[mytears4ursmile]

He got h h f to t g I g fb

[petalsforarrmor-deactivated2024]

MY FAVORITE

[mytears4ursmile]

J-pouch help/permanent ileostomy

Anyone with a permanent ileostomy? Preferably after having a jpouch? Even better if it’s due to Crohn’s?

Having major issues with my Crohn’s. Constant fistula and abscesses. None have actually hit my pouch, but they are against the skin perianally and on my lady bits. I’ve had them drained so many times. I don’t think I can do it anymore.

Someone please tell me having a permanent ostomy will be fine. I’m not even worried about how it looks. I just had such a bad experience with my temporary ostomy (skin issues/leaks) that I shutter when I think about it. My brother actually has an ostomy but he’s skinny and has a flat stomach (I’m overweight with lots of rolls). I have watched him change his ostomy, seen his stoma, but when he goes to actually pull off his old one or lay the new one on my whole body goes into a panic.

I know an end ileo is easier than a temporary (which I had) but I don’t want to deal with skin issues and leaks. I have such anxiety about it. But I can’t live in pain where I can barely walk and stand because of abscesses. I want to get off of cipro (4+ years on it which definitely is gonna cause damage because it’s so strong).

Talk to me about the Barbie butt. How is that recovery too? How is the recovery for women? We still will be using the toilet to pee, so does it hurt?

Sorry to any of my non-Crohn’s followers.

[taylorswift]

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This week has been unforgettable. I love you guys. Thanks a million 😉 

[gettingsweptaways]

Listen Taylor your performances were obviously incredible and absolutely on point but we’re all very concerned that you didn’t get to play with the kitties they had for that one sketch

[taylorswift]

Don’t you everrrrr worry about that.

I found them. I petted them.

All is well in the universe.

[mytears4ursmile]

I love when you tell people you are on a host of medications for your Crohn’s disease and someone says, “You need a non-drug approach. My son, Tommy, has terrible stomach issues. We keep him off gluten, dairy, red dye 666, and away from all pet iguanas. He is doing amazing now!” Damnit Deborah, shut up! You think I haven’t tried taking different things away?! I prefer science to something you read in your ‘Free-Range Childrearing’ group on Facebook...

[allamericansbitch]

LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO

[multayplys]

seeing all the old taylor’s literally had me dead taylor took every fucking joke about her and turned it into satire and now she’s the one having the last laugh i love her so much

[longlivetaylor]

I ALWAYS GET THE LAST WOOOOOOOORD. WOAH OH OH OH oh WOAHOHOH

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[intangible-rice]

When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal

[lingering-spirit]

this actually happened to me during my math final and i didn’t think anything of it and when i was later admitted to the hospital my math prof was asking me ‘you didn’t have to take the final! why didn’t you tell me it hurt?!?!’ and i told him i’ve had cramps worse.

he gave me 100

[kadenonio]

This is actually an extremely common occurrence simply because in sex ed they don’t teach you how to tell the difference between menstrual cramps and other more serious pains. The way to tell the difference between cramps and appendicitis is that while menstrual cramps are generalized toward the middle of the stomach below the belly button, pain from a swollen or burst appendix will start in the middle of the stomach and relocate to only the lower right side, even lower than menstrual cramps, and is a very localized pain. It also comes on extremely suddenly and will worsen over time or when you make a sudden movement, like a cough or a sneeze.

Basically, if you’re feeling any sort of pain, even if it’s menstrual cramps, don’t hesitate to tell the school nurse or a parent, or if you’re out of school and home even make a doctor’s appointment. Chances are if your cramps are that bad there’s something they can do to improve that as well.

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

I am boosting the shit out of that reply, because I am twenty-fucking-five years old and did not know how to tell the two pains apart

[teacupdream]

Adding another diagnostic tool! This is something we use in the ER called the rebound test. Basically, appendicitis and cramps react differently to certain things. If you’re still not sure if you have cramps or appendicitis, take two fingers and press them into your abdomen where the pain is (try repeating this on the lower right quadrant of the abdomen just to be sure.)

When you press in firmly, it will probably hurt. Here’s the test: LET GO. Does it get better or get worse? Appendicitis will immediately hurt worse when you let go. Cramps will not. Go to the ER if the rebound test makes it worse!

