P S A ---- i have moved!!
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P S A ---- i have moved!!
this blog will now serve as an archive! i have moved to @epiloguetm for a fresh start and i’m pumped! so pls come follow me over there if you’d like to continue following/writing with me!
P S A ---- i have moved!!
this blog will now serve as an archive! i have moved to @epiloguetm for a fresh start and i’m pumped! so pls come follow me over there if you’d like to continue following/writing with me!
P S A ---- i have moved!!
this blog will now serve as an archive! i have moved to @epiloguetm for a fresh start and i’m pumped! so pls come follow me over there if you’d like to continue following/writing with me!
P S A ---- i have moved!!
this blog will now serve as an archive! i have moved to @epiloguetm for a fresh start and i’m pumped! so pls come follow me over there if you’d like to continue following/writing with me!
P S A ---- i have moved!!
this blog will now serve as an archive! i have moved to @epiloguetm for a fresh start and i’m pumped! so pls come follow me over there if you’d like to continue following/writing with me!
P S A !! —- i’m in the middle of archiving this blog and moving to another, pls bear with me !!
i don’t play by your rules! i can drink at 11:00… a.m. ’ - from Fiona to Lip lmao
new girl ! → accepting !
❝ sure, FIONA. play by your own rules, do whatever you want, be JUST LIKE FRANK !! i’ll let the kids know you’re letting them down too. ❞
‘ i’m pretty sure i’m having a heart attack and i haven’t arranged for anybody to clear my internet history… i wasn’t building a bomb! i was just curious! ’ from Peter to Deadpool lmao
new girl ! → accepting !
❝ R I G H T . and i’m sure you were just researching lesbians too. no judgement here, my eight-legged friend !! it’s all natural. just be careful you don’t go BLIND now, ya hear ?? ❞
‘ i’m literally not moving. i’m so not worried about you. ’ from Loki to literally any of your Marvel characters lmao
new girl ! → accepting !
❝ hey, uh SIR ?? has anyone ever told you that you’re kind of the worst ?? ❞ slowly but surely, he gets to his feet, shaking out his injured leg, and rolling his shoulders as he tests out the pain left there. he scratches the back of his neck through the suit as he stretches his neck to one side, gaze locked onto the god once more. ❝ y’know ---- are you SURE you’re related to thor ?? he’s so.... NICE !! ❞
( * &. ━ NEW GIRL SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ you’re a terrible person. it’s hilarious. ’ ‘ you ruined it. you’re a dumb raccoon. ’ ‘ i hate your mustache because i miss your upper lip, okay? ’ ‘ anything in pairs makes me choked up! shoes, socks… chopsticks. ’ ‘ it’s legal meth. medical meth for my… cramps. ’ ‘ ahh! son of a bi– penis! …that wasn’t better. ’ ‘ i hope you have a minor career setback, learn from it, relocate, and ultimately have a very nice life. ’ ‘ i don’t play by your rules! i can drink at 11:00… a.m. ’ ‘ this is my only face! i don’t have a lot of faces! ’ ‘ i’m pretty sure i’m having a heart attack and i haven’t arranged for anybody to clear my internet history… i wasn’t building a bomb! i was just curious! ’ ‘ i just think long distance relationships suck. i once broke up with a someone who lived only thirty minutes away. ’ ‘ the enemy is the en-e-my. the enemy is the inner me. ’ ‘ shawty, what that thing do? ’ ‘ i don’t want nobody to eat me! i have thick thighs! i got a fat ass! ’ ‘ i know what it’ll feel like when i stop drinking so i’m just gonna stay a little drunk… forever. ’ ‘ i’m gonna have fun because there’s nothing wrong with who i am. ’ ‘ if you don’t like that then tough tater tots, tooter. ’ ‘ i want to be someone that somebody is looking for, but what do i have to offer? ’ ‘ that’s easy, you’re the cute one. ’ ‘ what happened? i don’t know what hap… i blacked out. ’ ‘ don’t boop him! ’ ‘ i’m literally not moving. i’m so not worried about you. ’ ‘ i am a grown woman that is in love with her ex-boyfriend that has a girlfriend… and i’ve been stealing my neighbor’s wi-fi. ’ ‘ my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch! ’ ‘ i hope you like feminist rants ‘cause that’s kind of my thing. ’ ‘ oh, my gosh! look, it’s food! i love food. i can’t even remember what we were talking about. ’ ‘ i’m probably fine, but i also might be dead. ’ ‘ i feel like i want to murder someone, and also i want a soft pretzel. ’ ‘ they’re on a flip phone. i mean, they’re either poor or a time traveler. ’ ‘ i swear to god i will scream sing every last word to les mis!! ’ ‘ i look at you and i see a stunning physical specimen. it’s like you were created in a lab full of gay scientists. ’ ‘ i’d trust beyoncé with my life. ’ ‘ what a wonderful day. quick reminder: we’re all dying. ’ ‘ my funeral is my time to shine. ’ ‘ stop being so mean to me or i swear to god, i’m gonna fall in love with you. ’ ‘ please let me hate myself and everything that i have created! ’ ‘ as a matter of fact, i am tired and i am hungry. ’ ‘ am i attracted to murderers? ’ ‘ it is perfectly fine to watch tv all day. ’ ‘ i’m not convinced i know how to read. i’ve just memorized a lot of words. ’ ‘ this place is fancy and i don’t know which fork to kill myself with. ’ ‘ do i regret it? yes. would i do it again? probably. ’ ‘ i like getting older. i feel like i’m finally aging into my personality. ’ ‘ saturday is a day for sleeping and damn it, you will not take that from me. ’ ‘ you know, i’m just staying positive, but i’m pretty sure this is where we die. ’ ‘ i have a cat. he’s not ready to have a relationship with you, so just don’t try to force it on him. ’ ‘ you got hurt. that doesn’t mean you stop trying. ’ ‘ if you tell anyone we held hands, i have two people in my phone that will kill you. ’ ‘ girl, i’mma marry you. ’ ‘ damn it! i can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere! ’ ‘ can we take a moment to celebrate me? ’ ‘ i just looked down and i thought, this girl must be wearing sneakers with shoelaces and those shoelaces are tied together because this girl is straight up trippin’, yo. ’ ‘ i’m a squirrel. you’re my nut. winter’s coming. i’m gonna store you in my cheek, girl. ’ ‘ the economy sucks, bees are dying, movies are pretty much all sequels, and i have a broken penis. don’t pretend to know my pain. ’ ‘ the good news is i’m feeling sober. the bad news is maybe i’m too sober. ’ ‘ exes are a part of the past. you burn ‘em swiftly and you give their ashes to poseidon. ’ ‘ nothing is ever truly broken. ’ ‘ i know this isn’t gonna sound well, but the whole middle part’s gonna be awesome. ’ ‘ wanna get married? ’ ‘ the very fact that socks exist is proof that shoes don’t work. ’ ‘ please put your shirt back on. don’t make me laugh at you. ’ ‘ we’re having a baby. i really didn’t think it was going to happen for us. ’ ‘ the only reason i said no earlier is because i needed to show you how much i wanted to say yes. ’ ‘ you’re just the most throat-punchable boy in all the world. ’ ‘ love is never what you think it’s going to be. ’ ‘ i just got you and i’m not letting you go. ’ ‘ i have your back, no matter what. ’ ‘ i can buy my own pizza! …can somebody please loan me $15? ’ ‘ what kind of taco mean do you bitches have? ’ ‘ i’m gonna be fine. i am. you know why? cause i met you. that’s why i’m okay. ’ ‘ i’m the voice of reason, that’s why you brought me with. ’ ‘ he’s my best friend. what if he gets into an accident? what if he’s horribly disfigured and i have to identify him and all that remains are his private parts? and i’m standing there saying, ‘no officer, i can’t help you because no, i haven’t seen his penis.’ and then boom! he’s buried in an unmarked grave. ’ ‘ i am not a successful adult! i don’t eat vegetables and/or take care of myself! ’ ‘ i was put in an awkward situation and i reacted poorly. ’ ‘ i’m gonna hit your ass with a ski. ’ ‘ you realize i say ‘goodnight’ to you every night and you never say ‘goodnight’ back? what is your problem? do you not want me to have a good night? ’ ‘ i’m a color blind american citizen and i can’t do puzzles. ’ ‘ i want to cover everything up on my body with bubbles. ’ ‘ how cute am i? ’ ‘ maybe if we get drunk then magically everything will just happen. ’ ‘ give me cookie, got you cookie! you gave me cookie, i got you a cookie, man! we’re even! ’ ‘ shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? no, a summer’s day is not a bitch. ’ ‘ i like to improvise with my body. i’m a sexual snowflake, each night is a unique experience. ’ ‘ hahaha. what a dumb idea… do it! ’ ‘ if i had a dollar for everybody i couldn’t hang out with because they hated you, i’d be so rich. ’ ‘ what it be, girl? what you got going on, ma? it’s the freakin’ weekend. ’ ‘ you can’t choose who you love, sometimes they choose you ’ ‘ i thought god just didn’t give me abs. ’ ‘ i don’t mean to be laughing, but are you okay? ’ ‘ pink wine makes me slutty. ’ ‘ i just want to listen to taylor swift alone. ’ ‘ i will shred myself! i will shred myself in the shredder! ’ ‘ i haven’t gotten a non-text message in two years. ’ ‘ the point of dating is just to keep on dating and then never stop. it’s like burning fossil fuels or seeing a therapist. ’ ‘ are you sure you’re okay? you’re walking like a disney witch. ’ ‘ your life’s like gossip girl… only everyone is old and poor. ’ ‘ men suck, remember? ’ ‘ actually, that’s not fair. she might be a really nice ho. ’ ‘ should i add a ‘woo-hoo’ or is that too bitchy? ’ ‘ i am a woman. the smartest species of them all. ’
P S A !! ---- i’m in the middle of archiving this blog and moving to another, pls bear with me !!
→ wanda / peter !
❝ . . . please , call me wanda . ❞
❝ RIGHT !! wanda !! i’m PETER !! i just . . . i just wanted to say -------- i think you’re SO COOL !! ❞
→ @oncebled didn’t ♡ for a starter !
!!! ❝ ———-AHEM !! excuse me, miss, uh-- miss... witch ?? ❞
hey i’m wiped so i’ll likely be hanging out on dis/co/rd until i pass out, if anybody fancies chatting there !! just let me know you’re going to add me so i know who you are !
→ @oncebled didn’t ♡ for a starter !
❝ ----------you didn’t see that coming ?? ❞
→ @roseguided ♡ ‘d for a starter !
THE ANGUISHED CRY REVERBERATES through the camp, and bellamy grinds his teeth to the sound of irritated sighs and requests to just kill him already ! he glares absently in the direction of those most vocal as he makes his way inside the drop ship, locating the source of the noise easily. he briefly takes in jasper’s ruined body, the expression of pure pain plastered across his face, and decides instead to turn his attention to clarke. he bites back his first instinct in favour of upholding his REPUTATION instead. ❝ is there ANY way you can shut him up ?? ❞
hey i’m wiped so i’ll likely be hanging out on dis/co/rd until i pass out, if anybody fancies chatting there !! just let me know you’re going to add me so i know who you are !