Break Me Like A Promise

Life is so fun and just full of joy. I hope one day to find someone to share it with. Multifandom :)

[nialllhoran]

eleanor is in australia sipping champagne and riding louis dick in a 4000 dollar a night hotel room and you’re sitting at home posting about how much u hate her, who wins

[zepeli]

dont joke about penises that is highly illegal and im calling the police

[confess-my-dirty-sins-deactivat]

I really wanted to make a dick joke in response to this, but it’s too hard. Nothing is coming to me. If only I could penetrate the inner workings of my mind and be clever for once. Oh well.

[zepeli]

listen to me u little shit

[myselfbebe]

Augustus Waters: "May I see you again?"

Hazel Grace: "Sure."

Augustus Waters: "Tomorrow?"

Hazel Grace: "Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager."

Augustus Waters: "Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious."

Hazel Grace: "You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?"

Augustus Waters: "But you don't even have my phone number."

Hazel Grace: "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."

Augustus Waters: "And you say we don't know each other."

[illkim]

Visit Original Link

[recklesselegance]

[the-inheritors]

[the-inheritors]

[the-inheritors]

Tan: "Who knows, I can tell you things like ‘look at the 2nd floor’ or ‘turn around,’ things like that"

[letsgobackintimee]

[raresraresrares]

[milkstudios]

Explicit Content. 

Backstage at Alexander Wang. 

[ibleachednirvana]

[theclearlydope]

[tyleroakley]

#BLESSED

[myutsuumoved-deactivated2014052]

old TV shows with real audiences  and not canned laughter are the best

because when the joke is REALLY good you can hear that one person in the audience just DYING

[swarnpert]

[teacher voice] i’ll wait

[mittenoftheearth]

so my friend had top surgery and

[hellotailor]

ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY.

[groovystyles]

things interviewers don’t need to talk about anymore 1. harry’s love life 2. larry 3. where they see themselves in the next ten years

things interviewers need to talk about 1. why has no one taught niall how to hold a baby 2. zayn’s art 3. what’s on each of their ipods (we need to know their favorite playlists listen to me..)

thanks