Someday I Will Meet Dan And Phil

I blog and reblog things having to do with Dan and Phil, two of the most lovely people in existence. Also, I write fanfiction on WattPad.

[smelsea-deactivated20150827]

me giving relationship advice: dump him lol

[themostfuniveverhad]

[birdcheese]

A fresh batch.

[gifsboom]

[kikojaharo-deactivated20230714]

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

[wessasaurus-rex]

 ”What the fuck?” 

[emeraldcharos-blog]

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

[simonjadis]

confused sharp bunnies

[vertigoats]

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

[mischievousshota-blog]

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

[ironychan]

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

[bootytox]

“k”, “ok”, and “okay” are 3 very different things

[free-me-from-this-world]

[thursday]

current mood:

[ethantate]

[asgardiancherrypudding-blog]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, GENDER ROLES?

[zombielynx21-deactivated2018121]

This is actually probably the best way to do things.

[perletwo]

Put a baby changing station in each of them & we’ve got a grand slam.

[twilve]

[troyesrus]

[phantastic-dan]

a wild amazingphil appears

[nubbsgalore]

[xpunkrock-princess-deactivated2]

If you’re a guy who likes looking at pictures of naked girls but loses respect for a girl if she posts a naked picture of herself, you can get lost

[ironxwilled-deactivated20140319]

How many times can I reblog this

[keencatlady-deactivated20160823]

never enough

[themissmaria-deactivated2013112]

[desertmanian-deactivated2015021]

African American doctors attempting to save the life of a Klu Klux Klan member:

This photo left me speechless, this is what respect is. 

this is what grace is

[badg3rsx]

oh….shit..

[high-rollin]

wow…

[neptunespresenttheclones]

I never scroll pass this photo.. This is humanity, a lot of people can learn from this picture.

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[microdeers-moved-blog]

3th

[victoriaringsinyourears]

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

[regular-love]

△Grunge/Indie△

[animatedtext]

[jjswag21]

Congratulations, you broke physics.