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[barry-edit-this-out]

One of my favorite memories of working at Buffalo Wild Wings was when I was working an all day shift and this guy came in on his lunch break and ate by himself, and suddenly he looks at his phone and just goes “ah shit!” So he pays and as hes walking out he goes “if I come here tonight with my family, don’t say anything.”

So later that night he does come in with his family, and the look he gave me was the look of a man pleading for the mercy of a cruel god.

[the-memedaddy]

[fortunaegloria]

[hilarious-posts-blog]

Her: go deeper

Me: i’m all out of conspiracy theories

[caitstadler]

[why-d0-i-exist]

[chilewithcarnage]

[bitchycode]

Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self isolate, I’ll wait

[televandalist]

[justjames]

Mood 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[apathetic-revenant]

demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?

roomba: [is a roomba]

demon:

roomba:

demon:

roomba:

demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit

[spangelbanger]

Demon: *gives Roomba sentience* : now, what do you want?

Roomba: what are you doing? Get off my floor. I just vaccumed there.

[theavengers]

Marvel Studios’ Disney+ series officially announced at the D23 Expo.

[bulimicbunnny]

[veryfunnymemes]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[catchymemes]

[slideofthetimes]

1975 / pnw views

[sobverbosentir-deactivated20191]