Personal Tinder Stories

This is just a place where I can keep track of my tinder experiences. I’ve been on tinder since July 2018 and these are my stories *plays law and order:svu theme song*

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Delta

Delta had bedroom eyes like you couldn’t believe it. They were bluer than the sky and ocean combined. He was very passionate and loved to take things slow. He’d undress me and caress me and it felt so weird because I was use to that. He loved sucking on my breast, could have been some mommy issues he still had to work out. When it came to sex he never lasted very long which for what it was it wasn’t a big deal. The only weird thing was he wouldn’t eat me out. He told me that it was because he only like a specific type of pussy????? Apparently one of his ex gfs had that specific type which was very weird and they way that it came into conversation was so fucking weird. He eventually became way to comfortable and started talking to me about other girls and how he still wasn’t over his ex. It was all very weird and a bit too much for me so I just dropped him. He still send nudes every once in awhile even though I told him I have a boyfriend.

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Charlie

Not his actual name just the order of objectives lol. So first time I met Charlie he came to get me and we agreed on a friends with benefits type of thing. I gave him bomb ass head and he came with in a few minutes. He’s not a great kisser but I get around that. I ended up giving him head again after that bc that kid can gooooo. I think I gave him head for about an hour. I was leaning over the console and I woke up the next day with a bruise on my arm and rib. Then we just talked for a bit and he took me home. We did that a few more times since he was always down. Only shitty thing with him is that we haven’t had sex and he’s got a pretty big dick so I’m tryna see what he can do ya know.

There was this one time where he came over my house and I made him cum 3 times which was fucking lit. And he just stayed for while and we talked and watched the office. It was weird because I wasn’t expecting that from him, I thought he would just leave after and that would be that. He also hasn’t lost interest since he’s been asking to hang out all week but I’m just not in the mood to give head lately. But he’s nice and has beautiful blue eyes and chubby cheeks and he’s very tall. I don’t think I could see us ever hanging out outside of this kind of relationship

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Beta

Beta was one of the worst hooks up ever. So I’ll keep this short since it was shitty. Beta hit me up literally that night and asked if I wanted to smoke so I was like okay that’s cool. He drove to my house and we got into my car and I got hella fucking smacked, SO SMACKED that I got lost in my own neighborhood. Then we tried to fuck in my car but I didn’t know where to go and it was just terrible so we get in his car and I forgot the condom in my car. It was literally just a disaster. And then that was that. I got out went home and literally unmatched right away. At least I got to smoke some good ass weed.

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The first one

So we can call him alpha. He is a friend of a friend. He was the first one to get over the fear of having sex with someone I don’t know. I was too afraid of meeting someone from tinder so they thought that he would be a safe bet. Plus he hadn’t had sex in awhile so it worked for both of us. We met that Friday night and had sex in my car. It was nice to just be with someone after so long.

After that we just kept meeting up to have sex and one day he just ended up staying at my house and we just laid in bed all day. It was weird because I had done that in a while so we just talked and watched tv and then we had sex again. I think after that he realized that he didn’t want that because I had asked to hang out to just watch a movie and he never answered. He then texted me a week later to tell me that this isn’t what he wanted and that he didn’t know how to tell me. So that was the end of that and I was lowkey kinda mad bc at that point I hadn’t established a fwb with anyone else. But that’s the end of that and I haven’t seen him since.

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So let’s start from the beginning

I joined tinder in July after a weird “after the break up friends” argument went down. I had only had that one sexual partner and I was like fuck it I wanna experience other people. I always thought that that would be me. Someone who would get with a lot of people but it turns out I’m hella shy and too awkward to approach anyone for that.

So getting back to the point, I joined and just started swiping on everyone I thought was cute which was a lot of people. I didnt actually meet up with anyone for awhile because I was sooooo nervous but that’s where my friends come in. They introduced me to someone they knew and we agreed that we would just have sex so that I could get over this fear. And that’s exactly what we did. In my car in my neighborhood very late at night.

So this is where this ends so that I can make another post about the first one.

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So let me introduce myself

My name is J! I’m a female from New York. This is a place for me to vent and just relive my time on tinder. Every story is my personal experience and is told through my view of how it went down.

Every name will be changed so that incase any of those people find this they hopefully won’t know that I’m talking about them. I will also add a hashtag just for my sake of remembering who I’m actually talking about.

This is more of a personal blog just for me but I guess for anyone who follows me and wants to keep up here ya go!!