And You Sit And Talk To Me On The Floor

Hello! My name is Adam and I am 22 years old. I am a socially awkward male who really enjoys the sound of funk and talking about dicks and stuff.

[crazysexycoolranch-deactivated2]

[actualdogvines]

“smol bork”

[puregag]

[berylb33]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[batsandothercutethings]

[clementineseas]

@zonecassette have u seen this

[zonecassette]

YES I made the worst uncontrollable noises when I first saw this, especially when he hobbles over

[mypubertyhurts]

Goodness me I haven’t been on here for a while. How’s it going? My dashboard is just full of porn right now. Thank you past me.

[ruinedchildhood]

[vanisheddust]

[scully-youwontbelievethis]

god bless gordan ramsey 

[cuddleknight]

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

[leaveittotegan-deactivated20181]

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

[gifsboom]

Dog Slides Across the Snow

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]

[jaidefinichon]

[kill-la-kel]

“May the force be with you" 

“And also with you”

[celloing]

This meme is everything I’ve ever needed

[kimkardashingthroughtthesnow]

[dankmemeking]

[micdotcom]

[mypubertyhurts]

Going out tonight for the work Christmas party and went to grab my Dad’s Vera Wang aftershave and texted him “Just dowsing myself with your Wang Dad”

[mypubertyhurts]

A girl gave me her number on Friday. I had the day off work so I went into town to buy shit and stopped off at Burger King to have some lunch and I dunno if it was the way I said “double bacon cheeseburger meal please” or something but the sweet little dandelion serving me ended up writing down her number and putting it on my tray without me noticing - the cheeky little ninja. I was so flustered because I wasn’t expecting a side of being attractive to come with my meal but it brightened my day up for sure. I texted her when I got home to let her know that unfortunately this hunk of beef was already taken but that I was very flattered and impressed with her smooth moves, but yeah, was a surprise to say the least.