hide from the silence ”

“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”

“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”

“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”

“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”

“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”

“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

[rpsourcedmemes]

Send 🍁 to meet my muse in autumnal forest

[oopsiewoopsie123]

⨳ — T.S. ELIOT;

send one for my muse's reaction!

“Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.” “This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.”  “To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man’s life.”  “Sometimes things become possible if we want them bad enough.”  “Most of the evil in this world is done by people with good intentions.”  “I will show you fear in a handful of dust.”  “There will be time to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet.”  “Humankind cannot bear very much reality.”  “You are the music while the music lasts.”  “If you haven’t the strength to impose your own terms upon life, then you must accept the terms it offers you.”  “What we call the beginning is often the end. And to make an end is to make a beginning. The end is where we start from.”  “Books. Cats. Life is good.”  “Anxiety is the handmaiden of creativity.”  “The purpose of literature is to turn blood into ink.”  “Success is relative. It is what we make of the mess we have made of things.”  “For us, there is only the trying. The rest is not our business.”  “I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker, and I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker, and in short, I was afraid.”  “There is no feeling, except the extremes of fear and grief, that does not find relief in music.”  “Humor is also a way of saying something serious.”  “This love is silent.”  “It’s not wise to violate the rules until you know how to observe them.”  “I have measured out my life in coffee spoons.”  “We must not cease from exploration. And the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we began and to know the place for the first time.”  “We must learn to suffer more.”  “Let us go then, you and I, where the evening is spread out against the sky.”  “The last temptation is the greatest treason: To do the right deed for the wrong reason.”  “All time is irredeemable.”  “Destiny waits in the hand of god, shaping the still unshapen..”  “But, of course, only those who have personality and emotions know what it means to want to escape from these things.”  “I see the eyes but not the tears. This is my affliction.”  “Your burden is not to clear your conscience, but to learn how to bear the burdens on your conscience.”  “All our knowledge brings us nearer to our ignorance.” 

[onlyrpmemes]

Absolutely Disgusting Shippy Starters

“I got you a little something…”

“You look adorable in that.”

“Flowers? For me?”

“Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you.”

“I know you had a long day, so I took care of dinner.”

“I did a little shopping at the naughty store.”

“Let’s cuddle and be sluggish all night long.”

“Did I tell you you’re beautiful, today?”

“I already ordered pizza for tonight.”

“Candles, rose petals and champagne? What’s the occasion.”

“I can’t believe that you fell in love with me.”

“What is the one thing you absolutely, positively wanted?”

“Time to bury ourselves in blankets and ignore the rest of the world.”

“Gimme that phone. It’s getting shut off.”

“You did all this for me?”

“Normally I hate surprises, but you did good.”

“You just made my terrible day not so terrible.”

“I will protect you, no matter what.”

“Let’s get a little tipsy for science.”

“Wow. You look amazing.”

“If it wasn’t for the fact that I am so happy I would be suspicious right now.”

“I love you so much.”

“Shall we climb into bed?”

“You tried and that’s what counts.”

“I just want to curl up into your arms and sleep for days.”

“I just have one question for you; ice cream or popcorn?”

“We should go to the festival!”

“You’re not going anywhere without me. Especially anywhere dangerous.”

“How would you feel about getting married?”

[mynameiscyberlife]

Hoo boy Connor is awake tonight.

And he wants some sweet, awkward, and cute interactions. Imma reblog/queue some memes, send them in.

[mynameiscyberlife]

LIKE FOR A SOULMATE AU STARTER.

So I love love LOVE the idea of androids gaining soulmarks or timers or whatever once they deviate so gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme. Pleeeeaaassseeee.

[mynameiscyberlife]

Starter call!!!

I've been neglecting Connor again, so let's see if I can get this blog going properly again.

Like this for a random (maybe shortish) starter with Connor and I'll do my best to get through them tomorrow. If not tomorrow definitely by the end of the week.

[monsterkinkmeme]

“Ugh, look, there’s that garbage drone again…” your neighbour sneered, turning away as the robot made its way down the street, collecting the rubbish and tossing it into a larger collection bin which it tugged along behind it. “I wish they’d do it earlier so we didn’t have to run into them. They’re so creepy…”

Honestly, you thought it was pretty cool. The robot looked up at you as it passed, the neon lines along its strange, slender body flashing softly in the colour of the company that owned it.

“Thank you,” you said as it grabbed up your refuse with a clawed hand and lobbed it into the bin with the rest of the bags.

