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[rp-starters-ask-box-fillers]

Ask muse how good they are at..

💋 - kissing 👼 - babysitting 🍛 - cooking 💃 - dancing 🎭 - acting/performing arts 🍻 - tolerating alcohol 😠 - managing with their temper 📝- planning and following their plan 🎤- singing 🙊 - keeping secrets 🌷- taking care of plants/pets 😈 - manipulating with others 🏊 - swimming 😂 - telling jokes 📰 - keeping track of world news 📚 - worlds history knowledge ⌚- keeping track of time 💪 - staying fit 😏 - lying 🚗 - driving a car 👗 - dressing with style 🔮 - magic 🔪 - melee weapons 🔫 - ranged weapons 💞 - expressing their feelings 😓 - acknowledging mistakes 🎺 - playing an instrument 🎁 - making gifts ✊ - keeping promises

[pirably]

You’re not good enough, you’re too old, you’re too stupid… But there will be always people who are better, younger and smarter, so screw that. Get some ice cream, fatty. And then, do it anyway.

[pirably]

REBLOG BECAUSE OF REASONS!!!!! >:D

[fanonical]

grunkle stan: i’m gonna steal the declaration of independence!

grunkle stan: no, wait, that sounds difficult

grunkle stan: i’m gonna watch national treasure and fall asleep in front of the tv!

[duetopersonalreasons-userboxes]

Due to personal reasons this user is banned from 31 states | requested by @bongwater-jpeg​

[mystery-shack-hack]

bedazzledtwin‌:

Mabel was already a fairly smiley individual, paricularly when she was excited (which was often.) Yet, somehow, her smile got wider.

“That’s alright. He can make up for it the rest of the summer.” She laughed. “I expect lots of family fun time!! And weird, cool souvenirs and gizmos. I even missed that nerdy math game!!”

She shifted her weight from foot to foot, glad to stretch her legs. She probably would’ve ran around if she didn’t want to talk to her family and friends so badly. She had way too much energy. Bouncing in her seat and tapping her foot could only do so much on the bus. 

She picked up the bag she had discarded for the hug. 

Stan gave a hefty laugh. “You’re right. He does.” “Grunkle Stan!” When Mabel’s hug was released another took it’s place from Dipper.  “Heh! Hey to you too, kid!” He was quickly let go from this one. Dipper had a couple extra bags this year than the previous one. Equipment he’d collected over the school year. “I’m ready this time!” He patted the pile of bags proudly as the buss set off, heading back where it came from. “Need help carrying those?” “yesplease”

Stan looked back to Mabel. “Come on. There’s a couple of rooms with your names on them.” He picked up a few of Dipper’s bags.

[bedazzledtwin-blog]

Closed starter for @mystery-shack-hack

The year seemed like it had lasted a lot longer than it did – it must’ve been five or six years long, at least. But, finally, she and Dipper were stepping off the bus and onto the streets of Gravity Falls. More importantly, she was being greeted by none other than her great uncle. 

“GRUNKLE STAN!” she yelled, her voice loud, somewhat shrill, and disturbing to a nearby chipmunk. Not that she cared. She was too excited. Immediately, she dropped her bags so she could give her grunkle a hug. “Ohmigosh hi!! I made you and Ford Grunkle-sized Mabel sweaters! And I brought scrapbooks so I can show you what we did this year, and I stocked up on materials to scrapbook this summer, too. Ooh!! Did you take pictures of what you got to do? Can I see?? This is gonna be the new best summer EVER!!”

[mystery-shack-hack]

While for Stan the year had originally flown by on his travels with Ford, this last week had felt like an eternity. They had gotten back to the town early to set up for the twins arrival. Especially with Soos and his Abuelita now living in the Shack they needed to make other arrangements.

But the wait and work was well worth it as he watched the bus pull up. When Mabel ran up and hugged him he laughed.

"Whoa. Whoa. Calm down. I don't even think you took a breath between all that." He continued to laugh. His little protege was as excitable as he remembered.

"Of course we're got photos. You think Ford wouldn't?"

"Speaking of. Your Grunkle Ford said he was sorry he couldn't be here to see you off the bus. But there was a few more things he needed to do before everything was ready for your return." He booped her nose.

[dirnensions]

“Y’know – It – it’s your house an’ all, an’ I get that.”

“But why the FUCK do you have a wax figure of yourself? That’s just fuckin’ weird man. You – are you that in love with yourself?”

