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[lesbiansnoopy]

Me at my cat after putting her in a funny hat: 

[heavenoutside]

european children: Fämther may i go to the meat shjöp

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gymleaderspence]

https://youtu.be/bkJSq_m2rqc

[classichorrorblog]

The Thing Directed by John Carpenter (1982)

[animusrox]

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

ive talked about being too high for things before but this is like.  next level

[shadowcat]

why does ronald mcdonald look like shaggy from scooby doo

[jame7t]

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

sniff

fall off things

Lick plastic (BAD trick)

[bronzyglow]

sharing music as a form of intimacy

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

[mooglemain]

[whitmanic]

*sensually de-robes from my red slutty velvet number as I slowly skinny dip into the tar pits and become an excellent preserved fossil that stuns scientists for years to come and yes my chanel black 6 inch heels are still in perfect condition*

[coat]

Me, a gay scientist in the future (all scientists are gay in the future BTW) :

[theoreocat]

A cat with a strange addiction 🍞

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

SCREAMING Oreo sis………..the carbs

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[cattykruz]

I’m crying

[candiikismet]

Get this away from me!

[horrorvillage]

please watch this

[midnight-defender-deactivated20]

wow, this might be the only realistic portrayal of metalheads I’ve seen in media

[kristina100000]

GIRLS WITH IRON DEFICIENCY MAKE SOME NOI- *falls asleep due to fatigue*

[manfuckyopride]

[naughtypines]

Y’all are missing the best part, it’s on of the guys she refused to give the marriage license to that took her job

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

…..men always quiz me when i claim to like something they like too. cause in their minds i’m either a.) lying to appeal to them/gain their approval or b.) only capable of having a superficial understanding of the subject and they need to “expose” me

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Listen

[idealcat-deactivated20181202]

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Tumblr keeps suggesting this post and I’m going to reblog it every time I see it

[bitchycode]