GreenerOnTheOtherSide

Sophie. 21 but basically still 12. Pro-life, plant based, bla bla bla. I hate it when people are unhappy, so please smile and know that I think you're amazing.

[meanplastic]

[khubaani]

U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense

[idiod]

[yamino]

[hiphopocliedes]

a darkened auditorium with 264 silent people in the seats. on the stage, me, sitting on a stool, lit by a spotlight, the only light in the theatre. i hold up a photo of my cat, 10 people applaud, two or three hold up photocopies of the same photo, the rest do nothing, watching, waiting. 

[creativereadingfanfiction]

I love this description of tumblr.

[chibitalex]

k but why do you have 29340 fuckin youtube videos open

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

s/o to the kids who got uglier when puberty hit I feel yall 100%

[slimetony]

s/o to me I’m ripped as hell and my dick is huge and i fuck sex women all day in my nice car and my dad can’t make me eat dirt fuck you dad fuck you dad

[n0thing111]

Fuck sex women. What other type of sex is there?

[delta-breezes]

Minna So | @minna_so

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[herbstfrische]

is he wearing a “u mad bro” shirt?

[n0thing111]

Ffs.

[oathing]

That awkward moment between birth and death

[bestoftrash]

[n0thing111]

This is the best thing my eyes have feasted upon in a while.

[kingforaking]

I’m doing a social experiment called ‘agreeing with boys when they compliment you’. 

the results: 

[fuckyeahbodypositivity]

perf example of how uncomfortable boys are with women owning their own awesomeness. for many men, beauty, coolness, desirability are gifts they alone can bestow upon women. they get baffled, even aggressive when you show you’ve known you possess those things all along. 

[officialjeffgoldblum]

i love this experiment! 

[daggers-drawn]

[soporificspecter]

Okay, but think about this: bath bombs in the wizarding world.

Bath bombs that make complex designs in the water

Bath bombs that turn the steam colors

Bath bombs that play soothing music

Bath bombs that wash your body for you

Bath bombs that change the color of the water based on your mood

Bath bombs that enchant bath toys for children

[quank]

#bath bombs that remove all the water#by fred and george (x)

[n0thing111]

I cba to wash my hair anymore. That is the level of laziness I have reached. #greasebaby#mane#shirts#cba (at Nottingham, United Kingdom)

[iguanamouth]

about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

[iguanamouth]

9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

[banterbears]

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

[iguanamouth]

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

[iguanamouth]

hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

[iguanamouth]

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

OH

HOLY PISSING HELL

MY CHILD

[6937652]

IGUANA WHY

[n0thing111]

Rainy day in London #london#stjamespark#trees#prettybackground#britishweather

[n0thing111]

Stratford vibes 💅🏻😍 #stratford#jamiesitalian#food#yummy

[n0thing111]

The best thing about home is that the bath is always clean. #studentlife#easterbreak#bath#lordoftheflies#relax#peaceful

[pussylipsmackingood-deactivated]

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

[witchyhellbroth-deactivated2017]

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you