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𝐑𝐞𝐝 (based on a prompt)

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭

𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐲

𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐞 (Bucky x fem!Reader)

𝐇𝐞𝐫 (Peter Ballard x fem!Reader)

Note: All works here are my originals.

[ryoun]

i had never met a soul who could speak my language. until there was you. you, are fluent in me.

—anonymous, insp.

CAN THIS LOVE BE TRANSLATED?

[aheartofgold]

OH when Shane says "we just want a future" you HAVE to look at Ilya's face, he gets this tiny smile that goes all the way to his eyes and you KNOW it's the first time he has ever ever heard himself and Shane referred to as "we" and he's losing it

[godotismissingx]

People forget the other recurring side character in K-drama noir is The Bench in a Park

[veritablydumb]

Yes it's delicious that Sa-eon is completely obsessed with Hee Joo but I like that she's equally obsessed with him. They have no chill, whatsoever. They match each other's freaks and that's something we don't get nearly as much as we should.

Like, what do you mean he drank from her wine glass to feel the imprint of her lips and she watched his videos so many times that she can predict what he's going to say. My pathetic little meow meows. My weirdos. My cringefail best girl and my emotionally constipated rage boy.

[lazydreamer19]

Logged in after 2 years or something, made me emotional for a lot of reasons I love you so much, even though I'm shit at showing it. (You can choose not to post this, I just wanted to relive writing stuff in your "ask me anything")

Come here bbgirl, I missed you sm too(more than I can show). The hospital phase did teach me a lot of things regarding the people in my life and how I should be grateful that you guys are all alive and present in my life! I really love you all sm! I kinda am grateful that I did get diagnosed and admitted, because if I hadn't,I don't think I was being grateful enough for everyone and everything that I have in my life! Dw, I'll be back in town by Christmas

[mysteriousteaposts]

Get well as fast as you can ❤️

[dangermousie]

His learning she can speak, clearly putting two and two together, and being so damn excited aaaaa!

I guess he solved the thigh mystery ahahaha

[mysteriousteaposts]

Love me some good old marriage of convenience

[sajra-savera]

And suddenly the words, 'I haven't seen my school friends in months' came out of my mouth. But that was really weird because weren't we supposed to go to university together before buying a house next to each other and spending the rest of our lives laughing at our silly inside jokes?

[25shadesoffebruary]

So don't talk about my wife like that.

[mysteriousteaposts]

STARTING TO POST WITH MY NEWEST OBSESSION.

[mysteriousteaposts]

Is tumblr still cool?

[mysteriousteaposts]

stranger things or never have i ever

Stranger things hands down!

[mysteriousteaposts]

University is a little bit of studying and a whole lot of having an existential crisis on an empty stomach at 3am with 5 missed calls from your mom, incomplete assignments, unwashed dishes, a “You up?” text from your situationship while you’re staring at the rusty dusty ceiling of your dorm room wondering what choices did you even make in your life that has led you here.  

[your-favourite-skittles]

call with @arachneofthoughts

'jibon ta fridger pechone pore thaka pocha dhone pata hoye geche'

clarifications, 'puro dhone patar bundle noy, ekta matro dhone pata'

@callonpeevesie @salt-n-caramel @darkhiddenspark might interest you

[jukti-torko-golpo]

Well eet ees wut eet ees. T-T

[mysteriousteaposts]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEA

@lazydreamer19 all your wishes from some of your tumblr moots!!!!

