Rarely sober

🌾ellie🌾 17

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

What We Do in the Shadows (2014) directed by Taika Waititi & Jemaine Clement.

[birdsofafeathercolchester-blog]

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

[2-shane-s]

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

[queenciityconfidential]

This is a legendary post

[meanplastic]

[997]

mgmt: CONTROL YOURSELF TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED FROM ME

my 2008 self: 

[localstarboy]

His voice kills me bro 💀💀💀

[labellabrianna-deactivated20250]

Mmm… Delicioso.

[complexitywithinsimplicity-deac]

😭 he speaks in italics. Perfect.

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[wereralph]

god this was worth the read

[maziekeen]

You remember Ross?

[zany-the-nerd]

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

[animentality]

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

[broomchickabroom]

OH MY GOD

[awesomejustgotawesome]

[fallinyourtidalwaves]

i’m a subtitles on kinda girl 

[lightincubus]

[no-chill-at-all]

[silent-rob]

[alfuhdawg-deactivated20140323]

[eeveekid-deactivated20141208]

IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

[captaindougslizard-deactivated2]

this kills me!

[felam135]

They actually did it, too.

[hittinganewlo]

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

[beefyravioli-deactivated2015122]

I guess you can say that 3 year old was “spot on”

[the-solemn-hypnotic]

this post has nothing to do with my blog but I love this so much and I had to share

[woodelf68]

I could see it being called Leopard Bread, too. But Giraffe is even better.

[coneycat]

Customer service done right.

[coneycat]

Okay– so the picture of the bread made me wonder whether the name change stuck, so I Googled “sainsbury’s giraffe bread” and found not only numerous references to “Giraffe (Tiger) Bread” from the Sainsbury’s Web site, but also this followup story on the change from the BBC:

Tiger Bread renamed Giraffe Bread

By the time the BBC story was written, however, customer manager Chris King, aged 27 1/3, was no longer employed at Sainsbury’s. Apparently he’d left the company to go study to be a primary-school teacher. Perfect.

[cosmic-noir]

This makes me smile so hard :)

[lacapitaine-deactivated20120131]

[terriamon]

[skajador]

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[monochrome-miku]

“Hey guess what”

“No you have to guess”