[rainbowrowell]

THE REBOUND TEST IS REALLY IMPORTANT.

My husband got sent home from the ER with a rupturing appendix. When he came back and was rushed into surgery, the surgeon was super angry – “Why didn’t anyone do the rebound test?!”

[deinde-prandium]

All great info, but there is another lesson to be learned here: if you’re in major pain, it’s probably important - so don’t let anyone tell you it’s not. There is a documented pattern of women who go to the ER with complaints of pain being dismissed as overreacting…when in reality women have an incredibly high tolerance for pain, to the point that some don’t even realize exactly how serious their condition is. These stories only serve to illustrate this point.

[allthyvexations]

Reblog to literally save a life.

[tvylxrrr]

Every time I see this..

[benn-bros-and-hockey-hoes]

^the women have a high pain tolerance thing…my orthopedic surgeon, the first day I met him laid me down and messed with my shoulder. At this point I had been told by doctors and another orthopedic surgeon I was overreacting and making my pain up…for months. There were days I missed class because I couldn’t get dressed. Anyways, he laid me down and messed with my shoulder. When he was done he helped me sit up, and went and sat down across the room from me. He looked me dead in the eye and said “I just dislocated your shoulder, put it back in, and you didn’t flinch. You needed surgery four months ago.” He was pissed. Seriously, don’t take major pains lightly, in the abdomen or otherwise.

[mu-neutrino-deactivated20200531]

Holy shit. Reblog to save a life.

[weloveshortvideos]

[jathis]

I love how happy the puppy is as the kitten comes to visit

[helvetillinen-helluntai]

Delete this website and only leave this behind

[whitmerule]

This would be so much easier if you’d stop trying to kiss me and just let me HOP DOWN, Fred.

[ts1989fanatic]

This is so cute

[voxeterna1]

So ,I’m a music teacher and every year we have what are called “walk through observations”. Basically, this means that 4 times a year the principal or vice principal comes into my class to assess my teaching. Fine. Sure. No problem. Well, today I was doing an activity with my 1st graders called “Musical Groceries”. Basically, they make up a fake shopping list and then together we figure out what the rhythm of the words on the list is. To do that, a small group of students plays the beat on the conga drum while the rest of the students move around the room while chanting the word. It sounds weird but it’s a great way for the kids to figure out the relationship between syllables and rhythm. They quickly get bored of walking the rhythm so I let them come up with their own ways of moving around the room.( skipping, hopping, etc) One student suggested they hop around the room like frogs, way down low to the ground. Okay fine. Or it was fine until my vice principal walked in to do my observation only to find 20 seven year olds hopping around the room like a hoard of little hob-goblins, rhythmically chanting “BREAD! BREAD! BREAD!” while five other kids played ominous beats in a drum circle. I have never seen anyone look so confused in my life and I really don’t want to know the rating I got on my observation.

[lady11tea]

sometimes i forget julie andrews is not actually royalty like i’ll be thinking ‘i wonder what julie andrews is up to rn’ and i’ll be like ‘oh probably queen stuff idk’

[stacylambe]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

[mytears4ursmile]

The exact look my friend and I had on a recent roadtrip.

I went on an 8 hour roadtrip with my mom and friend to visit my brother up at school for a competition. We stopped at a Lowes Home improvement store to use the restroom. The restroom is in the back of the store. My mom finished and said she'd meet us outside the bathroom (my friend and I are grown adults.) We walk out not even 2 minutes later. My mom is no where to be found. My friend and I are calling out 'mom!' And tried calling her cell phone. We looked up and down the surrounding aisles. Nothing. No answer. We walk to the front of the store thinking maybe she went out to the car. The entire time we were walking we were joking that it would be funny if she left us there 200 miles from home. The car was there so we walked to the back of the store again. Out from the aisles where we had looked is my mom. She swore she was in the aisle over the entire time looking at carpets for the house...okay sure mom.

[3go]

i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip

[soundssimpleright]

The feedback bit is inspired.

[entertainmentweekly]

This is a deep The Office reference and we are here for it.

[khaleesa]

A Parks and Rec revival called Parks and Rebellion in which Leslie Knope wages war against the Trump administration via all the national park Twitter accounts.