@slyth3rin-princess Many many happy returns of the day sis!! Happy birthday!! Hope you enjoy your day at it's fullest. Tysm for being the best sister ever! I'm so lucky to have you in my life. No words can describe how grateful I am to have a amazing soul like you as a part of my life. I have the best time when I'm with you. This is your special day sis!! We're all blessed to have you in this world. Happy birthday!! 💗🥂🥳💗

@thespiritoflife Happy birthday to you Sea!! i am so grateful for your help and support. You entered my life and showed me what true frienship is.I just love, adore and appreciate you so much. I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, especially how caring and inspiring you are. I'm so blessed to have you in my life. I can always count on you to be there when I need you .. want to say THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING....❤AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONCE AGAIN, SEA, may all your dreams come true, cause you deserve the best!!! You deserve the whole world and more <3 enjoy your day!🧚‍♀️🥳

@natti-ice "Happy birthday Sea!! I hope 18 treats you well, I hope you have an amazing day! LOVE YOU!! - Natti<3"

@bishh-kanya Hello my dear sea , You remind me of Puri beaches and bleak sunlight and good days , like Kolkata houses and a sister i have faraway whom i don't know yet i know , like a love a sisterhood lost but found , as you move forward in your journey and become 18 , happy birthday my gurllllllll , may you know that the child inside you must keep writing stories as it's what she dreamt of , may she keep adoring romantic movies and simple dates , may she keep loving astrology haha , it's a big damn life ahead and very new opportunities will come your way grab them and keep spreading your beautiful energy as you move along you're a blessing, always be my friend 🌹.

@n0agranger dear sea, happy birthday to you my love! thank you for being such a wonderful friend and lovely little sister, I am very very grateful to have met you. I wish you nothing but happiness and joy in your life and I hope you are having a lovely and amazing day. I will always be there for you because you are and will always be very important to me 🫶🏻. I wish I was there to shower you with many gifts and bake you a delicious cake!! just know that I love and adore you very much !!! thank you for being you. much love, noa 🤍✨

@siriusblackstwin happy birthday sea !! i hope you have a wonderful day today and an even more wonderful year ahead !! you are amazing and you deserve the world, i love you sm 🫶🏻🫶🏻

@writingwitch007 very very Happy birthday to you, Sea! You are amazing. Thank you for always being so supportive and kind. Thank you for always being there for everyone. You are loved admired, appreciated and you are just as fantastic as your stories. I hope you have a birthday that is every bit as beautiful as you are. Here's to another year of growing in strength wisdom and grace. Hope your day gets filled with lots of love, gifts and chocolates! Take care and keep Slaying.

@thehalfbloodedwitch Sea! Happy happy happy birthday to youu! I love you from the moon and back , you mean so much to me you have no idea! I remember the first time we became moots and your first fic you uploaded, it was a masterpiece, I loved the idea and the way you wrote it, I remember the time you literally swarmed me with likes and I cannot be more grateful for a moot like you! 💕 just remember no matter if we don't talk that often, I care and cherish you sooo much! Happy birthday darling, have a blast today, and remember ilysm 💋

Lastly, to Sea, happy birthday babe! We love you 💗

@i-am-the-entire-circus and I would like to thank all of you for joining us in making this!!

[lorenlily]

ty ty @kingofmyborrowedheart @anti-heros13 for tagging me 💜💜

🎶✨when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask/tag 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) 🎶✨

monogamy by leith ross

phantom by of monsters and men

neptune by sleeping at last

labyrinth by taylor swift

mortals by tommy lefroy

tagging: @sparklezfallsinlovewithbooks @thoughtwedhavealastkiss @ohwarnette @billydaisy @snowonthe @kanej-fairondale @karmaboyfriend @gfradio @1989tv

[kanej-fairondale]

thank you for the tag! 💙💙

1. the great war by Taylor Swift

2. le temps de l’amour by Françoise Hardy

3. where i wanna be found by NEEVE

4. blue eyes by MIKA

5. jeepster by T. Rex

tagging @rickriordanversenerd @pipedreams13 @haaam-guuuurl @gayforcarstairsgirls @lavander-hazee @aro-ace-cat-lady @lxverofmine @potato-jem @l1ghtworm @learningshelfcontrol

[pipedreams13]

tysm for the tag @kanej-fairondale

[I have so many songs but heres my current top 5]

