Autism Powered Fuck Machine

22 • she/they • • amateur artist • professional freak • please stick your fingers through the bars of my enclosure please please please please plEASE. I promise I am friendly and entirely non-threatening

[n0xturnal]

COMMISSIONS

I’m doing them.

Hello! I am a broke artist in between shitty jobs! I love drawing characters and I will happily draw yours! Here’s some of my work

(I can draw men I just don’t like to)

If these look good consider getting a commission from me!

Here’s my prices and other stuff like that:

Line Work

Bust - $25

Waist Up - $30

Full Body - $35

Color

Bust - $40

Waist Up - $50

Full Body - $60

I can do ink pens/markers or watercolor

What I Will Draw

OCs, Furries, Gore, NSFW, landscape paintings, animals, pets, portraits, pretty much anything

What I Won’t Draw

Lots of Mechanics/Robots (I’m bad at it sorry), Loli, I have the right to turn down a commission if it makes me uncomfortable

Want Physical Media?

I can ship the final product to you!

Shipping will tack on an additional $10-15 depending on the size of the piece

When Will I Get My Commission?

Within 2 weeks. Likely shorter than that but I’d like to give myself a buffer in case life goes awry

I have PayPal and Venmo, DM me if you’re interested :3

[prokopetz]

I feel like some porn artists get so focused on making their OCs Cool™ that they forget to make them look like they're enjoying themselves. It's tough to get enthused about a twelve-inch cock busting a load the size of an American movie theatre soft drink when its owner's o-face looks like it was designed by DreamWorks.

[n0xturnal]

I have free will and that means I should draw perturabo lactating

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

[n0xturnal]

This is the funniest reblog I could’ve gotten

[n0xturnal]

I have free will and that means I should draw perturabo lactating

[n0xturnal]

Sign the Petition

Nashville Zoo Says No to Proposed Data Center

Please sign! This is actual Disney villain behavior. Comically bad actions.

The Nashville zoo is an AZA accredited institution and I’ve been there a few times. I really enjoy it! It’s a smaller zoo in comparison to others I’ve been to but I’ve always had a good time and they take care of their animals there. Tennessee already has trouble with data centers given Musk’s ai center near Memphis which has wreaked havoc on the lives of the people there. We do not need another one poisoning the land and being a nuisance.

[n0xturnal]

If you told me I’d be fiending for art of Ryan Gosling and Markiplier making out, I don’t think I would’ve believed you but I don’t think I’d entirely discount the possibility either

[n0xturnal]

I need that horrible evil man

[n0xturnal]

I bet if I fucked him it would sound like when a Minecraft skeleton takes damage

This does not dissuade me.

[n0xturnal]

Been rewatching my hero with my fiancé and so far all I’ve been doing is running defense for my favorite psychopath Bakugo Katsuki like it’s my full time job

[n0xturnal]

GET THESE GLP1 ADS OFF MY FUCKING FOR YOU PAGE OH MY GOD

I log on to TikTok (mistake I know). This is what my scrolling journey looks like:

GLP-1 Ad

Video

Skinny tea

Video

Video

GLP-1 Ad

Personal Trainer Ad

Video

Video

Video

GLP1

Kill me.

[n0xturnal]

I’ve begun to realize that when I start spiraling and thinking my friends hate me and don’t want me around this is what I sound like

[n0xturnal]

Would I be a freak and a weirdo if I said I only want to play Ultrakill cuz Gabriel’s voice makes me horny

[icarusofathousanddays]

Rules: Answer the questions & tag 9 people you'd like to know better

Reading: I just started the second Originals book. I need to post my thoughts on the first one soon… I’m still waiting for my paperbacks to come in so I can annotate them.

Last series: Does Teen Wolf count? Not to brag but I’ve watched one and a half episodes so far! (I am… so slow…) If it has to be a series I’ve finished, then it would be Apple Cider Vinegar.

Last Movie: I was going to watch the new Wuthering Heights this weekend, but it didn’t work out. I rewatched Palm Springs pretty recently.

Last Song: I was listening to "The Hand" by Annabelle Dinda on repeat yesterday.

Working on: I've been working on the next chapters of WRTG and Fronia's story.

Salty or sweet: The children (me) yearn for the mines (to eat dirt because it is salty)

Coffee or Tea: Neither!

Tagging: @krissybehind, @burningdreambanana, @whateverthought, @whoreallyevenknowsanyway, @excalisi, @sharkboy305, @shadowlight-22, @socksandaslide, @lewbrah, and anyone else who would like to do it!

[sundae-meringue]

Hi! @the-amazing-hatgirl tagged me for this!

Reading: honestly just random wikipedia articles for whatever I'm interested in. Recently read the articles for Analog Horror, Red Hat Society, and Land Back.

Last series: Watamote: It's You Guys' Fault I'm Unpopular! It's definitely a trip. I see my high school self in the main character and I don't like it.

Last Movies: currently watching a documentary called West of Memphis. I also watched Louis Theroux: Inside the Manosphere and Sorry To Bother You. I'm mostly on a documentary kick right now.

Last Song: last night I was listening to the album ZABA by glass animals!

Working on: my new tomodachi life island, busting my ass at chilis, trying to figure out what's wrong with my health at the moment

Salty or Sweet: cookies.

Coffee or Tea: monster energy 🫩

My shaylas: @altruistic-meme @regretfullyyoubeholdme @n0xturnal @manicali @cuntnikida

[n0xturnal]

Got tagged by @sundae-meringue

Reading: Nothing right now unfortunately. I read the occasional manga online but nothing like substantial. I’m usually reading fucking yaoi too lol

Last Series: The Dinosaurs on Netflix. I’m sick and wanted to watch something while napping on the couch. I’m a sucker for dinosaur documentaries

Last Movie: Jurassic World Rebirth. I like dinosaurs sue me

Last Song: Sweat by Mirakill

Working On: shedding some pounds, getting a job that doesn’t make me wanna die, get better at art

Salty or Sweet: I’ve got a massive sweet tooth

Coffee or Tea: coffee every day

Ur Next: @shplingo @lilcthuulhuu @deadstockkittens @bluberrimuffintop @sleepiitiredbat @snap-crackle-jazz @tailsdovah @ghostytoad

[kinuko]

Why did she say that

[kosmogrl]

[n0xturnal]

Return to your roots off-putting autistic girl.

Rewatch Smile HD because the beat is fucking sick

[withwordsasweapons]

how it feels to be in your 20s with the same interests you had when you were 10