Showers suck. I mean sure they're cool whenever you're sick or dirty or something, but whenever you're showering just because it's something people do. First you have to convince yourself to shower, then you gotta get undressed, and you'll occasionally get a glimpse of your naked body in the mirror which, if you're anything like me, goes like 'Damn I'm ugly'. And it takes forever to find the proper temperature to shower in. It's either scalding or liquid ice, which you might think is just water but it's not. Then you have to wash your hair, probably not such a big deal for most people but because I'm uncoordinated and can't function like a normal human being, I almost always get shampoo and/or conditioner in my eyes and/or my mouth. And shaving. Shaving is Gods punishment for all women because Eve ate Gods fruit. Horrible horrible act. But it's not socially acceptable to not shave. But afterwards your legs feel like dolphins and the hopes and dreams of small children. And the worst part is getting out of the shower, for some reason your bathroom is always considerable colder than your shower. So you freeze to death afterwards. But if you shower in the middle of the day; you have a clothing dilemma. WTF are you supposed to wear?!?!? Do you put on regular clothes or pajamas or what.
