Taser Daddy Vanderwood

A Vlog Dedicated to Vanderwood. Roleplay and all!

[tasemedaddy]

So uh this account became a graveyard. Should I start posting again??

[mysticmessengerspambot]

yaaaassss Vanderwood

[tasemedaddy]

"Mr. Stark. . .. .. . . I don't feel so good.. .. ... . .. . ."

Saeyoung to Vanderwood after watching Infinity Wars

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[xaldien]

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

[minotaursauce]

Yowch, disgusting.

[samuraiko]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[glory-of-hera-blog]

Always reblog this

[nygmobblepot-der-pool-deactivat]

If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend

[witchofthefuture]

IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.

If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.

If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.

[witchofthefuture]

Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.

Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.

I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.

[tarothy-deactivated20230301]

I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.

[happerbunny-deactivated20211002]

Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone

[smolkingofhell]

I’m a boy , and when i was younger I was sexually assaulted every damn day for three years by my younger step SISTER, So don’t go saying that ‘boys can’t be raped’ bull shit

[yviinfinite-deactivated20181014]

This is so important. That kinda shit can happen to everybody

[biyorozu]

Anybody can be raped, and anybody can be a rapist

[rwbyfans]

i am female but  ido care becsue it real and it happen and need to stuff  jsut as much as need for us woman

[tasemedaddy]

Vanderwood Ass Squad

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[tasemedaddy]

vanderwood got a sweet sweet ass

reblog if you agree.

[tasemedaddy]

N E E D S M O R E V A N D E R W O O D

•• i shall give you more vanderwood. imagine, if you would, a vanderwood lifting a saeyoung away from his desk so that he would get some damn sleep for once (it was totally so that he'd have more energy to get more work done. . . . totally.) ••

[stupidnoobofficial]

PSA

theres a new product by verzion called “hum” that allows your parents to track your car and places you go, if your parents are controlling like mine please check under your steering wheel to make sure that they havent installed this

[selfcarereminders]

here is what it looks like installed:

you can read more about it here, and here- this excerpt sums up what information Hum will send: 

“a car’s owner will be able to get notified on their phone when the vehicle leaves a pre-determined area or drives faster than a set speed… [Hum] will enable location tracking and a driving log, which measures travel times, engine idle times, and average speeds.” 

[misangremellama]

People in abusive relationships, please check your cars.

[misangremellama]

DO NOT TRY TO UNPLUG IT BY YOURSELF!

[tassiekitty]

To add to this nightmare, I’ve just heard of a thing called ForceField where people get to monitor and block internet sites that you’re going on if they don’t approve.

It tells the user what sites/apps you’re going on, for how long you’re on them, and WHERE YOU ARE ON AN UPDATING MAP.

So you know if you’re in an abusive household and use sites like tumblr to escape and talk to friends, you could be cut off from that.

They say “it’s not spyware” but it sure sounds controlling and creepy to me.

[lazygeckoknightintraining]

signalboost

[harpuiaa]

God. Fuck. That’s scary.

[everywitchway-deactivated201905]

Life 360 is another tracker. My parents have used it on me, not allowing me to delete it from my phone, and sometimes even demanding selfies to prove I was where the map said. (As if I’d go anywhere without my phone)

[beerune]

SpectorPro is another one. Afaik it can’t track location, but it takes screenshots roughly every 20sec to allow the installer to watch a video of your computer activity. It also tracks all keystrokes, so passwords aren’t safe, and records any website you visit + the duration. It’s incredibly creepy and a huge violation of privacy, and was one of the cornerstones of my abuse as a kid.

[sugarseros-deactivated20221026]

even if you’re not in an abusive relationship/family, please spread this because you might have just saved someone’s life

[tasemedaddy]

&&. my parents have life 360. and let me tell you. i am really scared. not only can the app detect where you are in a store, where you are in your home, what ride you're at on in a theme park, etc but i have a fear that someone else could see it and do things. i just want some privacy, and with apps like these, i get really fucking scared.

[thedaysoftheflowerblossoms]

♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you

♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you

⭐: I am a nonbinary person who has a crush on you

✂: Just delete your tumblr already

✌: You’re awesome

♡: I love your blog

❁: You’re beautiful

🌸: You’re attractive

✓: I hate you

☹: You’re ugly

☀: I want to fuck you

♬: I wish we were close

♧: I wish we were friends in real life

☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through

☮: You inspire me

☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that’d be great

✖: I would give you the greatest hug

★: I’m scared to talk to you but I think you’re great

∇: You’ve changed urls/icons so much that I don’t remember who you are

○: I don’t remember why I follow you

☄: I wish I could help you but I’m not sure how

✨: You’ve taught me things

⚓️: I wish you’d take better care of yourself

©: You’re a bit problematic

™: You’re a cinnamon roll

❄️: I cherish you

🌙: Please post more

💫: We don’t talk much but I wouldn’t mind being your friend

♪: You’re very talented

∀: I don’t understand you

[tasemedaddy]

&&. 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[tasemedaddy]

>.> trans!Vandy

&&. aaaaaaaaaa this is a severely underrated headcanon! i personally think vandy is a nonbinary but good on you!

[tasemedaddy]

send me your vanderwood headcanons

&&. sooo mod indigo is back! and i was wondering if anyone of you had some headcanons to share with moi relating to everyone's favorite maid and secret agent vanderwood!!!

[choisgirls]

Petition to have Saeyoung call Vanderwood daddy by mistake 👀

*slams pen on table* where do i sIGN

[shi7kat]

forgive me for butting in but, 

*Seconded!*

[choisgirls]

Thats like *counts on fingers* three signatures, make it happen cheritz

[tasemedaddy]

;; 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

;;Count me in!!

[mysticmessengerspambot]

maybe Vanderwood smuggled dildos and it was just never mentioned

[tasemedaddy]

((Shit, my cover has been blown.))

[brantongriffin]

Tumblr Texting Buddy Application.

Name: Where you are from: Timezone: Age: When I Can Text You: How Fast You Respond: Anything Else: Favorite kind of music: SEND APPLICATION TO MESSAGES

[hufflepuff-spidey]

DO THIS

[veryholland]

I’d love thissss!!

[infiniteshawn]

hit me up bitches

[tasemedaddy]

Like y'all should hit your bitch up. I got memes, pictures of my dog, etc.

[tasemedaddy]

Colored heart, Script, and megenta?

colored heart; Well my faovrite character has to be Vanderbae or Yoosung. I just love how Vanderwood is done with everyone and I relate to Yoosung the most.script; Honestly? More Vanderwood. How would he react to the R.F.A and Vice Versa??magenta;Mirabilis jalapa or Dracula Simia

[tasemedaddy]

My Take on Vanderwood's Past

Came from a not so rich but not so poor family

His father and mother used to work for the agency, but they left to raise Vanderbae

The Agency come around like "Fuck that." and they murder Vandy's parents.

Seeing the child, the Agency decided to use him for experiments.

He spent quite a few years growing up in the agency, getting used to lab and even considering it home.

They started testing him out by making him go on field missons.

Time went on, and Vanderbae became the taser bro we all know and love.

[mysticmessengerspambot]

i don’t know much… but I heard Vanderwood’s kinks may include wine bottles somehow.