Nadav, Saltwater Enjoyer

23 She/They history major with static tv brain. Zionists and terfs and the like dni.

[n0nametoday]

People are always free to message me btw

Weird facts? Animals? Trinkets? Need to explain your latest hyperfixation? Etc.? Open

[doggirl-girlcock]

Girls with sharp teeth and big boobs

[calamity-corner]

Girls with big teeth and sharp boobs

[stardustsubspace]

Girls with big sharp and teeth boobs

[doggirl-girlcock]

With big girls boobs and teeth sharp

[horseimagebarn]

horses touching noses tenderly in the snow these horses love for one another is palpable as they pause side by side in their tracks which are visible in the snow and trail backwards what a beautiful intimate moment of companionship and mutual affection

[outsidewolves]

Bottled Wataur

[jame7t]

I stepped in a pile of corruption today

[cryptotheism]

Ohhh I thought I noticed wickedness in your heart

[enameledcoppergirl]

Cobalt blue dragoness leaving sparkle traces wherever she goes

[ironelkarchive]

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something 

[cozcat]

[dizzyghoast]

ive said this before but my understanding of the "tumblr sexyman" is that the archetype originated via a website full of nerdy teenage girls taking their first steps into sexuality and looking for objects of desire in their zones of interest that felt "safe" to experiment with and landing on anyone resembling David Tennant. It has always been, to me, the fandom equivalent of the boy band dreamboats on the cover of Tiger Beat. It's in the name even. "Sexyman". A man who is sexy but not sexual. Someone you can stare at and sigh over and dream about but actual sex is still scary to imagine so hes just just standing there looking good in his waistcoat and slacks and whether he actually has genitals under there or not depends on how brave youre feeling at the moment

That's why it always felt strange to me to try and expand the term further than that cuz, for the most part tumblr users arent really teenagers anymore. we're mostly all adults now with presumably a better handle on our sexualitys and preferences. Senshi isnt a sexyman because you dont need a sexyman any more. He's just a guy you want to fuck.

[toriel-2]

relapsed on boar hunting

[gazeldhazel]

bleh. blah. ough. bah. beh. bwah. awa. gogh. bwgeh

[storyweavingspider]

Problematic size gap frotting

[evilscientist3]

pigswill → pig swill / pig's will

a lot of possibilities here. well, two. but what more do you need

[evilscientist3]

Pigs will do anything they put their mind to. They are so powerful

[jp-nichts]

Fanart of my favorite anime and one of my favorite gifs

[undasura]

more white base dragon mama because. i love her

[undasura]

some people are reblogging this without knowing its gundam which isn't a problem but i'm just clarifying it is gundam. its an anthro-ish version of this beautiful woman named White Base

[tondog]

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate

[pocket-deer-belly]

i like that this is in no way a more efficient way to animate this motion. like it’s a 2 frame loop consisting of every drawing necessary to make this a single fluid motion but they did it like this because it’s funny

[tondog]

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate

[pocket-deer-belly]

i like that this is in no way a more efficient way to animate this motion. like it’s a 2 frame loop consisting of every drawing necessary to make this a single fluid motion but they did it like this because it’s funny

[jerryterry]

Rating the current Pjackk clones

"pjackk":

got the original url, committed for the bit for less than 24 hours before vaguing about criticism, now only half-heartedly keeps up the act and isn't very good at it. Embarrassing, 0/10

Bonus points: considers pjackk a lesbian, a conclusion that could only be reached if your entire exposure to the character was via the shadows cast on the cave walls by posts about posts about pjackk. but it's a fun wrinkle in the way that a bad movie is better than a mediocre one. unfortunately not enough to justify the blog's existence.

"pjack":

couldn't get the original url but that didn't stop them. Embarrassing, 0/10.

Bonus points: so far posts less than current pjackk. the posts aren't very good but at least they're keeping up kayfabe. unfortunately not enough to justify the blog's existence.

"gjackk":

It's honestly kinda giving "blease dont think im racist"-era sandsverse fanblog vibes. Embarrassing, 0/10.

Bonus points: the only one of these blogs that feels even vaguely aware of the existence of tekken. using Gun Jack is a cute and fitting touch. unfortunately not enough to justify the blog's existence.