No One Knows Where Theyre Going

Nothing in this world happens by chance

[heavenintact]

this paragraph made me lose it i am holding my head in my hands as we speak

[laughingandnotbeingnormal]

Bo Burnham: Inside (2021) dir. Bo Burnham

[chewbacca]

Parasite (2019) dir. Bong Joon-ho

[partywithponies]

I have never seen ANYTHING this needlessly extra ever in my life. Why is he like this.

[partywithponies]

I feel like this is EXACTLY what Shakespeare would have wanted.

[chubbychoco]

Look, sometimes you’re a polyamorous fae king in a fucked-up prank war with your wife and when your beau gives you something that seems like a really good idea you just gotta swing on a rope and put him on his back for a nice, long kiss with tongues.

[funny-tik-toks]

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[zanahoriabaila]

When your friend has so much himbo spirit he rigs himself a gaydar to be a better wingman.

[official-lucifers-child]

my man here m a d e his own gaydar. he. he fucking. he made a gaydar. he made a gaydar, thought this through and put together a system specifically to find gays. he made

[abbidavisart]

March’s full moon is the “Worm Moon” and that’s it that’s the joke

[lorhetaaa]

Happiness in a single video 💕🐱 

[alejandriaa]

I am not kidding when i tell you i need this so much in my life i cant even put it in words

[ashleeeeeeeey]

Im so in loveee

[just-emilys-life]

@lorhetaaa WHERE DID YOU GET THAT 

[lorhetaaa]

@just-emilys-life Girrrrl I bought mine HERE. They offer free worldwide shipping and 15% OFF with coupon code “Happiness”

[lovely--sunset]

i definitely just ordered this after watching this video 🐱💕

[alejandriaa]

The item arrived early as expected 🥰 really love it. So cute and fluffy

[my-little-side]

I need this! It’s so precious 🥺💕

[terrideekitty]

Now I want one too!

[mysporkwilleatyou]

Fun notes for people doing top surgery soon/at some point!

Things I wish I had-

1) Bendy straws! Bring them to the hospital!! My hospital didn’t have bendy straws for some reason and it’s so fucking hard to move your torso/arms after surgery. Just, bendy straws

2) one of those grabber toys, like the ones that had shark heads you could get at the aquarium. There is nothing more devastating than dropping your phone on the ground and having to wrestle it with your feet onto a surface you can reach without bending over.

3) metal extendable back scratcher!!! I literally did not believe my ex when he said your nerves are going to go crazy. Day five after surgery my back and shoulders itched so bad???

4) y’all... just take the laxative on the first day after surgery when the doctor says it’s ok. Don’t think you’re immune to the pain meds constipating you, you’re not, and you’ll thank me for this.

......

Also!

buy your button down shirts ONE SIZE LARGER!! I bought 3X shirts and I’m so glad I did bc my surgeon taped my drains to my stomach 😑 so wearing anything my size never would’ve worked.

Some people say to buy a mastectomy pillow, I considered it and did not, but I see how it could be comforting/useful. Especially having to drive around, the thought of a seat belt across my scars sounds like hell.

Drains are a huge pain in the ass. I’m sure not everyone hates them the way I do, but good lord I hate taking care of them. It’s only for like 7-10 days tho just do it.

Set up your bed before you leave for surgery, so when you come back your pillows are already stacked into a sitting position and you can just fall in bed and sleep.

I’ve ‘heard’ edibles are a great way to pass the time/sleep/watch movies. If you partake in the ouíd maybe consider that (if the doctor says it ok ofc)🤷🏻‍♂️ most people say not to smoke it tho bc it can cause blood clots after surgery.

You may lose sensation immediately or after a few days, it’s VERY weird and unnerving.. I can’t feel my chest from nipples to hurt below the incision, just feels like a black void. It’s just strange and nothing I say can prepare you for it. (If anything feels wrong tho call ur doctor of course).

Don’t be afraid to call your doctor!! Even if it’s on the weekend!! That’s what they’re there for! I had to call mine on a Saturday and he was delightful to speak wity. if you get the vibe your surgeon would be annoyed at you calling with anxiety questions every few days (and you will!!), then you may wanna change surgeons.

It’s only been six days and I’m sure I’ll add more but this is just the starter pack.

Don’t do anything your doctor didn’t tell you to do or was ok with!! This is just my experience so far.

[unclegrimsley]

[the-drowsy-captain]

Idiots Guide to the Feywilds

For legal reasons, this is for DnD.

1) remember that time is fucked up

2) everything has a cost

3) everything has an exception

4) only dance with fey if offered

5) don't accept gifts

6) Don't consume food or drink without being offered it first

7) Use your manners, but don't say "thank you" or you'll owe the fey

8) if you think you're safe, you're not

9) don't tell a fey your name

10) Always keep your word

[sosuperawesome]

Nurmi Ceramics on Etsy

[neigbourhoodthot]

[serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty]

[buttpoems]

[raionmimi]

Big fan of the controversy over Lola Bunny’s Space Jam 2 design now that she no longer has tits becuase now the typical crowd that complains about desexualized designs are the ones that usually hate furries, and thus have locked themselves into a dilemma if they want Lola’s furry milkers to be the hill they want to die on to own the liberals

[raionmimi]

Even better, a large majority of people (including myself) just lowkey forgot what Lola looked like and only recalled that one iconic fanart. She never actually had bazongas in the original movie, so legally anyone who complains about the loss of her bouncy bunnies is undeniably a furry

[nyanbinyuri]

this is both the best and worst way to find out there’s gonna be a space jam 2

[redloftwingfeathers]

I've had enough of this bitch