My Roommates are dumb

So, as college goes on, we say more and more dumb things. We need a place for them all. Ta daaaa

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are y’all being freaks? - Hanna @ riley, max, liam

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"Stop my perfectly good titties!" - Riley

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but you can’t flip the kindle? - hanna

You can if you’re not a coward -riley

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A LAPTOP IS A BOOK OF ELECTRICITY - LIAM

WHAT DOES THAT MAKE KINDLES - HANA

LITTLE BOOKS OF ELECTRICITY - RILEY 

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Max: You deserve better

Riley: It's okay im illiterate

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Delivery Guy, in a Completely monotone voice: It's fine, we have this new guy and I'm pretty sure he eats crayons.

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Max: THE GUITAR VERSION OF A PIANO

Liam: If you say 'Keytar' I'm killing you

Max: !!!!!! *just gestures*

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Becca: You can still play Toontown *starts downloading it*

Hanna: Don't you have two essays due tomorrow?

Becca: Welcome to Toontown!

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we can't be friends with the ones across the hall, one of them is in my Spanish class and KNOWS I'm an idiot

riley

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Max: hey Liam wanna know a fact about me

Liam: maybe

Max: I enjoy raw potatoes

Liam: You've told me this and I still don't like it

Max: they're crunchy

Liam: No

Max, while running back to his room: Munch munch munch munch!!!!

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“THE MOST HOMOEROTIC SONG In ALL OF THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL FRANCHISE AND YOU WATCH IT WITHOUT ME?!?”

-Hanna

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I was left on read by a special investigator

Riley

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I'm safe! I'm a safety major!

Liam, About cutting off someone’s chest instead of them getting surgery

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Would you like...table?

Max

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Max: Is that the show with the guy who screams, Liam? He wore the wig and shit I can’t think of the characters name oh my god

Riley: Max I don’t totally know what you mean but yes

Liam: Honestly, I’m not sure what you’re referring to max.

Max: THE GUY WHO DRESSED UP AND THEY DID THE WHOLE SLEEPOVER SKIT LIAM GOD DAMN IT WHAT'S HIS NAME

Liam: omg

Max: WHAT THE FUCK THE GUY WITH THE BLONDE WIG AND HE'D YELL IT WAS LIKE YOU CAN ARREST ME IM ___

Hanna: JOHN CENA

Riley: please nobody help him

Max: NOT CENA BUT GOOD GUESS

Liam: courtney fucking miller

Max: OH MY GOD YES

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We all laugh at each other because we are all idiots.

Hanna