Welcome to the Guild!

Home of the Explorer's Guild, where Pokemon from all over can come and mingle.

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Briefly on break but today we remember

Bug

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How she looks 3 seconds after beating your ass

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This is how you know you're cooked

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The pokemon anime has confirmed one thing today

This thing is evil-

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Celebi do you like jirachi?

"He and I don't particularly get along, no. We do each other favors on occasion, but he's very prickly. It's a shame, really."

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How good of a kisser are you jirachi?

"Bad, leave me alone."

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I basically mean just a bunch of tinkaton slapping thier butts together

Well, there are no Tinkatons here, so... Perhaps you're better off looking elsewhere?

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I wonder what would happen if a bunch of tinkaton used thier butts to recreate a newton's cradle

Haven't got a clue what this means, especially given there are no Tinkatons here.

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What do you think about tinkaton?

Very cute, yes.

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She can’t understand her, but she knows that looking at her is making the cock hidden within her hair begin to rise.

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"@&#$ &&%$@ && #@&#& &%&% @&#% & %@$#& %$#...??" Poor Poipole is still trying- and failing- to bridge the language barrier... She doesn't have a clue what's going on.

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That Poipole making her act unwise-

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"@$%& &%&#$&%& @& @&#$ %&%&$ &@&%#$ & %$#!!!"

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A confident machamp walks up to Lurantis and asks to sign up with a bright smile. "I was directed over here, can I sign up please?"

I was trying to be nice about it, but now I gotta be blunt. I'm not gonna do an entire thread with an anon, sorry. You've gotta take the mask off.

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Can my machamp friend test it? He it seems guildmaster is his type

"As I said, all are welcome, yes!"

"Just please be sure to check in at the front desk, yes yes. My dear Lurantis has the sign-in sheet, yes."

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Guildmaster, can you take as well as you give? Asking for a machamp friend

"All are welcome in the guild, yes yes~ Your friend is more than welcome to come and visit, yes~"

"Oh yeah, he can, I guarantee it. Tested it myself."

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Would you answer if i gave you a kiss?

"I don't kiss strangers... The Guildmaster is very insistent everyone check in before entering the guild, even if it's just to visit."

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Which do you get all the time Shaymin, the hugging or the fucking?

"...I'm not gonna dignify that with an answer."