At the sound of your voice, it paused, something flickering in the cameras on its face which allowed it to ‘see’. “Repeat?”

“Thank you,” you said again.

“Unit is simply performing its function…” it shrugged.

“I can still thank you though…”

Something clicked and whirred, and you wondered if it was alright. It carried on without any further reaction.

Next week, you made sure you were around to thank it, watching its reactions more closely, and the week after that too…

One week, it twitched softly as it approached. It fumbled a bag and dropped it.

The next week, there was a different robot collecting refuse, and it wouldn’t respond to you or acknowledge you at all…

[blacksheep28]

It bothered you. It wasn’t like a robotic unit being replaced was new. Robots malfunctioned and were replaced. Yet you couldn’t quite shake the feeling that it had been replaced because of you.

You looked up the company online and searched their policy on their units. It was pretty straight forward, a guarantee of reliable service. Was that why the unit had been retracted? Because it had faltered? Maybe they’d let you buy it since it had been retired. You didn’t have a lot of money in your budget, but you could scrape some up for it.

You called the company. “Hello?” “How can we help you?” the cheerful robotic secretary asked.

“I was wondering if you sold retired units.”

[candy-floss-consumer]

“I was wondering if you sold retired units.” The secretary made a series of noises before responding.

“Let me transfer you to the assets clerk. They will be with you shortly.” The voice informed you, a soft classical piece playing in the interlude. Not long afterwards a click sounded over the line.

“Ah, ‘ello there! Do you mind repeating the question?” A much more human-like voice prompted you. You reflexively swallowed, a tempting to clear your throat.

“I was just wondering if you sold retired units? The one that uses to patrol my area was replaced recently…” You reiterated to the asset clerk. The male voice hummed before responding.

“Well it’s either sell ‘em or scrap ‘em for parts. Is there a specific unit that you wanted?” You felt your heart twinge strangely in your chest. A bit of hope cluttered your mind as you nodded quickly before realising that no one can see you from over the phone.

“Uh, yes! I wanted the unit that patrolled Sector 8’s extra district? I think the identification number was H48R14N?” You blurted. A small intake of breath came up of your speaker.

“Are you sure?” The asset clerk questioned you, double checking your decision. Your heart twinges again. Of course you were sure.

“Yeah, I’m sure. Tell me h—the price and I’ll pay it. That’s the one I want.” You said confidently, leaving no room for doubt. The asset clerk didn’t sound so sure himself.

“Ohh-kay,” typing sounds filtered over the line, “Turns out that unit is just forty credits? Huh. Seems pretty faulty. But if you’re sure?” The man checked again. You almost groaned in frustration, but kept the appearance of politeness.

“Definitely, 100% sure.” You reaffirmed.

“Alrighty then, just give me your name and address, and you can pay when the unit arrives at your house.” The asset clerk told you. You quickly rattled off the information, confirming it completely with the clerk. The man let loose a sigh.

“Alright. You’re all set. Good luck,” The asset clerk said in a clear dismissal. You took a deep breath.

“Thanks.” You ended the call.

[blacksheep28]

It was three days later when the delivery truck pulled up at your place. You watched nervously as they unloaded the unit and brought it up to your door. “Here you go.” You quickly handed over the units and opened it up.

“That’s, that’s not…” It wasn’t your robot. It had the right unit number, but the colors weren’t quite right. And it was a little too shiny.

“There a problem miss?”

“This isn’t the unit I wanted.”

“Unit H48R14N?” the delivery person checked.

“Yes, that’s right, but-”

“This is the correct unit. Have a good day.” The delivery person turned and walked away.

You knew it wasn’t the right unit. You stepped forward, examining the plate. You brushed over it lightly. There. You could just make out an older number beneath. H48B14N.

[candy-floss-consumer]

There. You could just make out an older number beneath. H48B14N. Your eyebrows drew together, and instead of twinging your heart flared with pain. This wasn’t the unit you wanted, but perhaps… You turned the unit on and called it to follow you. It did so, walking into the house just before you closed the door. You turned around, facing the unit in your living room.

“Did you know H48R14N?” You asked them bluntly. The unit made a humming noise, voice somewhat hesitant.

“I… am H48R14N.” The unit sounded…young. A little afraid, even. A bit of worry welled up within you. Still, you kept interrogating the little bot. Ugh. That made you feel terrible.

“Did you know the original H48R14N?” You asked again, rewording the question slightly. Th unit seemed to relax once you changed your approach, a soft shhhh coming from them as their pistons moved.

“Yes.”

[blacksheep28]

“Where is the original unit?”

