No Grave Can Hold My Body Down I’ll Eat The Dirt

🐟 My name’s Lulu 🐟 🐟 she/her 🐟 🐟 20 🐟 Sup gang Profile pic by @bluebrrytea

[lulu-spooks]

Introduction pinned post kinda cuz I’m hella bored bruh (I’ll make a proper one at some point)

Hellooo I’m Lulu, pronouns she/her, I’m from the UK and I live in South Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

My lucky number is 7 for reasons you may ask about in my inbox if you wish

I post inconsistently and without organisation. This blog is therefore entirely nonnavigationable. Good luck.

I have one tag (#lulu blogs) which I use for just about every damn thing I write independently on here. Scroll through it for the wonders of my tired tired brain.

Don’t really have a DNI list but if you’re an asshole in my comments you’ll get ✨blocked✨

This will be edited and cleaned up as and when I get round to it. Toodles!

[glassshine]

[in-a-mellow-tone]

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

[in-a-mellow-tone]

[in-a-mellow-tone]

How high was I last night?

How much lamb stew did I want to make??

1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????

[beemovieerotica]

>960 cups beef broth >2 bay leaves

the unfathomable power of bay leaf

[pukicho]

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

[cykelops]

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[pukicho]

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

they shadowbanned me from finding real n true love

[diamondringsandgutterbones]

"get a job" "unemployed behaviour" okay but like. girl your ableism

[heating-element]

girl your abelism. girl your inexplicable capitalistic worldview. girl your view of labour productive for capital being directly tied to your worth as a person. but also really holy shit girl your abelism!

[joey-wheeler-official]

Pacing back and forth solemnly considering this offer

[santapau]

“Abyssal”, new Secret Knots comic.

[tesb]

The Force will be with you, always. HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!

[pokemonstadium2]

when i was a child for multiple halloweens in a row my costume of choice was “fancy lady” who was a character i invented who looked like this

[helenekuragina]

you cannot make a post about how men put women in certain boxes without someone going "but what if i love the box? what if i've decided that it's comfortable in the box? are you gonna tell me i'm not ALLOWED to like the box? not very feminist of you to police a woman's decisions... maybe you'd be less ugly and miserable if you stopped talking about the box LMFAO #Girlboss #MyBox<3"

[helenekuragina]

#and its like. 'what if ive decided its comfortable to be in the box' it is always going to be more comfortable to be in the box #they will reward you for staying in the box and punish you for trying to leave it #that doesnt mean the box is like. a good place to be — @butchfaith

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

suckin her cock welding style

[dinosaureleanor]

Hi. What does this mean?

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

uncomfortably hunched over in a way that hurts my back, fully clothed, and sweating out of both heat and nervousness that I'm going to fuck it up. and then it sprays all over me

[dinosaureleanor]

Very well, carry on

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[metaldinleyenpic0]

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

[belvanabean]

i wanna fuck and then die

[nationalparkcryptid]

cicadas the lot of you

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post