Louder than God's revolver, and twice as shiny.

The name is Sara Kate. 23 years old dork. I like cats, singing loudly along to my car radio, and doing everything the hard way. But mostly I just fangirl constantly.

[weavemama]

[heedra]

why do wizards and mages and shit in stuff always have to use a fucking stick or staff to do magic. what’s so special about a gotdamn tree bone

[viridiansunlight]

there’s a huge occult explanation for that but long story short: if you miscast do you want a stick to explode or your hand?

[corvidcorgi]

also good for hitting people

[morelifealways-deactivated20240]

[bitchycode]

[laerugo]

i was rewatching parks and rec and in the episode “leslie and ron” leslie is listing out all of the things she is guessing might have made ron mad at her. i capped it bc i wanted to see what they said so i’m sharing bc they’re amusing

had conversations with postmaster general about getting your face on a stamp

i sent you a birthday card through the u.s. mail

taught the triplets about the dangers of minimizing the role of government in an increasingly complicated society

i submitted to the new yorker cartoon caption contest under your name

invited you to my linkedin professional circle

that i had food and stuff shut down temporarily for a health code violation

started using the word “scrumptious” too much

once offered you an apple (shouldn’t count i was super drunk)

i bought a chair from ikea

[someonetoanyone-deactivated2021]

@aplombgusto

[sonatagreen]

A tradition

In peacetime, the ruler grows their hair long. In war, they cut it short. A ruler with long hair is held in great esteem, for defending the peace. The traditional declaration of war is for the ruler to send their cut-off hair to the enemy ruler. The statement carries greater weight the longer the hair: to receive long hair says that you have angered one who is slow to anger, that you have incurred a wrath not easily woken.

[wakor-rising]

Violent war-mongering leader frantically and aggressively tries to shave just a LITTLE hair off the top of their head into an envelope.

A faraway king receives a heavy wooden crate filled with a coil of the longest hair he has ever seen.

A despised ruler finds hundreds of pounds of cut-off ponytails at her castle entrance, each one belonging to her own people. 

A young emperor refuses to cut their hair and insists on trying to make peace with invaders. The enemy leader steps forward, draws their blade, and cuts the emperor’s hair themselves.

Hellen cuts her hair off and throws it in Cathy’s face at her son’s soccer scrimmage. 

[johndiesaesthetics]

♡ follow for more soft john dies aesthetic ♡

[kinggvaris]

[tealesbian]

what is it about women wielding deadly weapons that is insanely hot?

[tealesbian]

oh wait it’s because i’m gay

[mysharona1987]

[commodifiedsouls]

Anti-vaxxers are literally moving to full-on genocide. Evil motherfuckers, the lot of them.

[augustdementhe]

This is why “Give them a platform and let them embarrass themselves” DOES NOT WORK.

[mysharona1987]

Laugh at Jenny McCarthy all you want.

But she has caused a fair amount of damage. 

[lightlychild-lightly-deactivate]

they literally target the most vulnerable populations.  as if coming from a conflict zone and adjusting to a totally new country with a different language isn’t hard enough…

fuck anti-vaxxers, they can all go to hell 

[straightboyfriend]

why do some of u like to demonize cats….. just bc they dont act like dogs & show their emotions like dogs doesnt mean they dont love u… cats are full of love & soft & have the best triangle ears

[abuelitalesbiana]

this is the only post on this website that matters

[adurot]

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

[powderedwhiteviolets]

@alpha-team-deploy

[painted-bees]

The concept of relative color can be infuriating.

[weloveshortvideos]

[pinapple-jumpsuit]

YO ON SOME ANIME SHIT THIS DOPE AF!!!!

[sweepsheep]

Some loser: Wrestling is fake Me: Explain THIS Loser: Holy shit

[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

i’m so delighted that tumblr found out about this match, because lord have mercy, twitter was losing its shit over it

[notreally-cockedtail-deactivate]

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

[cleopatrasweave-deactivated2014]

[workingitinportland-deactivated]

there’s more and you should read it all.

https://twitter.com/milknmuffins/status/861092198728609793

i’ve defended SAFES in the past because t IS one of the few or only women’s shelters where you can get a bed same night and they accept trans women but never again. I had callers tell me they would rather go back to jail than spend the night in SAFES.

[shorts-muchacho-papi]

I thought it was bad enough that they ARE ant-LGBT, but damn.

[suga-ssi]

I JUST FREAKIN WANT 

FATHER LOUIS WILLIAM SUGA ADAMS III 

TO BLESS ME!!!

[suga-ssi]

UPDATE!! 

On May 7, 2017… 

I was blessed!!

[theblogofeternalstench]

[fieldbears]

OH MY GOD THOUGH

[sapphia]

BEST COMEBACK ON ANY COMEDY PANEL SHOW EVER AND SHE’S NOT EVEN A COMEDIAN

[hannahismyharto]

Can she calculate the amount of cold water he needs for that burn?