the absolute sketchiest way to get a boyfriend

Mystic Messenger quotes taken out of context (and occasionally bs made by me) Sometimes they're funny, sometimes they make you question your existence. mystic bitmoji

[itsmeohmyo]

►In which Unknown learns not to ‘Catphish’ IRL◀︎ [Cheritz’s spelling ;D]

An alternative ending 💞 and a blossoming romance feat 🍗 (this idea wouldn’t leave me alone haha!) *GETS SHOT BY UNKNOWN*

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Had to write an 8-page paper for a psych class where I make my best educated guess at diagnosing a fictional character with a mental illness.

I had so many choices.

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I have yet to see thicc Yoosung.

[mysticbitmoji]

saeran - YouTube

saeran - YouTube

I tend to always listen to lyrics and relate them to either my own life or whatever I’m into at the time. So, here is a collection of songs that made me think of Saeran and his development, as well as the development of his feelings toward MC as she got to know both him and Ray.

Anyways, as this is a playlist from Saeran’s perspective many of the songs’ lyrics are dark and/or violent (and there are some by a certain controversial, deceased artist that I may end up removing).

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Honestly, what kind of answer did you expect from the girl who downloaded a mysterious app, followed a stranger’s directions and broke into an apartment just to meet pretty boys?

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Petition to revive Vine with the raw, terrifying energy of the Mystic Messenger fandom.

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Welcome to The Absolute Sketchiest Way to Get a Boyfriend, featuring

💫 I Need An Adult aka I’m a motherflippin Starboy (you know Yoosung don’t say no bad words)

🍷 Fur Daddy Robot aka 50 shades of mommy issues (because I’ve lost count of how many times my dad has remarried)

🍺 Albino Narcissus aka Zenderella

🥀 Hot Topic Reject aka SoundCloud rapper name: saeran wRap

👽 Trap Extraordinaire aka I have crippling depression !

🐍 giving snakes a bad name aka Instant Ramen Hair

☀️ Shady Mint Boy aka blinded by the light

☕️ Coffee Mom aka please be gay

🚬 angery maid aka wannabe Tony Stark

with your host, MC No Eyes.

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I have reached a new level of procrastination in which I procreate while I procrastinate.

[yoosungiib]

So my mom recently downloaded Mystic Messenger, and—

I think she’s falling for Jumin. 🐱

[yoosungiib]

Guys, I’m dead. 😂😂😂

[alice-707other]

Natalie, I love your mom. Please tell her that.

[yoosungiib]

She says thank you in her own way, aha!~ 💗

[yoosungiib]

Guys— we were sitting outside McDonalds waiting for my dad to come out with the food, and no joke mom squeels, “Ouu! New Chatroom!”

Never been so proud of my mom, your grandma for that matter 😉

[yoosungiib]

She’s learning so fast, but— she’s breaking their hearts!!

Poor Jaehee! Also, this is apparently her favorite CG now:

It’s kinda funny because she has the iPhone X it cuts off the screen!

She says she is starting to take a liking with Zen, but she says he can also be too flirty~ I quote, “That’s your dads job, not his.”

Also, she doesn’t like the ponytail, poor baby.

[yoosungiib]

This keeps getting better and better!

[yoosungiib]

She’s getting very anxious to find out what route she is getting.

Yeah, we’re both staying up to find out, lolol!

[alice-707other]

PLEASE PLEASE!! NATALIE! I NEEDS TO KNOW THE ENDING TO THIS BEAUTIFUL TALE!! I NEEDS TO KNOW!!

[fealiniell-deactivated20191008]

A BLESSED POST. A GOOD STORY. I WANT TO KNOW WHOS ROUTE SHE HAS!!!

[fandomplethora]

REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE IT GOT BETTER.

[yoosungiib]

The moment you’ve all been waiting for… drum roll please.

She got…

YOOSUNG!!

She’s so happy and really excited~ I told her how Yoosung was technically my “first love” since he was my first route and favorite when I started.

Don’t worry, little petals, I’ll be keep you updated, that’s for sure! There is much more to come— THE STORY CONTINUES!

[alice-707other]

OMG!! YAY!!! 

