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please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

negamewtwo

PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON

feralkwe-deactivated20210912

OH MY GOD

candiikismet

I’m on the FLOOR!

darklongoftheshoe

fiirelords

gif request meme → most heartbreaking moment

↳ requested by @elizalbetholsen

nebulanoxx

I will forever say that this is one of Daniel Radcliffe’s BEST scenes. That look of sheer heartbreak and loss on his face is what really made an already-emotional scene that much more gut-wrenching.

folkstellar

In school, if you make a mistake you can just try again tomorrow, but out there, when you’re a second away from being murdered or watching a friend die right before your eyes… you don’t know what that’s like.

hogwartshousesnet

Teddy Lupin + Claude Monet

by @minervamcgee

inferioristtx

sesh

miniangel

what’s the mood tonite

android1000

meanplastic

me providing entertainment in the nuclear bunker when WW3 starts

thisiswhatmylifeamountsto

romeo and juliet where everything is the same but the montagues wear crocs and the capulets wear uggs and thats why they have a feud

dumbassbiinlove

Then what does mercutio wear?? 🤔🤔

jewishusnavi-restarted

brolokhov

english major here! just wanted to pop in and say that this is actually a valid interpretation of the story and in shakespeare’s time footwear was indicative to one’s house, so Mercurio wearing a mashup of crocs and uggs is accurate in terms of im just kidding but that sounds like something someone on here would say doesn’t it lol

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i show up to the party in these. everyone loves me

spawkward

me normally: fuck capitalism.. it’s a rigged system that keeps us poor and subjugated and it isn’t fair… you shouldn’t need to work 3 jobs to afford basic necessities the people at the top couldn’t even spend that money in five lifetimes

me playing monopoly: sorry sweaty if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor :)

kaijuno

self care is drinking 5 gatorades and supercharging your electrolytes to fight god in a walmart bathroom

leedsandlarry

i just heard the most intense scream in my kitchen so i got up to see what was wrong and my 11 year old sister was on the floor cuddling a bag of potato chips and i said dude whats wrong and she yelled ”THEYRE STALE. WHY DOES THE WOLRD HATE ME? I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS”

leedsandlarry