Once upon a midday bright
While I recovered from the previous night
From many a bottle of forgotten wine—
While I woke with headache glaring
Suddenly there came a blaring
As if some punk were done with caring
And messing with my motorbike
“‘Tis some other,” I muttered, “somebody else’s favorite Thumper,
Honking outside my apartment door
Only this and nothing more.”
Open here I flung the door, when, looking out I softly swore
For there perched a stately Raven on the bike I adore;
Clearly he simply didn’t care; unmoved by proximity or by stare
But, with a proud and stately bearing, perched upon my handlebars—
Perched upon my handlebars having ignored all other cars—
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
Then this ebony bird beguiling my anger slowly into smiling,
By the grim pissed-offedness of the countenance it wore,
“Though your feathers are old and faded, you, my friend, are clearly jaded,
“Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the woods next door—
"Tell me what your name is, Bro, you looking all hard core!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”