Lost in the Woods

She/They 28yr tired goblin

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[lopkelepke]

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[idkitsartman]

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

[velinxi]

My Dungeon Crawler Carl tribute art!

[Prints here]

[dilfosaur]

oh yeah i made another black sapphire cookie (but more gijinka'd this time) print for my wonderbul friend mr barrett leddy you should go find him and make him sign it

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[sygol]

wow this place is a freakshow. i respect literally all of you people

[rslashrats]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[mothman-etd]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[awesomebutunpractical]

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

[raydowi]

Lapras is such a serene and pretty Pokemon, easily one of my faves 💙

[oneheadtoanother]

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[butt-berry]

Like if you think he should be allowed a sausage

[the-muppet-joker]

More like Kermit the SLUT put some CLOTHES on you saucy little PERVERT

[cali]

it felt so absolutely incredible