"does jumin han is gay?"

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Seven: Hey, you should run. Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.

Yoosung: Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?

Seven: I just forget stuff like a cool person

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Saeran: No, Robo-Cop. It's got everything I like. Gratuitous violence.

MC: Oh, I thought you were listing things.

Saeran: I was. I'm done.

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Jaehee: It'll cheer Jumin up. He'll be over the moon. He may even lean back in his chair and nod slightly.

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Zen: All right. Answer me this, Jumin. Can you tell me, with any certainty, that there isn’t intelligent life on other planets?

Jumin: At the moment, I’m not sure there’s intelligent life in this association.

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707: If you want to take Saeran, you’ll have to go through me.

MC: And me.

Rika: Is this a joke? I will not be threatened by you two.

MC: You don’t want to mess with us.

707: She’s a hair puller.

V: And you’re not just dealing with them.

707: You’re dealing with all of us.

Mary: Except me.

707: Except Mary.

Mary: I don’t care what happens.

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Jaehee: Feels like you're being a little harsh.

Jumin: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh, I'll turn it up.

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I've just gone through all of your posts.... Half an hour wasted, but it was worth it. You're amazing 💚

thank you, that’s so nice!!<3

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Therapist: Release all the bad things within you.

Saeran: *horrible screeching*

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Zen: Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.

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Jaehee: Then tell me again why the cat gets to ride shotgun.

Jumin: She gets carsick, and you know this. Do you want her to throw up again? Is that what you want?

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Jaehee, to Jumin: 3, 2, 1....and my shift is over. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!?

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Do you know who I think is the ugliest person in the RFA? Jumin. You know what I’d give him on a scale of one to ten, with one as the ugliest and ten as the prettiest? I’d give him… an 8… 8.5… or a 9… but not, NOT over a 9.8. Because there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. That’s why I’m holding out for a 10. Because I’m worth it.

Zen

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seven: We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman comes to your house and kills you. Technology is incredible.

saeran: what button

saeran: what fucking button

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Vanderwood: Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I get to kill something.

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“Look, I don’t like to throw around the word ‘butthead’ often. If you call everyone a butthead, it kind of loses its impact. But I can say without hesitation that V is being a real dick.”

- yoosung kim

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Read everything! Thank you for existing :3

thank you!!

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Saeran: Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

Seven: What are you bidding on?

Saeran: A table.