My Ridiculous Life

30 Something UK dating Mother, PCOS warrior and Mentalist www.myridiclife.com

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Yeah but it’s woman who are crazy 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️👊🏻 https://www.instagram.com/p/BwcKEGIAPm-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=98wuv7xhaadx

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The boy was outraged watching Breaking the Magicians code 🤣👍🏻🙌🏻❤️ https://www.instagram.com/p/BtJtTLPBYLd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1r7jb98uazgc4

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When you wake up looking like you slept in a whores handbag and your bed looks like you’ve rolled over in your sleep and crushed a village of fairies you have to question the decision to partake in last nights festival bedazzling at the works do 🤦🏻‍♀️ then the horror of finding the only food in the fridge is healthy and requires prep and cooking fml! Peanut butter wrap and a bru it is 🤣🤣🤣👍🏻 https://www.instagram.com/p/BtGthT9g7Gf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=i2tv7lej1m32

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When he makes you Facebook official 🤣 personally not a fan of declaring statuses of any sort.. especially relationship ones. Hell I don’t even declare I’m on a diet for fear of the shame when I fall off the wagon the next day but hey ho he took a big social media piss on me regardless 🤷🏻‍♀️ https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs3wGhehJwU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qv4406tckoyh

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So this happened 🙈raising lil Ludacris 🤣🤣🤣 https://www.instagram.com/p/BswBgi8BfED/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1tfdpbuivjkts

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When you get the “there’s been an outbreak of head lice at school” letter 🙈🤣 I can’t stop fucking scratching and checking! https://www.instagram.com/p/BsvtFWNB7Yt/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1cc0u9z0g7kh5

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When he leaves you in bed at his house to go to work and you maybe make it Kim clean 🙈🤣🤣 🔪 https://www.instagram.com/p/BslxJcrBJpD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qel7jmh5ec2v

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Sooooo I met a guy!😱😱😱 well about 2 months ago actually and he is lovely thus far...the cynical bitch in me is really struggling with the new sitch!!🤣🤣🤣 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsk-0zCgqtl/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13c2d72bx7vsr

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#howtobesuccesfulwithouthurtingmensfeelings howling reading this book and then nearly crying at how accurate it is 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️😫 https://www.instagram.com/p/BsjOMNSBuvJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7lcmf1pt975m

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Like seriously... they would fit in a treat with our lot!! 😍🤣 https://www.instagram.com/p/BsY422GBr1M/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jqts991kgv5g

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Struggling to take the Mother seriously right now 🤣🤣🤣 what’s that you say Kev?!? https://www.instagram.com/p/BsWSgcjhJmo/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=m2lir186be2o

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Merry Christmas you filthy animals! I hope you all have a Wonderful Christmas and if not a whole New Year is just around the corner 😘 once again the baby Daddy totally nailed my present 🤣 knows me too well! https://www.instagram.com/p/BrzhJNyg3pf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=29h427i8irqe

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Bastard Winter

Its been quite a while since I wrote. Reason being I feel shit.

This is not unusual for this time of year, I do not cope well with darkness, winter, Christmas. Actually that was so diplomatic of me.. I hate it. Truth be told I actually despise it.

I am not really sure what it is about winter in particular that prompts this… being the geek I am I have of course spent many hours over the years…

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When the wall you randomly stripped on a whim months ago is clearly not going to get wallpapered before Christmas .. its time to improvise! 🤣🤣🎄🤷🏻‍♀️I am now passing this off as me being a super cool encouraging creative type Mum 👍🏻 https://www.instagram.com/p/BqvI3gxA7SR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kjoepfnpiqv

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Is it just me?? Oooh we can’t put it in that corner until I do the skirting boards and hoover the edges!🤣🤣🙈 https://www.instagram.com/p/BqsfX9fgcI_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1sjsk3o1p8xjz

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Nailed it 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 new tropic bubble bath off a dear friend for my Birthday and the present I treated myself to 🥰 I’m warming to this hibernating thing after all https://www.instagram.com/p/BqIgOVrh5Lx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2k9oxrsery8v

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One woke Brother 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t even!!!🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤣 https://www.instagram.com/p/BqA94aHAjpi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=t71a18ynevuk