Enjoy The Shit Show

My little corner of the internet where i put anything and everything without considering the consequences later.

[c-bassmeow]

[bamacam]

If I die I’m sorry for your loss

[andrewbelami]

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[myfirstname]

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[jawbone-the-tenth]

Hey, if we’re mutuals don’t forget that:

You can ask for my Skype

You can ask for my Steam

You can ask for my Discord

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

 You can kill me in one hit

[aboutmusicandbands]

me listening to music is like

*shuffle play*

*skip*

*skip*

*skip*

*listen to half a song then skip*

*skip*

*queu a song*

*listen to the same song 5 times*

*skip*

*skip*

*skip*

[apricotcrayon]

when bae is super cute and keeps making you laugh but you remember what he did on april 17th at 3:43pm

[mythoughtsfromoceans-blog]

Hi.

My name is Claire fromthebonappetittestkitchen

[mythoughtsfromoceans-blog]

Anyone know where i can get pride flags and pins relatively cheap in the UK? Thank u

Specifically the rainbow flag, trans flag & bisexual flag (and their pins) thank u

[duplicatable]

girl are you trash because i want to take you out

[angeldelatierra-deactivated2016]

*holds a baby carrot like a cigarette* I’m just….. over it, you know?

[errantharlot-deactivated2018090]

I was born in the wrong generation, take me back to the paleoarchean era. I want to be insentient. I want to be bacteria

[dracosmalfovs]

once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’ 

[jodiefoster]

you know when you realize and you just.. Realize

[monicam]

my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)

carpeted kitchen

[coltre]

me: *is a living train wreck*  yaaas!!! stay hydrated guys! life is so beautiful we are all beautiful always smile at strangers and eat healthy :)

[avvrice]

parents be like you can’t imagine how hard it is for us to deal with your mental illness

[avvrice]

parents be like *annoyed sigh* you’re suicidal again? really?

[justlookatthosesausages]

Member of the “Sorry, I didn’t hear what you just told me, because there are those two people talking 5 meters away, a child crying on the opposite sidewalk, and 3 cars passing by, on all of which my brain focused and put at equal volume in my ear instead of politely putting your sound first” squad