friend
this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around
This needs to be turned into an animated movie IMMEDIATELY
Deer: Are you seeing this shit?
One Nice Bug Per Day
Doug Jones

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YOU ARE THE REASON
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Color Me Curious
Today's Document
Misplaced Lens Cap
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official daine visual archive

#extradirty
The Stonewall Inn

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friend
this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around
This needs to be turned into an animated movie IMMEDIATELY
Deer: Are you seeing this shit?
“What do you want to do when you grow up?”
“Swing on an adult swing.”
(Rome, Italy)
Has this been done yet
Bonus:
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i feel like we don’t pay enough attention to this exchange from the princess bride (1987)
new meme format
WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow – but the zoo’s residents had a blast.
Oh my GODD THE POLAR BEAR GOT SOME SNOW HE MUST FEEL SO REFRESHED
relatable seals at the end there
“Hey Joe! Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe look!!! It’s snow!”
I need more of this shit!
Those happy elephant sounds cleared my skin and watered my crops.
The polar bear “hell nahhhh. This ain’t that fake shit ! THIS AINT THAT FAKE SHIT. THIS THAT REAL SHIT!!!”
[Riding It Out] 2018
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My dad was in jail. My mom was hooked on sleeping pills and shit. We could be under the same roof for a month and not see each other. I remember one time I was like nine. Mom was awake, well, not exactly awake. But her eyes were open. And she sent me out in the middle of the night to get a movie. And I got super scared because I was alone in this super shitty town, and I ran back home because I was so afraid. But Mom had fallen back asleep and didn’t wake up for five days. She never cared if I went to school. I hardly got any education. I started drinking when I was twelve and never stopped. Then I moved on to drugs. It got bad. Then it got really bad. But I’ve been sober now for about a year. I’m working at a call center. My mind is clear and I know what I’m doing every day. And I’ve met a girl who’s really patient and wants the best for me. She’s nice. Like really, really nice. But instead of being grateful I’m like: ‘you’re too close now.’ Because all my shit is bubbling up again and I’m afraid of feeling stuff. But this time I want it to stop. I’m trying to accept her love, whatever that means, because honestly I don’t know what that means. But that’s what we’re working on. I know that I’m frustrating to be with. I’m not very open. I don’t give away my feelings and I don’t take any back. And I can’t say she’s OK with that, but she’s OK with it for now. I really hope she doesn’t get tired. She hasn’t yet. I don’t know, maybe she sees that I’m worth the wait or something.” (Barcelona, Spain)
The Umbrella Academy characters as John Mulaney quotes
Luther
Klaus
Diego
Number Five
Vanya
Allison
Ben
Reginald Hargreeves
Happy New Year everyone!
Coin
Walking and a hint of weed hits my nostrils
“I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says “Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.”
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Lewis Carroll,
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass (via coral)