[reifromrfa]

OMG @yoosungiib HELLO NATALIE’S MOM WELCOME TO THE FANDOM!!!! AHHHH THIS IS GLORIOUS!!!!!

[yoosungiib]

@alice-707 this is so exciting!! She’ll be protecting our smol boi first! ✨

@reifromrfa SHE SAYS HI BACK!!!! I’ve showed her all the messages in response to this, and others just sent - she’s so happy to see you guys think she’s cool, haha 😉 SHE SO HAPPY TO BE PART OF THIS FANDOM. AND THE GLORY CONTINUES!!!

^ first off, thanks. Sent a hella dramatic text about how much I was annoyed with lunch at school. Savageness was not appreciated.

She is really enjoying his route she says. And she loves all his CG’s (except Rika’s) because she thinks he’s cute.

She also… thinks he’s better as a brunette. I don’t really agree with that though.

But though she’s having fun, she still wishes she was with Jumin. She has saved up enough hourglasses - plans to go to him when she’s done with Yoosung, she says… whoop!

[jylcie]

THIS MOM, BLESS THIS MOM

[yoosungiib]

No real update on mum playin Yoosung’s Route (though she did pass the first branch and she thinks though Yoosung is lovable, he’s high maintenance) my mother sent me a screenshot of this:

And then… she sent me this:

And I kinda just died, she’s so cute 😚😍 and yes, that’s me across the table, and yes, I put a plate on another plate filled with mash potatoes.

Thank you guys for all the lovely comments to my mom!!! It makes not only me super happy, but her, and I thank you guys so much for that!! 💝

[yoosungiib]

“You don’t want hook up’s Natalie, you want boys who treat you the way Yoosung treats you~… like Rika.”

[holerydn]

I wonder how her reactions will be if she tries Saerans route

[yoosungiib]

My guess judging by my moms personality, it would be a little too intense for her and she’d be freaked out… however, I don’t think that means she won’t ever do it~ maybe just in awhile.

She had her heart set on doing Jumin’s Route now that she’s earned enough hourglasses - but she still needs to finish with Yoosung. She’s getting closer~

Click, boom 💥 and it happens. Cause no one else was in the room where is happens.

[lowest-of-trash]

YES! HAMILTON REFERENCE! BLESS THIS MOM! AND YES, THE HACKER ROOM IS THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS!

[yoosungiib]

Some good stuff been happening—

She met daddy!

It’s a roller coaster of emotions from here on, mum.

P R O T E C T

A F F E C T I O N A T E

I just found this so precious~ she drew a heart and everything. Sweet mummy~

[yoosungiib]

DOUBLE UPDATE because do you want to see something adorable?—

“He’s my next target!”

“I’ll be using this for special occasions— for instance, when you refuse to clean your bloody room.”

Guys I love her

[buni-nie]

THIS MOM IS A FRUIT FROM THE LORD’S MOST SACRED TREE

[tasemedaddy]

“Mr. Stark…. .… I don’t feel so good.. .. … . .…”

Saeyoung to Vanderwood after watching Infinity Wars

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707: “Welcome to bible study, we’re all children of Jesus.”

707: “KUMBAYAAAAAA MY LORD”

[mezzotamaki-deactivated20190103]

okay, so– hi! I used to run a blog called mintjihyun for Mystic Messenger, mostly for writing and posts about my issues with the fandom. About a month ago I deleted the blog due to a lack of interest.

However, I feel like I need to make one more post– this time to warn the fandom instead of criticizing it.

This will be under the cut, as what I want to say handles MAP/Pedophilia subject matter, and I wish that if this is a trigger for you that you either don’t read or send me an ask for a brief summary.

Keep reading

[mysticbitmoji]

Patron Saint of strong independent women everywhere.

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I had a little too much fun on Bitmoji so

Because of the positive feedback, I’m just gonna make an account for all the Bitmoji I made of the gang. It won’t really be an active account so much as just an archive where you can search the tags to find emoji of each character.

@mysticbitmoji

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I can’t stop.

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I tried my best to make the boys + baehee

(and the snake)

I really wanted to make Vanderwood, too, but there just wasn’t anything close enough to his hairstyle on Bitmoji.

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Is... is this the Hotel California?