Miles Anderson

[myohmiles]

Text📲Miles&Cooper

Cooper: Hey man. I’m good, not liking adult life and working too much though. Everything okay?

Miles: If only you could be little forever, huh? Yeah, I guess.. As good as it can be.

Miles: I feel like we need to spend some time together.

[myohmiles]

Text📲Miles&Cooper

Miles: Hey C, sorry for being inactive with everything... Just had stuff going on. How you been?

[cooperjamesanders]

Anyone wanna voluteer themselves for the role of cuddling me and ordering pizza?

[myohmiles]

Need some twin assistance, Coop? I could probably eat some pizza at least.

[myohmiles]

cooperjamesanders‌:

I need the money, but I make up for it by being super lazy when I can. And yeah, gotta have somewhere to put my damn string cheese.

Fuck that shit, nope. I’m not going anywhere near your kids. I’ll be the uncle who gives them a 5 dollar bill in a card for their birthday then fuck off for the rest of the year. I don’t like kids and I don’t intend on liking them any time soon.

Appreciate the offer but no, my pride would be too hurt.

As long as you have your cheese string then the world will be fine.

Hey, you better not be mean to them... I need some cool uncles! You better make it 20 dollars, not 5.... Yeah, yeah.. We’ll see what happens in the next ten years then. What if you get a partner and they want kids?

That’s okay, Coop.

[myohmiles]

cooperjamesanders‌:

I wouldn’t put it past myself.

Yes but you can help what you share and that was over sharing.

Are they fuck. I’m the better brother. I was born first so clearly I’m better on that aspect alone, plus I look a lot better than you do, so there’s two thing. I am just an all-round package of awesomeness that you can’t contend with.

So no, no we are not equal.

I know you love hearing about my bodily functions, it’s one of your favorite topics. 

You just got in the way from me getting out first, that’s all, otherwise I would’ve been born first. Sometimes it’s better to be last, ever heard the saying, ‘we’ve saved the best til last’. I’m much cooler than you.

Mmmm Hmmmm.

[myohmiles]

mr-tonyanderson‌:

You spelt ‘most important’ wrong, M. 

Nothing much. Watching two hobo’s fight over a sandwich. What about you?

Don’t think I did, T, nice try!

Sounds very interesting. Just living life, working, you know, life.

[myohmiles]

frankiejknox‌:

…………. Heeeeeeeeelp!

There’s no running away from it now, you’re much too late!

[myohmiles]

jackbcarrigan‌:

I don’t want any bad luck! That sounds right. I like the tiny little ones! They’re so cute!

Otherwise all hell will go loose!

They are indeed, I know myself that I’ll be having a lot of children when I’m a bit older, and find someone.

[frankiejknox]

I turn my back for what? Two days? And there’s people and boxes everywhere! How many people moved in here in two days? I feel like it’s only fair to warn you. Never mistake my inclination for kindness as an unwillingness to punch your stupid face! Now that’s out of the way… hello and welcome! I’m Frankie!

[myohmiles]

It’s scary huh? Having all this weird people around. Mwuahahahaaaaa!

[myohmiles]

mr-tonyanderson‌:

Yeah… I’m back.

Oh, for those who might not know who I am, I’m the other Anderson. The youngest, most handsome and well… The one that looks like Blaine. 

So, what’s been happening? 

The other least important Anderson, right?

What’s up T?

[myohmiles]

jackbcarrigan‌:

I’ll be fine. I’ll be just get one or two this time. I don’t need more anyway. Babies? You look after babies? That’s the best job man! 

Yeah, hopefully you don’t drop anymore, otherwise that’s really bad luck. I work at a nursery, so I look after 0-5 year olds, babies are pretty fun, the toddlers are a nightmare, and the older ones are exhausting.

[myohmiles]

mr-blainderson‌:

Oh man, there’s no chance in hell that you’d find me anywhere other than the baby room if I worked there. Babies are easy and cute. 

I don’t get a choice of where I want to work... They just put me anywhere, and there’s normally not as many of us in the baby room, since they’re always sleeping.

I find it funny how you think it’s ‘easy’, I’d like to see you spend a day in a nursery, B.

[myohmiles]

cooperjamesanders‌:

I make more drinks than I drink. I spend too much time at work to get chance. Oh yeah we have a special string cheese and juice box draw.

Fuck that shit. I don’t like kids. They’re terrifying.

Nah I’m good. I wouldn’t live it down.

You’re too overworked Coop, you need a break! Oh God, I can’t believe you have a special draw in your fridge, that’s hilarious.

Come on Coop, I bet you’ll have kids later on in life. I feel like mom has no idea what’s to come, I want like 5 kids... Hope you’re ready to be an amazing uncle when I have a million kids!

I wouldn’t mind, if you ever need any, then just ask, I wouldn’t let my brothers down if they needed help.

[myohmiles]

cooperjamesanders‌:

If it’s on the food network, I’ve probably seen it. 

TMI dude….TMI.

No it is not. My nickname from you is “wow he’s a better brother than me”

Think it is, if it’s about cake, then I feel like you would’ve watched it.

Hey, can’t hep what my bodily functions do!

Yeah right, we’re both equal, Coop. Twins are equal, alright?!

[myohmiles]

carriganjack‌:

I’m on the fourth floor. I’m sure that was me you heard. Sorry about that. Well other than trying to unpack all day and actually somehow making no progress and then breaking every single plate i have… yeah besides that i’m good. Nice to meet you Miles. I hope you’re having a better day than mine.

Looks like you’re gonna have to spend out on more stuff now.. Hope it isn’t too expensive for you! My day’s been great, thanks, just been looking after babies, which is always fun.

[liamwayland-blog]

I am so sorry people on the apartments below mine and the one next to mine too. I just dropped my box and broke all my plates and glasses. Great first day i’m having. And what better way to introduce myself than making noise? Hi i’m Jack.

[myohmiles]

I thought I heard a loud crashing shout come from somewhere, I don’t know where you are in relation to where I am living, but I’m sure I heard something. Anyway, hey Jack, I’m Miles, what’s up?

[myohmiles]

cooperjamesanders‌:

Great British Bake Off! Yeah that’s the shit. I have been watching that non-stop.

Yeah you’re a freak man. I am so glad I can eat cake. I would be so done if I couldn’t eat string cheese or cake or… all the nice things in life. You weirdo.

Oh bitch I am a food machine.

What about Cake Boss? That’s a good show as well!

I can eat all that stuff, I just need to limit myself on how much I eat... Otherwise it’ll just go straight through me, or straight back up, whatever my body wants to do with it... It really sucks.. I still eat those things though, doesn’t stop me from having a massive pizza every now and again.

That’s my nickname for you, Foodie.