Everything Isn't That Much-

Just me, ranting- a lot...

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OCTOBER 24TH

Okay so I preordered the book like- a year ago, so yeah I'm getting it today, IM SO EXCITED! no spoilers :)

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New name

I was planning on posting art here but now I'm doing theories and just talking, so, help me pick a new name. (p.s. I'm horrible at making account names so bear with me

What name?!

myth_reads

evajacks_theorist

ww_nerd

or all of these are terrible and I need to get creative

Voting ended onSep 22, 2023

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When I get popular enough I'll have to make a poll for follower names, anyways, EVAJACKS!

Mk I did some research last night!

By research I mean I reread ouabh, and here's some stuff I found.

On something, I can't remember what, it was really late, there were images, or carvings, or something (I'm so sorry *sob*) and there were a lot of carvings I haven't linked to things cuz this is half baked and not really a theory idk I'll come up with something as I type. Anyway, some of said carvings were recognizable, like the arrow and the fox, and others I had to think about. There's a star-shaped key, either representing the key needed to open the vault OR the key that Scarlet had, there's a wolf with a crown, I just thought of Wolfric Valor, who is Chaos's father. And in the same book, everyone was saying that Evangeline looked like "The princess" and I think that either her mother was a princess or something, as it would make sense that she looked like "the princess", they're saying she looks like Aurora cuz Aurora was a princess, I'm not very sure what she looks like, or, they're saying she looked like the last key, which makes the most sense as the last key would have been a princess, "peasant to princess or whatever". And I took notes but I'm too lazy to get them so I'll just have to post more later.

psst, that one jacks x reader fanfiction I started might be getting a part two, as it did get oNeE like, therefore I feel the need to make a part two

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I love how Jude never was all “i need to fix him” she was just like “I’m going to make his problems worse lol he started it.”

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Cardan: I’m not even gonna try to fix her I just wanna watch whatever fucked up thing she does next

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It's giving:

Evangeline: You said you wouldn't kill anybody!

Jacks: No, you said I wouldn't kill anybody

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I slay :)

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Yummi Guy (These Infinite Threads)

I apologize in advance

Okay so like hear me out.

As I was reading These Infinite Threads I kept thinking, wow, they're so cute together, and that's normal, but then my brain was like "iF sHe DoEsN'T kIsS HiM I wILL!" and that's a problem because I do not think anyone else thinks Cyrus is yummi, but the way he talked made me like- bite my hand to stop myself from cackling because it was the middle of the night and if you heard cackling in the middle of the night, you would be scared.

so yArR

Also I'm taking requests for book theories or book discussions, as I've read a lot of books, here are some in case you see any you want to request, if not, shoot me a message\comment and I'll get to explaining/writing book theories.

Books: Ouabh\Tbona\Acftl (I have theories on Acftl)

This Woven Kingdom

Crescent City

From Blood and Ash

Acotar

Throne of Glass

Divergent

The Inheritance Games

Cinder

The whole Caraval series

AND MORE!

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I have absolutely NO IDEA what you're saying and I would love some proper English or some explaining, ty! <3

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reblog this and put in the tags what phases u went through

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reblog with the last song you listened to in the tags

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As a Will Wood fan...

Mkay so not a normal Will Wood fan

So to begin I'd like to say I have an entire playlist just for Will Wood, I mean all of his songs, even songs that he only played the instrument in, even Alma Mater, it's like it's obsessive.

But it's not.

But it is-

Okay so I've been listening to him for about a year, I know all the words to every song, even the explicit ones (hacker skills -3-) that are blocked for me.

And this has become a very unsafe obsession, I've learned how to play some of his songs on the piano, and I spend my free time looking at Will Wood memes, ranting about Will Wood, and trying my best to binge Life In the World to Come.

This is NOT HEALTHY.

The first page in my sketchbook is just DRAWINGS OF HIS ALBUMS. I quote his music everywhere and make references every chance I get, my friends and family are beginning to get annoyed.

When I found out he was taking a break and wouldn't be concerting nearby me I collapsed with steven-johnson syndrome on the ER floor (I swear, I'm so fucking sorry- OH THERE I GO AGAIN-) and now I'm just some bipolar blob hoping that Will Wood reads this cuz hElL yEaH I wAnNa tALk tO hIm sO BaDLy.

Honestly though imagine a conversation with Will Wood...

ANYWAYS I'M GETTING OFF TOPIC.

I'm obsessive and my therapist never called me back and I hope that I'm still alive by the time Willy finds this.

*sobs in unhealthiness*

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HAR HAR HAR!

Hi there people who don't follow me, I've decided I want to write FANFICTION because I'm BORED

or reader x whatever character

so message me a request and I'll write it as quick as possible. It can be literally anything, I'm so bored.

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ALIRGHTY MY EVAJACKS FANS!

Here's all of my evidence -3-

Ouabh: Why would he be her biggest heartbreak when he doesn't often get the chance to break her heart, the apple tasted like jacks, the church smelled like jacks, she heard jacks in her head, Jacks was in all of her senses at this point, not going to wonder why she knows what Jacks tastes like *smirkity smirk*, also, I'v mentioned most of these before, PEN THING, Eva used a pen and basically drew her and her lover (jAcKs) together. It's also seen that Jacks wants what's best for her, he helps her when she needs it, even when she thinks his help is most definitely immoral. Also, when you get vampire venom it heightens your emotions... *smirkity smirk smirk*

Tbona: She leaves out a letter for herself telling herself NOT to fall in love with Jacks, I will tap in on this later, again, vampire venom, Jacks carried her while he swam to the beach and said "I will not let you die", he then proceeded to carry her across the rocks because he didn't want to hurt her, Jacks called Eva love and healed her (and took her clothes off) while she was in pain, he took her to a place that was painful for him just to help her. It's said somewhere in the book that the stone doesn't affect Jacks, but it was pretty suspicious how he and Eva were acting under the "influence" of the mirth stone, there's the whole "nothing is of equal value to me" and the thing that was of equal value to him was her memories of him, her loving him, which is sad and adorable.

Acftl theories: Eva wrote a letter to herself telling herself not to fall in love with him and left it in her room at the castle where Apollo took her after erasing her memories. There's also the whole phoenix tree thing and I believe that when all the leaves fall or something his kiss will be deadly forever. Plus Little Fox, she loved the nickname and stuff so I think that hearing the nickname would bring her back.

"Remember Little Fox."

(There's more I'm just lazy.)

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art n' shit

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Any theories I'm missing or do you have questions about OUABH or TBONA

Like if you want evidence to confirm your theories just ask, I've read these books thousands of times, I have no life

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Jacks x Reader

Jacks x Reader, The Prince of Hearts x Reader, because who doesn't love him?!?! Reader is female but I'll be using You\Your\You're and such. World where Eva does not exist, ooh brainstorming I might make YOU the key, but you're more aware of what you can do... oh yeah that's good!

Warnings: 18+ probably, I might be a bit suggestive, who knows, mentions of weapons and blood and such.

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You had heard of the Prince of Hearts' church, and in your personal opinion, he was maybe second place in line for being your favorite fate, the doors in front of you beckoned you, they practically called your name, begging you to unlock them and walk through them, but at the same time, promising you that if you did walk in, your life would change, forever.

You stabbed your finger with the knife in your pocket as you pressed it to the door, ever since you were six, or maybe longer, six was just when you figured it out, you'd been able to unlock things, doors, locked drawers, possibly more, but you didn't test it out in public often, except for now.

Walking in, you heard horrible ripping that caused your toes to curl in your boots, as certain noises bothered you greatly, you turned to someone in the corner tearing their clothing to shreds.

"How pathetic." you muttered under your breath, and by the way they jolted slightly, you could tell that they heard you, whomever it was wasn't showing any other signs that they heard you though, "Didn't know the oh so special Prince of Hearts had strippers."

At your words the room felt colder, making fun of a fate probably wasn't the best idea, especially in his church.

Walking towards the alter surrounded with statues of the prince, you couldn't help but laugh at how self centered it seemed.

"Blood for a Prayer," a sign read, you sighed and cursed the overdramatic fates as you stabbed your finger.

"Dear almighty, oh-so-powerful, amazing Prince of Hearts." you began sarcastically, "I'm here because my parents are dead and my life is pathetic and so are you so you must understand my situation...." with a pause you thought for a moment.

(Yeah so I'm twisting it up just a teensy bit"

"I pulled your card first. Every goddamn time, so I thought I was destined for unrequited love and whatnot. Honestly, I'm okay with that, I've never really been in love before, so I want to stop the person who loves me, he's- he's amazing, but I don't have the heart to tell him that I don't... love him like that. I need your help, I heard of your ability to- control emotions or do whatever. I need you to make him stop loving me." Your fists curled at your side and when nothing happened, when nothing felt different or more magical, you let out a frustrated breath, "Why am I not surprised." you growled, turning around, your growl turned into a cry as you nearly ran into a stranger, you moved your fist to punch him in the jaw, he mearly caught it with a chuckle. "I don't think you want to do that to the almighty, oh-so-powerful, amazing Prince of Hearts." he said with a grin before releasing your wrist as you stumbled away.

You had made a huge mistake.

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Comment for more, I couldn't finish, but hey, cLiFfHanGer

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Oh my gosh

The scene where he says something around "I didn't know you were afraid of apples" is going to kill me because she's going turn around in confusion and that's when Jacks is going to figure out "oMg sHe DoEsN'T rEmEMBeR meEeE" and I can't WAIT because THAT'S when it's confirmed confirmed that he loves her.

It's already confirmed but I NEED HIM TO SAY IT!

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EVAJACKS?!!?!?!

Okay so basically, me and my friend figured out that OUABH is a spinoff thing of Beauty and the Beast.

Remember the rose in the book? Remember the tree on the cover? We've (I've) decided that it must be like a countdown like the rose, and the only way to break the curse in Beauty and the Beast is true love's kiss, well Tella never loved Jacks she just liked making out with him to take her pain away, but EVANGELINE on the other hand...

I think that the "Pheonix Tree" is a countdown to when Jacks' kiss will become deadly PERMANENTLY, as it most likely was not a side-effect of the fate stuff, I honestly think Aurora cast it on him because he didn't love her and probably didn't kiss her so she was angry and cast a spell or something.

SO YAH

Also in TBONA when Eva ate an apple that was theorized to taste like true love she tasted jAcKsS And we all know when she smelled her biggest heartbreak she also smelled jacks.

And when she used that pen that shows your future, she drew two people, her, and her lover, sitting together on a dock with their foreheads pressed together.

THIS SHIP IS HAPPENING!!!!