STARKID STARTERS FEEL FREE TO ADD
"OMG would you guess that I'm not wearing undies today?"
"Everything ends-- even the lives of families and friends."
"A juice box, and make it a motts goddamn it."
"Where you have you been all my life!?"
"When you know everything it's suddenly strange when you don't have a clue."
"My real passion is fanfiction."
"My head's confused but I know there's something in it."
"I want to know your story."
"Bitch. I ain't Cho-chang."
"Redvines! What the hell can't they do!"
"They're remember me!"
"That's a boss Zefron poster."
"I wanna be your friend forever."
"I never cared for stories until you entered mine."
"WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON IN HERE?"
"You think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes them dead."
"In order to beat a man, you gotta be stronger than a man. You gotta be a WOMAN."
"I'd feel much better if you would stay here."
"But I don't have a job!"
"God. I can't stand people who don't read."
"1,001 nights with you is not enough to end."
"I wanna let her know, I feel so queezy."
"I am a starship ranger!"
"I'm finally ready, so ready to go."
"You're a whole lot hotter with that lightning scar."
"Don't forget that dirt is solid and clouds can disappear."
"What the hell is a Huffelpuff?"
"This could mean danger."
"Everybody knows that's just the way it goes and there's nothing you can do."
"Take off your clothes."
"I want a rocket ship!"
"Do YOU have a rocker ship?!"
"We're there. We've reached that point."
"I'm not a baby! I'm twelve!"
"You are not permitted to touch!"
"I never expected to find someone like you."
"Tiger fucker!"
"You don't know you the way I do."
"He taught me how to love."
"If you don't go out there and die for something I will kill you for nothing."
"I guess that's what Harry Potter's all about."
"What remains of a man when that man is dead and gone?"
"I wanna be a modern dancer."
"I AM WOMAN. HEAR ME SMASH."
"... Hold you in a tight embrace and cuddle till we're blue."
"How will they tell my story?"
"Perhaps it's not too late to change the course of fate."
"Sorry. Did I just stutter?"
"There's a hidden swimming pool!"
"If I hide to save my life, what has my life been for?"
"Just because you care about stuff doesn't mean you're weak."
"I know you've seen the rough time, hell, I see them too, but I ain't seen anyone face them half as well as you."
"Daddy! Daddy! You came to love me!"
"Who cares about bein' another pipe dreamer?!"
"I'm in love with my best friend."
"You can't confuse me with numbers."
"I'll never be a hero."
"Thank dear dead God, man!"
"I wanna be somebody's buddy."
"I must be pretty great if you believed in me."
"JOEY RICHTER'S DICK JUST TOUCHED ME."
"I'm just a side kick, but I love being at your side."
"Wait. Not so fast."
"I'm the one who's gonna love you with all of his heat because that's what I've got."
"Who could care about a loser like me!?"
"I WANNA HAVE CARIBBEAN STUDIES WITH YOU!"
"What will I do without you to guide me?"
"I'm so sad that we are done, but that don't mean we can't do it again."
"So good to be gettin' laid."
"You can't hold on to what's gone."
"I came home."
"You can't just GO to Pigfarts! It's on mars!"
"This must be how it feels to have a home."
"Finally, I found a friend."
"I'll give them all the unsung anti-hero they deserve."
"I have nothing left to lose, so the only path to choose is twisted."
"Who cares if no one will ever mourn me?"
"Wow, you don't know dick about Star Wars, do you?"
"I wanted to take your mum's boobies an go *motorboat sounds*"
"I just ate shit!"
"Don't you get it, you crazy bitch?! I'm gay!"
"You didn't text me back."
"Or should I say butthead?"
"Just steal everything!"
"I want everything.... and more!"
"Some say 'she's got everything'. And it's true. I do. But so the fuck what?"
"He choked on shit."












