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the risk I took was calculated. But man, am I bad at maths.

[weedjoke420-blog]

*looks in the mirror* tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate: 8.9.

[incorrectwutheringheightsquotes]

Emily Bronte: Pulls no punches in describing how abusive Isabella and Heathcliff’s marriage is spending chapters on it, describes Heathcliff’s abuse from the point of view of his victims and bystanders but never his, makes Heathcliff less attractive than Edgar (YES), has pages of Heathcliff gloating about his evil plans to Nelly like a moustache twirling villain, has almost all characters (including the narrators) dislike him and call him “devil”, “demon”, “villain” and variations, describes how Heathcliff beats Younger Cathy in detail, has him use misogynistic slurs like “slut” when he talks about his wife and daughter-in-law, shows how Linton is scared of his dad and has Heathcliff not call a doctor while Linton is dying because “his life is not worth a farthing”, ends her book with Heathcliff dying and Hareton and Younger Cathy living happily ever after.

Some douche who lacks basic reading comprehension: How is Heathcliff even a romantic hero? Emily Bronte romanticized abuse! Anne Bronte all the way!

[straightboyfriend]

[swordsdance-deactivated20191029]

good morning lesbians and good night lesbians who live where it’s nighttime right now

[murallamuerta]

[90scartoons]

[mymanyfandoms-blog]

[westmansion]

[joshpeck]

our king

[tamamita]

socks

[hungwy]

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

[tamamita]

socks

[hungwy]

make your own post

[latenights]

you never gotta worry about me cheating on you.. I might eat something that was yours but that’s about it

[poovellamkettuppar]

*seductively slips into existential melancholy*

[oak23]

Mattel: Barbie has had numerous careers over the years

Me: but not…. Assassin

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

barbies definitely been an asassin. she just doesnt tell people so she can keep her friends safe

[zennim]

what kind of profession allows and demand the changing to multiple careers? barbie have always been an assassin, all other jobs were just cover and disguises 

[oak23]

Y'all are right. It explains why Jem and Bratz are dead.

[illumahottie]

Someone please call @911

[teathattast]

@herrington666 as requested 😁😁😁sent by @coolcatgroup

[yeehawhaw-deactivated20190112]

ah, the characters of the great classical musical les mis

jon mcjohn

javelin hair

baguette

mario pottery

fainting

epoch 9

en jollibee

wand hair

gavel rock

ten hard deers

coffee rack

[pagetbrewstar]

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

[slowheart]

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u