Mystic-Elves

Amaris • 23, into anime, video games, constantly listening to podcasts! • feel free to talk to me! But please be considerate and nice! Thank you!!!

[mothurs]

me: i hate boys boy: *slightly pays attention to me* me: 😩😩😍😍💦

[hazy-october]

[chewbacca]

He could put “you” at the end of that, and say “I know you.” The idea that these two people know each other, knew each other when they first saw each other. That they recognized each other from their future. Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[whitepeopletwitter]

[old-primavera-cerezos]

it would take 2.3 million years for Jeff Bezos to earn his $183.3b net worth working 24 hours a day at New Mexico’s $9/hr minimum wage.

[i-wear-the-cheese]

That’s 11.5 times longer than the human race has existed.

[splend-42]

Not long enough.

[endreal]

What if we gave it a twist? Rather than earning that amount of money, what if it was to save that amount while still paying bills and feeding himself?

[architeuthisducks-blog]

And since it IS hell, his car starts making a Noise about once a month.

[catcrumb]

[ryebreadgf]

you keep sending assassins to kill me but every single one falls in love with me

[iamoutofideas]

you’re too late spiderman I’ve already sucked all the dicks in new york

[whitepeopletwitter]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

oh you have adhd? name one

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

name one uhhhh

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

what was it

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

OH YEAH!

no

wait. 

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

right right right it was uh it was “name one time you handled criticism without crying”

[kingvamps-archive]

[id: gif of a hand snapping end id]

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]

[viostormcaller]

This kills me every single fucking time

[greeds]

strong stoic man with sad past: *adopts child*

me every single time:

[alwaysbewoke]

[alwaysbewoke]

never too early to start reblogging this

[missjonesie99]

^^^ well, Halloween candy was on shelves like 7/31 so this is right on time.

[spellbookbitch]

The middle right girl in the Asian one looks ready to throw hands I’m in love

[leigh-mccoy]

Please don’t wear sacred Native dress too

[slightmood]

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

[catasters]

[chewbacca]

Legally Blonde (2001), dir. Robert Luketic

[chris-evans]

my three daily moods

[chewbacca]

He could put “you” at the end of that, and say “I know you.” The idea that these two people know each other, knew each other when they first saw each other. That they recognized each other from their future. Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright