Ah, chimkin nunget

~ Ren, 23, he/him ~ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[timemachineyeah]

Spirit Animal is racist.

Patronus was invented by a transphobe.

I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.

[lordgolden]

I don’t like those TikTok vids that are just people reading tumblr posts why r u spying on us come wallow in the mud like the rest of us

[lordgolden]

It’s like we’re gnawing at the bars of the enclosure and they’re tapping on the glass and throwing peanuts

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

i cant think of the fact that humans send messages saying ’where are you? who are you?’ from earth to the giant and empty space all around us for too long because it makes me cry so hard and feel so human and lonely

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

things that humans have sent to space as a friendly gesture that make me cry my eyes out:

- whale songs

- sounds of footsteps, laughter and a kiss

- an hour-long recording of the brainwaves of someone who was, among other thoughts, thinking about what it is like to fall in love

- an illustration of two people holding hands

- so many sentences in almost 60 languages, including these: ’Friends of space, how are you all? Have you eaten yet? Come visit us if you have time.’ ’Greetings from a computer programmer in a small university town on planet Earth.’ ’Are you well?’ ’We are happy here and you be happy there.’ ’How's everyone? We all very much wish to meet you, if you're free please come and visit.’ ’Wishing you happiness, health and many years.’ ’Welcome home. It is a pleasure to receive you.’

[papasmoke]

so the new wonder woman movie is black hawk down levels of racist that’s fun

[papasmoke]

🥴

[papasmoke]

[internetwes]

there’s also all of this

[butchflirt]

[tamamita]

Fuck Gal Gadot

[blackarachnya]

(guy who doesnt know what snow is) babe come look outside there’s cum everywhere!

[theindestructiblelittlemy]

is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

[randomslasher]

This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism. 

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

[veeranger]

happy 10 years to the only comic

[veeranger]

kids these days dont even know the cake is a lie anymore.

[hexmaniacmareen]

can you imagine being THIS cool

[owowatsdiss]

Context.

[safitheartist]

WHY IS THE CONTEX EVEN BETTER?!

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

reincarnated roman emperor

[garrettauthor]

Goals tbh

[thursday]

[avery-universe-deactivated20150]

oh my fucking god

[marlinspirkhall]

I explained what a himbo was to my dad yesterday.

Dad: (nodding) The man from the ghostbusters reboot

[marlinspirkhall]

We watched this film exactly once, 4 years ago, and all my dad retained was that Kevin was a himbo. Respect.

[yehudah]

this is how people look talking about mads mikkelsen

[virgincore-deactivated20201223]

Women’s ability to be attracted to ordinary looking people is literally my only hope, pls be nice

[yehudah]

okay user virgincore

[endorphinmachine]

he's dead...

[yehudah]

[shelgon]

I get a lot of feelings from these scenes!  

[jimfear138]

WHOA, HOLD UP, WHAT?!

[wandering-scarecrow]

Yeah, Oak was the kid in the Celebi movie.

[yay855]

Meaning that he also probably had more pokemon available when Ash first started his journey, but he deliberately tricked Ash into accepting a rowdy and untamed pikachu because that was Ash’s partner back during their adventure together.

[real-jaune-isms]

We stan

Samuel Oak

[feanor-the-dragon]

That means his verbal savagery toward Ash early on was friendship, which puts a whole different spin on it.

[depsidase]

[devertigozation]

[humming-fly]

this post had such strong ling vibes i had to draw it immediately 

[humming-fly]

#OP#OP YOU REALIZE THAT#THERE ARE NO YAMS#THE YAMS ARE BOMBS OP#THE OG SCREENSHOTS ARE FROM#JAPAN SINKS 2020

excellent news everyone it’s even more in-character than i thought 

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

god dashcon was so fucking incredible. like i know everyone remembers the ballpit and stuff but i don’t think everyone remembers how they didn’t pay the bill for the hotel so they gathered everyone in a big room and begged for $17k. and then everyone did the three fingers thing from hunger games

[gingerblivet]

I recently found some of my DashCon memorabilia, really brought me back to that email about getting an extra hour in the ball pit.

[officialbabymetal]

[sirlorence-deactivated20251220]

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

Crop top that says "met god," with singe marks around the bottom edge implying it used to be a full t shirt with additional text

[dipterrah]