 I’m not okay(i promise) by my chemical romance

 wires by the neighbourhood

haunted house by holly humberstone

carousel by 5SOS

Gold rush by taylor swift

tagging: @lavander-hazee @drugssexrocknroll @ineffable-hubbiewubbies @illdriveumad @so-scarlet-it-was-maroon @maecliketheweapon @switchbladesovercoffee  @illtellmineyouregay

yeah thats it for me

[placeapuppyinmyhair]

wow both of u tagged me i feel famous 😭 tysmmmm mwah

-would’ve could’ve should’ve (the whole midnights album actually)

-rockland by gracie abrams

-ceilings by lizzy mcalpine

-the chain by fleetwood mac

-sad songs in a hotel room by joshua bassett

tagging @monster-on-the-hill @fandom-took-my-sanity @margolovescoffeeandbooks @parkersdahlia @aurorasnnsadprose @maroonbytaylorswift @proudtobeaswiftie @midnightmaroons @1989tv @paqerings @anti-heros13 (sorry if it bothers u)

[margolovescoffeeandbooks-deacti]

@lavander-hazee thanks for tagging me! i’m shedding tears of happiness right now. you’re making me feel important <3

1. maroon by taylor swift

2. paris by taylor swift

3. already over by sabrina carpenter

4. anywhere with you by maggie rogers

5. difficult by gracie abrams

there is a lot of songs i could put on this list, but these are my current favourites.

tagging @moonstonemidnights @bowensbassett @daydreamsandloveletters @klaarolines @s0ciallyawkwardl0ser @lesbianator3000 @averysjameson @glitchyabit @dammitanvi @cro-wns00 (of course, you don’t have do it if it’s bothering you or if there’s any other reason for you not to do it. i won’t mind <3)

[thetorturedbolter]

@margolovescoffeeandbooks aaaaah thank you!!!

1. maroon by taylor swift

2. you’re on your own,kid by taylor swift

3. for real this time by gracie abrams

4. neptune by sleeping at last

5. paris by taylor swift

tagging @thestrangledwriter @destielcore @margotvergerbloom @annetaylorsversion @folksyswift @gettingoveryoumywholelife @olivebeee @inthelabyrinthofmymind @dancinginfridgelights @likepiecesintoplace13

[destielcore-deactivated20240124]

@moonstonemidnights thank u sm for the tag ! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

im yours - isabel larose

hush - ari abdul

asleep among endives - ichiko aoba

lily of the valley - daniel

swan upon leda - hozier

tagging: @poemsandpetrichor @yourhappyswiftielove @tsvki @iwasntbulliedenough @kuhuchan @exhausted-boi @pjmheartss

[kuhuchan]

@destielcore aw thank you for the tag!!

1. Nuits d'été by Oscar Anton and Clementine

2. Bones by Imagine dragons

3. Swan upon Leda by Hozier

4. Amour plastique by VIDEOCLUB

5. Alag asmaan by Anuv Jain

Hmm @voidsteffy @bishh-kanya @astrocatfizziks @melancholically-voiz and anyone who’d like to join!

[bishh-kanya]

Thank you so much for the tag bb @kuhuchan

Video games by lana del rey

Portrait of a female by cruel youth

Midnight sky by Miley Cyrus

Daddy issues by the neighborhood

Chan kittan by Ali Sethi

Tagging @lazydreamer19 , @mysteriousteaposts ,@iams99 , @kaal-naagin

[mysteriousteaposts]

Thanks for the tag @bishh-kanya <33

1. Karma by Taylor Swift

2. Anti-Hero by Taylor Swift

3. Tere Naina by Shafqat Amanat Ali

4. Shivers by Ed Sheeran

5. I Don't Know Why by NOTD

Tagging @i-am-the-entire-circus @slyth3rin-princess @satsuki-kibutsuji @browsing-my-favourite-fandoms

[lazydreamer19]

300 followers celebration:

I couldn't be more thankful to all my followers and my mutuals who have helped me reach this milestone. Thank you for reading my works,for always going through my shitposts,for being patient with my "sort-of" writing hiatus. I promise to keep on writing, making better content and being a better blogger. Thank you so much again for just existing, you guys make my day and you have no idea how much I appreciate each one of you! Love you all!<3

This celebration is inspired by the 2006 movie, Devil Wears Prada, directed by David Frankel and is one of my very favourites. If you haven't watched it yet, you should, it's honestly one of the best!

Masterlist

✒Andy Sachs: send me a scenario and I'll write a blurb on it. (No smut)

👠Miranda Priestly: send me some outfit ideas and I'll review it and give some very amateur and useless tips.

📞Emily Charlton: cym,fmk or other tumblr games. Or you can just ask me whatever you want(don't mind me if I refuse to answer a particular question, if it makes me uncomfortable.)

🕶Nigel Kipling: tell me a little about yourself and I'll give you an outfit.

👨‍🍳Nate Cooper:send me this and I'll handwrite your @ with some comments (only for mutuals).

Rules:

•Do not send more than one event in one ask.

•Please don't mind if I refuse to answer any ask, I have my boundaries, please be a little respectful of it.

•Do not send any hate comments, I will turn off anons if I see even one single hate comment.

•The rating event is based completely on my perspectives and viewpoints, if you don't agree with it, feel free to let me know about your thoughts and ideas politely or ignore. Do not send any hate or attack because of it.

•Maintain some form of politeness or basic decency. Rude asks will be deleted and blocked immediately.

•Lastly, have fun. This is not a battleground or a place to throw hateful comments to someone else.

Celebration starts:12th October.

Ends: 28th October.

[lazydreamer19]

Tagging some of my moots:

@mysteriousteaposts ,@i-am-the-entire-circus ,@jexnrey ,@slyth3rin-princess ,@angelzone ,@dr4cosimp ,@magicchai ,@fxllfaiiry ,@n0agranger ,@writingwitch007 ,@millesawaybb ,@natti-ice ,@thehalfbloodedwitch ,@blackthunder137 ,@my-my-only-angel ,@bishh-kanya ,@browsing-my-favourite-fandoms ,@imabee-oralizard ,@thespiritoflife ,@abtyouandme ,@prettygirlkay ,@dracoslittleangel ,@miss-celestial-being , @kashslayy ,@nottluvr, @lily-the-ravenclaw and many more(sorry if I have forgotten)

[mysteriousteaposts]

Congratulationsss afdasfdgfgsgf

[swayamev]

Navratri Celebrations Committee: @raindropofloev @oyeevarnika @adityaaax @bharleli-vangi @bishh-kanya @applebrooklyn @swayamev

Decorations Aesthetic Soundtrack and others: @raindropofloev , @adityaaax

Catering: @oyeevarnika

Dance master: @ramayantika

Guest list :

@applebrooklyn @eugenephosgene @ekchutkiredlead @oyeevarnika @maikalal-jaikisan @eternally-disastrous @vaibhav02 @dreamboatt @themorguepoet

@budugu , @nokhushionlygam , @waywardmorgan , @a-really-hot-caterpillar , @lite-teesko @kaurava-apologist , @melancholicmonody , @kuhuchan , @inc0rrectmyths , @iams99 @navaratna , @voidsteffy , @ji-jii-visha , @mysteriousteaposts , @lazydreamer19 , @i-am-the-entire-circus , @lil-stark @thewinchestergirl1208 @reshmizulfein , @ramcharantitties @kaal-naagin ,@ramcharantitties , @the-unruly-academic , @queenofthelesserrealms , @daughterofrageandlovee , @gaurisays , ......

@pulihora @murkulu @vaibhav02 @tookoool @suvarnarekha

TIMINGS : FROM EVENING 9 PM .

Aarti Time 9 -15 pm .

If we forget anyone to tag please forgive us but do join in . 🙏🏻🌼 Everyone is invited.

[mysteriousteaposts]

Screams in uppercase