Random Thoughts

hello, i’m the admin and this is my blog for random ideas i want to write down.

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okay but seriously please wear bras if you have at least a noticeable chest

i’m not saying this because i’m like “breasts are a sexual organ they need to be covered!1!!!!” but like... your boobs are gonna hurt like what the heck try go down the stairs or just walk around without a bra those lumps of fat are gonna be flying everywhere you gonna be hurt

pls wear bras for your own health i beg

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i wish there was a room where you could smash everything in it when you want to and leave but when you come back everything is repaired with no consequences

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do you think it’s possible to roast lettuce

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reading fanfics where two guys interact eachother be like

“he hugged him, running his hand through his hair”

like please help who hugged who, who ran his hand through his hair

i have so many problems pls

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“we will make america great again!” he says as he begins to deconstruct all the things that made america actually worth it.

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alright, raise your hand if you, a civilian, benifit from net neutrality.

paying access entertainment you like fast or not being able to see things like youtube videos or google search results unless you pay more money.

yeah. that’s what i thought.

wouldn’t it be a good idea to stop using the internet all together? to boycott them if net neutrality is destroyed? they gain less money and then truly have to consider whether they should have gotten rid of net neutrality or not.

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i wonder if some people against abortion think the menstrual cycle is also bad because you’re releasing an egg that can roughly be interpritated as a human life, just not combined with sperm.

maybe not, since they scientifically aren’t considered human.

but like, imagine a world where abortions are not allowed unless they’re life threatening.

that means there is a lack of people able to do abortions due to it normally being illegal, more people dying while trying to do home abortions, and rape victims who are forced have children of those who raped them and may be abusive since they are a reminder of their trauma.

but no, we should absolutely get rid of abortions because the fetuses are totally human and deserve to live, despite the fact that the person giving birth could be forced, in pounds of pain, or could not want the child, their opinion does not matter at all. only the child matters.

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which would be more helpful to fly; wings near your hips or wings on your back?

i mean, both would be a nusicance due to the fact you have to make holes in all your clothes or hide them but wings near your hips seem kind of harder to control and also prohibit you from sitting in most chairs with a backrest

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is no tear shampoo supposed to mean tears like the ones from crying or tears like tears in paper

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what if ants have friends and when you kill one ant they never realize that their friend died because they’re always busy

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soulmate au where you still have a soulmate and all but they (usually) have a different form of identifying you than you do

for instance, you could have writing but your soulmate could be color blind

or you have a red string of fate but your partner has the voice in their head as your voice

just a thought :)

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i’d love to see a book where it’s a female knight and princess or a prince and a female knight or a male knight and prince

maybe a female knight and a prince or the other way around who are just best friends and very gay

really just everyone in all the roles in the typical princess stuck in a tower

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when you fight with someone and they start crying, it’s not a good idea to start yelling at them to start crying and telling them that it’s annoying. you just send the message that their feelings don’t matter, only yours do.

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what if trees feel sad when their leaves fall off?

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what if the reason you hear crickets at night is that they’re partying loudly and the crickets are musicians

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what if things like mitochondria and chloroplast can feel things

so when a cell splits they start screaming in pain

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if you say you’re a feminist but also think females are better than males, you’re not a feminist

feminist is equal rights for females and males

may i emphasize equal?

it’s misandry. :)