incorrect swanqueen (+ ouat) quotes but it's funny things my friends have said
Emma: *trying to speak Spanish and failing* Te... mestas... Belle: I'm sorry, WHAT? Emma: You'd understand if you spoke the language. Belle: If I SPOKE the LANGUAGE? That was like if you were trying to say "hi" in French and just went, "Bon jovi!" Emma: *cackling* BON JOVI- Regina: *from her office* Oh god. Why'd you have to do that? She's gonna be saying that for the next ten years. Emma: *still laughing* HOLY SHIT, FUCKING BON JOVI- Belle: Stop it, I think your wife is already mad at me! Regina: *from her office* I am.
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Snow: A haunted house??? I'll have a panic attack! Regina: Then don't go! Snow: Nooo, I wanna go. Regina: Then don't have a panic attack, forehead.
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Regina: Snow, what time are we leaving tomorrow? Snow: Me? Regina: No, I'm not talking to you.
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Regina: What would you do if I atrophied away right now? Emma: Does being atrophied cause you to, like, be dead? Regina: Yeah, I’d be dead. Emma: I mean, I’d be pretty bummed about it.
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Emma: Happy Pride Month! I'm allowed to commit crimes, and no one can stop me. David: *very concerned* I don't think that's how that works.
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Emma: *talking about at-home remedies for illness* Do you guys remember that thing with, like, those tubes that had the stuff inside and you'd just like… sniff it? Into your nose? *mimes inhaling something into one nostril* Regina: Emma?? Snow: Are you referring to… drugs? Emma: No! The- the tubes! And you sniff them! Hook: Right, and you use the credit card, and you line it up, and you inhale-
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Regina: *making the bed* *tosses the sheet too far to the other side* Damn it. Hey, Emma, grab a piece and throw it back! Emma: *grabbing the sheet* *shaking ass* Regina: The SHEET, Emma!