@mystery-shack-hack // SC

[mystery-shack-hack]

“My great niece made it for me.” That’s all he would explain at this moment. He wasn’t lying, that did make it very important to him. “Does it bother you that much?” He stopped counting the money in the till and looked over at Rick.

[thehighclassbadass-deactivated2]

For the nickname meme: Sex god (mystery-shack-hack)

“….”

“Stanleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey”@mystery-shack-hack

[thehighclassbadass-deactivated2]

mystery-shack-hack‌:

“What?” Innocent smile.

“That’s NOT a nickname”~

[mystery-shack-hack]

"You're right. Should I get on my knees to pray to you, or give you an offering for your forgiveness?~"

[thehighclassbadass-deactivated2]

For the nickname meme: Sex god (mystery-shack-hack)

“….”

“Stanleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey”@mystery-shack-hack

[mystery-shack-hack]

"What?" Innocent smile.

[mystery-shack-hack]

thehighclassbadass‌:

mystery-shack-hack‌:

thehighclassbadass‌:

“Morning! I made coffee~”

“Good. I need it.” He looked and sounded like shit.

“It’s the good, strong stuff too so enjoy”

He fixed a cup and leaned back on the counter. “What are your plans for today?”

[thehighclassbadass-deactivated2]

“Morning! I made coffee~”

[mystery-shack-hack]

“Good. I need it.” He looked and sounded like shit.

[yamabae]

Blog change

As you all can see, I’ve changed my url and intent for this blog!

Instead of a personal, it’s now a meme and ooc blog for my rp blogs, nearly eliminating all ooc posts from the side blogs.

If you want to get memes or ooc content follow me @the-garborium

[mystery-shack-hack]

( Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey. @mabellousshcctingstar )

Stan cringed a little but, given the circumstances, he couldn't refuse. "Alright, but it better not be something from that pony show."

[mystery-shack-hack]

( @weeping-cosmos followed Stan)

The stone Grunkle had seen plenty of Bills of all shapes, sizes and themes in his day. From triangle to human and everything in between. They still came and went from Nightmare’s old Fearamid, even without him around anymore.

Although, he couldn’t say he’d ever met a blue Bill of any kind. As he studied the Cipher for a few more moments he came to the conclusion that wasn’t a Bill at all. Possibly another of that universe’s race of Ciphers? Maybe.

He moved closer to the monstrous humanoid, but remained cautiously quiet.

[gravityfallsrockz-deactivated20]

Stan took his dad’s chain just to clean it up as a father’s day gift 

Defended his brother from bullies 

Dumped punch on himself to make his brother feel better 

Came to Gravity Falls when his brother needed him 

Spent the next thirty years trying to save him from the portal 

Let the kids get what they wanted for no charge 

Wanted to spend some time fishing with the kids 

Gave the kids candy 

Helped Dipper save Wendy from getting brainwashed 

Saved Waddles from a pterodactyl for Mabel 

Toughed up Dipper so he could learn to fight back 

Protected the kids from zombies 

Broke the kids into the golf coarse so Mabel could practice and wished her luck in beating Pacifica 

Attended Mabel’s play 

Tried to help Mabel get over her stopmotion fear 

Saved Dipper and Ford from the wizard

Dropped the debate to go save the kids 

Tried to help Dipper become a ladies man 

Went to check on Mabel to make sure she was okay 

Sacrificed his memories to save everyone 

Went into the multiverse to rescue Mabel 

Threw a party for the kids 

Let Soos Live his dream 

And was ready to punch the bus driver if he didn’t let Waddles on the bus 

And joined his brother on a boating adventure when he needed someone 

This man truly has a heart of gold <3

[yamabae]

ANNOUNCEMENT/PSA

I am re-hauling this blog! This is going to be a meme hub for my RP blogs instead of a personal. I AM NOT DELETING OLD POSTS CAUSE THAT WOULD BE A LOT MORE WORK THAN I WANNA GO THROUGH. But I am changing my URL and moving it to an old secondary account. I am doing a mass unfollow here and a mass refollow on my other account of all non-RP and inactive blogs. If I unfollow you and we’re currently working on RPs together LET ME KNOW. I am not going to intentionally unfollow you. I just REALLY need to streamline my RP experience here.

This has been a PSA.

[pannaani19]

Oh.

How’bout some stans to liten up the upcoming monday, huh?