second letter from St. Julien

samantha • 26 • she/her • ENFJ • semi-conscious time machine experiencing the forward flow and trying her best

[redarmyscreaming]

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

[the-solemn-hypnotic]

CALLING ALL PAY PIGS

my name is Sam, I'm 25 years old, and I work full time for a marketing agency. I have a foolish amount of credit card debt (roughly $6,000) that I've been carrying around since my early 20's and I cannot seem to chip away significantly at it, despite always being on time with payments. I would kill it off myself but I'm only salaried at $45k/year and I live independently so all my bills are mine completely.

I used to side hustle as somewhat of a dominatrix. My speciality was degrading simps; I was strictly referred to as Goddess. I would be happy to get back to doing this on a consistent basis, but it has to be lucrative because this debt is weighing on my last fucking nerve and I just want to be done with it. If you have the funds and would like me to degrade the absolute fuck out of you, please DM me.

[virginiaisforhaters]

this is my favorite enby joke ever now by the way

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

LOOK BUDDY. I can do a lava moat. I can do a moat composed entirely of boiling acid. With certain provisions for the animal welfare act, I can even do a piranha infested moat! But I cannot. provide. all three services simultaneously in the same godsdamned moat. You call any contractor in this industry they will tell you the same!!!!!!!

[scrumptiousangst]

What if it was three concentric moats?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh that, sure, heck we can have that installed by tuesday

[mjalti]

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

[dankmemeuniversity]

[45percenterthen]

thinking of her (the strawberry squid) 🥺🥰😵💫🍓

[45percenterthen]

look at you strawberry squid ............

[45percenterthen]

[rocktheholygrail]

Jennifer’s Body (2009) || Hannibal (2013-2015)

#they are both valid ♥

[jellybeandrawsthings]

tis the season

[craicchapel]

me every day on this website

[the-solemn-hypnotic]

[the-solemn-hypnotic]

I have boobs I swear, they're just tiny as all fuck. Small-titted and quick-witted 🤝

[transbloke]

I only have so much time in my day, so ...

[danger]

Disclaimer

I SUCK and get sad a lot

[vitamin-death]

are you okay?

difficult question

[austim]

.⌨️.

[dzamie]

oh good my marshmallows are done

[bariumsalts]

Image description: four gigs of computer keys being melted off. The plastic reacts to the heat very similarly to roasting marshmallows.

[earhartsease]

what the fuck keyboard has an F19 key

[frottinq]

Do you ever interact with someone and you realize “this person has never had to consider or think about what their place in the world is, and why they believe certain things or act certain ways, this person has never considered society at length” and it’s just terrifying