“Storage facility B12.”

You grinned triumphantly. “Thank you!” The robot unit looked at you blankly.

“This unit responds to inquiries.”

It didn’t understand. But that was okay, the original H48R14N hadn’t understood why you thanked it either. You beamed at it. “I know. But thank you.”

You carefully looked up the storage facility on a map, and called the people there.

“How may I help you?” a robotic voice inquiried.

“Hi, do you allow visitors to your storage facility? I’m looking to purchase some parts.”

“We allow visitors between the hours of nine am and five pm,” the robotic voice replied.

“Thank you.”

“Thank you for calling the company with your inquiries.”

You packed up carefully. “Come on, let’s go get the original.” The unit followed you out to the car and settled in the back.

[candy-floss-consumer]

“Come on, let’s go get the original.” The unit followed you out to the car and settled in the back. As you drove, you felt a sense of nervousness from the unit behind you. You cleared your throat.

“I’m not trading you out, just so you know. They tried to jip for one, and you’ve kinda grown on me.” You told the unit, something within you settling as their anxiety toned down. It wasn’t long until you reached the facility. After informing the gate security of your intentions, they let you in with little fuss. Something told you that not many people came here. You parked the your car before turning back to the unit.

“You should probably stay here and hide. I don’t want you to be nabbed by some rando, okay?” The unit made a soft whirling noise, eye lights flashing a soft orange.

“H48B14N. Please?” You pleaded, eyeing the unit imploring. A chuff of air escaping their exhaust and they sunk back down.

“Unit agrees.” Despite the almost sullen tone, you took it as a win and proceeded to cover H48B14N with one of blankets you usually kept on the car. Then you moved some things around to make their shape a little more unnoticeable. You breathed deeply, looking back at the covered unit.

“I’ll be back. Promise.”

[monsterkinkmeme]

You guys are MURDERING ME.

[atlantits]

“I’ll be back. Promise.”

The storage unit was full of boxes of scrap metal, robotic arms and legs, voice boxes, you name it. The further you walk into the unit, the more your heart sinks; maybe your robot had been dismantled for parts already. What were you going to do if you found them in a box?

Just as you’re about to give up hope your heart jumps into your throat when you hear something hiss from a dark corner. Relief washes over you as you shine your flashlight on the spot, seeing your H48B14N sitting defeatedly on the ground. A slow drip down the wall had already begun to rust their shoulder and your chest aches over how distraught they looked.

“H48B14N?” You startle as their head snaps up to look at you, lights flashing in surprise. There’s a moment of silence as the two of you stare at each other, like they were trying to process who you were. Your heart leaps when a bright yellow exclamation mark shows up on the screen.

“It’s you!” The bot scrambles to their feet, joints creaking and groaning with protest as they sends spare metal parts flying in their wake. “You came for me!” They grip your arms excitedly before suddenly seeming to realize what was actually happening. “You came for me?”

“Of course I did!” You blurt, clearing your throat to stop the tears that threatened to spill down your cheeks. It was suddenly obvious why H48B14N had been replaced; any robot wildly developing off their programing was useless to the company. “I couldn’t just let you rot here. Come one, let’s find someone so I can pay for you… act natural okay?”

A green exclamation mark crosses their screen before going completely blank, save for the normal lights one expected to see on this model unit. You smile to yourself as they follow you out, happy to have your robot back.

You found the five credit price atrocious - your friend was worth much more than that - but you certainly weren’t going to raise it. Heading back to the car, you see your other bot peeking through the window from under the blanket, the top of a blue question mark present on what you could see of their screen.

[blacksheep28]

“I found it,” you informed it cheerfully. You opened the car and let the unit enter inside. You smiled at them again. “I’ll just buy some things to help clean you up, okay?”

“Thank you.” You smiled. It was nice to hear the very words that had started this come from it. You started the car and headed back.

The rust was hard to clean off, and you knew that you were going to have to replace some of the metal eventually. Whatever had happened to it while they were in the storage facility had put more wear on it than you had expected. But that didn’t matter. It was here with you now. Both of them.

“Okay, now that is just ridiculous,” you laughed at the screen.

“Agreed,” H48R14N - Rian - stated. It watched the show, lights flickering with its mood.

“I have procured more refreshments,” H48B14N, Brian, proclaimed proudly.

“Thank you.” You accepted the popcorn as Brian settled beside you and leaned into your friend. This, you thought, was all worth it.

[monsterkinkmeme]

FINALLY A HAPPY ENDING!

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[dirty-sanders-sides-secrets]

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