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i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

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Comfypasta

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thepowerwithin

Regardless of the amount of time it’s taken me to get to where I am now, I still appreciate myself.

Nicole Addison

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fangirlsovertoomanythings

Sherlock Holmes is a polyglot, and therefore we as a fandom should make him fuck up the English language more often I believe

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"Watson, I'll buy a letter mark. Don't wait for me."

"You mean a stamp?"

Was thinking with his German synapsis "Oh, yes!"

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Everytime he says a french expression, it's not him showing off. He just genuinely forgot English had the expression "kill two birds" so he said "turn one rock into two strokes" or whatever coup means in this example

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"Watson, how do you call that... that round fork?"

"You mean spoon?"