dont bother, babe

the diary of bee, the showgirl // she/her // late 20s 🩷💜🩵

[myprettymyfunnymytouch]

"youve changed" bro maisie peters just released her third studio album, florescence

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

by Lorraine Sorlet

[godbirdart]

have one seasoned cat owner with a spray bottle set to sniper at the ready and I think we could potentially eradicate bad theater etiquette

[godbirdart]

pay me and I will stand in your movie theater and snipe every screen-addicted yapper in the eyes with water

[kittyb1tz]

i think most funny numbers can be delineated like this

[fawnamber]

the sexiest thing a man can do is be super sweet

[myprettymyfunnymytouch]

the reason so many women end up with shitty mother in laws in a heterosexual marriage is because patriarchy robs women of autonomy and some women respond to that theft by making their entire identity revolve around their relationship with their son fulfilling all of the patriarchal approval theyve failed to gain in other, more socially powerful relationships like marriage so when their son grows up to make his relationship with wife his main priority in life, these women feel a sense of betrayal and guilt and shame at having "lost" said approval from the one person they were "never" supposed to lose it from and what that says about them as a person.

anyways i wish women would realize their worth comes from being alive and only from being alive.

[myprettymyfunnymytouch]

we were watching love and marriage show on our cruise and one of the questions was like "what word or phrase would a parrot that lives in your bedroom repeat the most if you had one"

and our initial response was "well that wouldnt work we have our own bedrooms"

and then "its obviously i love you"

just in case u were wondering what the secret to a happy marriage is: separate bedrooms

[myprettymyfunnymytouch]

couples who go to a wedding and end up leaving it feeling shitty have a 100% divorce rate

[endlesss-rain]

"spiderman brand new day has a good plot"

looks inside plot

''there is no righteousness in suffering alone and isolating yourself from everything is never the answer because you'll eventually start to lose sense of who you are as you spiral further into depression and suicidal ideation this is why you need to let people help you and allow yourself to believe in a better future even if it feels impossible at times''

well shit. it does have a good plot

edit: yes i know this is the theme not the plot. i wrote plot, you still get the point. deal with it

[myprettymyfunnymytouch]

i havent complained about my mother in law in a while but i went to a family wedding had 4 or 5 drinks in just as many hours had fun danced my butt off laughed out loud drank 32 oz of water before bed and then the next day was subjected to a group chat message between us and her where she passively aggressively wished that i "dont feel too terrible this morning"

dear reader i felt over the moon in love with my husband that morning and nothing else lmfao

[myprettymyfunnymytouch]

the worst problems in my relationship are like pretty typical child abuse trauma bumping head with each other type shit but i will say that supporting your partner through dealing with their shitty parents and also complaining about their shitty parents behavior towards you will go a fucking long way to resolving all of those issues.

[myprettymyfunnymytouch]

what you think nursing is like as a career while in school: having to save people from cardiac arrest all the time, working with tough cases from all sorts of illnesses, having to wear full ppe every other shift, dealing with death 24/7

what nursing is actually like: cant educate patients without having to field a million defense mechanisms, documenting every fucking time you have to do something, documenting the same thing in 7 different sections, documenting every single patient interaction as objectively as possible, documenting every phone call you make, documenting, documenting, documenting, documenting, and if youre lucky financial mobility from poverty to the upper class straight out of school *if youre lucky and white probably*

[myprettymyfunnymytouch]

i dont even know if i can complain about the annoyance of documentation because its so heavily tied to patient care in my case its so fucking annoying

documentation is THE FUCKING WORST PART OF BEING A NURSE

[myprettymyfunnymytouch]

unfortunately my husband makes me want to be a good person and that means i have to actually be a good person

[myprettymyfunnymytouch]

in another life i would have worked in insurance

[myprettymyfunnymytouch]

i really wish i could talk about my work struggles in detail on the internet without breaking several dozens of laws i hate being smart i hate caring about not going to prison i hate that i picked a job where i have to have morals and integrity.

[myprettymyfunnymytouch]

i have been playing stardew valley for the last 3 hours at my job

i LOVE my job like i cannot believe this is my life after nursing school